random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

I'm just going to fuck him the butt, I'm not some sort of faggot. If he's cool I might let him be a bro, like hang out, eat pizza and play mario kart type bros.

Ankylosing spondylitis...you're turning into an an ankylosaurus

 

[Dead Lion]

I'm not sharing mine, it's full of Deus Ex savefiles and German midget porn.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

The Mexican Navy crashing a ship into a historic American architectural landmark as a crowd of Arabs in head coverings look on in fear is really indicative of what's become of modern NYC.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Women's suffrage is a direct consequence of men's suffrage, which is a direct result of limited men's suffrage. If men voting were such a good way to govern, then women's suffrage wouldn't have come to pass. The root problem is that we allow unqualified retards (like myself) to determine government policy via popularity contests.

 

[volatile puar]

https://social.treehouse.systems/@ariadne/114756296165448157

imagine spending time whining that i'm a furry because *checks notes* i don't want to deal with a bunch of dipshit anti-vax nazis who want to spend their idle cycles discussing alt-right propaganda just to find out relevant security data

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

"my goal is to be the sabrina carpenter of hypnokink"

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

a month ago at a party i laid down on the stairs to chill and time-skipped two hours, only when i got home i realised i passed out

 

[Maki Harukawa]

I DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING PSYCHOLOGICALLY TORTURED

 

[Mound Dweller]

say that you're working through a medical journey with suspected heart problems and need some friends to help. And don't mention jews or chemtrails.

 

[Gentlebastard]

How else am I suppose to find an enjoyable novel if the author didn't try to secretly re-introduce wolves to the American South-West.

I'm sure cheap plaster casts aren't properly representative of cute Irish titties. I hope.

i just know, nay, i can visualize the type of BPD woman that wants these
the same type that loves cutesy pastel pink aesthetics while calling herself a sleepy little sensitive angel and then threatens to shank you with her pink pocket knife

if God were Indian the universe wouldn't have lasted 13 seconds much less 13 billion years. The fact that very our existence can be defined by a set of constant unbreakable principles proves no jeets were involved in its creation.

He should just name it "Songs From My Retarded, Gay, Slurping, Drooling, Rat-Faced Criminally Convicted Life."

imagine getting into porn and find out you are doing fight choreography on the first day

Woman just means adult human female, any attenpt to use semantics to insert men in that definition is retarded tranny speak.

He couldn't get laid at the southern border with a fistful of Green Cards.

Yeah no someone needs to keep this crettin away from small dogs, puppies children, women, society & me.

Sounds like a bunch of nobodies to me. They probably don’t even use sex workers to achieve intimacy.

Of course it's the Germans coming up with this. Who else could it be.

Of course my fantasies don't include trannies not existing. That'd be horrible. Who would the Tranny Exterminator Napalm Hellfire Squad (led by yours truly) meticulously hunt down if that were the case?!

 

[Spectate]

"los de kiwifarms: solo se reproducen groomeando"
(Those from kiwifarms: they only reproduce by grooming)

i have a fear of walmarts

 

[Maki Harukawa]

i have a fear of walmarts

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm admittedly no neuroscientist, but I suspect people who need to be in the neuro ICU generally aren't in a situation to live tweet for advice on how best to ask to speak to the ICU's manager.

 

[The Lаughing Man]

I look forward to seeing what minuscule detail causes autistic outrage in this thread for at least 2 weeks.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This might be hard to believe, but in Germany, Middle Eastern male amputees have to live in constant fear of being groped by redhaired German women.

 

[karz]

Beating toddlers to death, huh... well, I would not be smiling a lot neither if I had to report on this daily.

Remember when he went to Japan and was up on that catwalk with all those guys taking pictures of him? And then we found out he never saw combat and he's basically a huge fucking faggot? Oh yeah, good times.

>be American (Delta Force Operator)
>get shot

"Oh my fucking God dude, The Taliban are destroying the heroin production, stopping the rape of children by warlords, and introducing national pride into Afghanistan after 2 decades of a corrupt puppet government. How can we put a stop to that travesty?"

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

how about you just all piss into a 40oz bottle and I'll drink that

 

[Pedophobe]

They don't want to come to terms with the fact that being a wiki janny has no real benefit to the world.

Nothing, but concentrated retardation and sodomy.

The anime people are really mad at Null right now.

 

[Markass the Worst]

When you dox a VTuber because they're a lolicon or have a loli model, you are no better than the people who burned down Minneapolis in 2020.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lolicon-shotacon-defense-force.199230/post-21912307

 

[Law]

Cleavage, eyeliner, and victimhood.

What a fool I am. Enter the pie.