random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

I feel a dead kid has more things to worry about than gender stuff.

Because nothing says "Christmas" than good old fashioned sacrilege, am I right?

Soylent grin jumpscare.

Looks like someone is about to 'ACK themselves

What's next, a Vice Presidential teabagging campaign?

It looks like Croc's drug addict brother Crac

Where else could one go to and feel free to confess they want to travel across state lines and rape women?

I had to hide in the bathroom because I thought donald trump was gonna rape me

Call me woke but I think if you are in the process of shooting a school, Therapy might be the last thing you need.

"Pot called the kettle nigger", more like.

 

[The Taxman]

the waffle house of the sea strikes again

 

[Wright]

this is a real test and those are my real results. I am 100% Wojak, whatever the fuck that means.

 

[Hamstirer]

Bro if you're regularly getting banned from Kiwifarms of all places you need to rethink your life decisions.

 

[Spectate]

Quick, let's do a little roleplay scene. You be ratdad.
Start us off, the rest of the thread can rp as boss.

Loud -FUCK MY LIFE BRO, OH MY FUCKING GOD DUDE- Can be heard throughout the house

*Opens the broken door slightly*

"Hey Austin, could you keep it down a bit, it's 3 AM." I- ratdad- say in a meek voice.

 

[Gentlebastard]

its like a 'tard making fun of another 'tard

where do you think you are?

connecting india to the internet has been a disaster for the human race

"Wow, that new cult is really working out for you, I'm so proud."

 

[Spectate]

Just like I would know you are a male adult human by seeing your tiny penis in the changing locker room

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Here we have a misogynistic parrot that won't be having any of that transition bs.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

i havent pissed on the floor in months btw

 

[The Ugly One]

Yes I forgot myself and used KF speech on normie internet, again

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Roads are for driving, not idolatry.

They call that one the cheesy tuna melt

Also, fuck the moon.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

if you were to have purchased a mickey mouse dildo from the gift-shop, you would still have your access to the park revoked, but you get to keep your mickey mouse dildo

So this is what edging feels like

hes comparing himself to a child molesting pedophile warlord and insinuating that honkeys be bullying him

 

[Aunt Carol]

If only there was a tree of liberty to water by throwing Jack onto its roots from a helicopter.

Normal men and normal women are equally brilliant. Bit different in some fields, yes. Man haters and women haters fuck off. This board is for hating all trannies.

 

[Spectate]

Horse fucker vs cat fucker, let's gooo!

May I vote for no animal sex? Id really like to see that on the ballot.

 

[Chudborean]

here's your daily reminder that you look like a thumb that rapes children.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Ngl Id like to see fistulissas intestines explode. It would be the cherry on the shit cake.

 

[Aunt Carol]

So while it's disrespectful regardless to say that someone who died is now part of your harem and lives in the Lord Of The Rings version of Heaven, it's also blasphemous because it's basically witchcraft.

 

[MetalGear - E-Hero Neos]

"How does it feel to suck nigger cock on the daily?"

How does it feel to suck nigger cock on the daily?

 

[Dr. Butt]

How did the jews make you short tho?

Triple posting faggot who gets 0 pussy

 

[Metamorpho]

One annoying/terrifying things is that these people will "jokingly" type this stuff in comments on normal sites under normal vids.

I found this one just by clicking a video on a (rather clickbaity) normal video about basketball stories. Got "pin of shame" but how much of it is him getting off on the attention and being humiliated by comments?
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i secretly goon to mommy asmr but no one is gonna find out because the comment is gonna be at the bottom