random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Toji Suzuhara]

Using draw cards to pass on the effects of other draw cards in such a manner is a long-accepted part of the UNO® Oral Torah

 

[Crex Crex]

I raped all of OP's relatives behind a Denny's in 1993.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Imagine spotting one of those at the glory hole.

If you watch this, just know that you will not be a happier person for it.

I have so many questions about Corissa's nightmarish tits but I'm too scared of knowing the answers

Imagine going to your apartment complex's pool and some fat lady with warts is there tik tokking about how she doesn't have warts.

Imagine going to the pool in your government-subsidized low-income housing development and there isn’t a fat lady tik tokking about warts

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The women in Toronto are somewhat taller than what I think is normal, and this disrupted my tranny sensors.

 

[SweetieMouse]

I would think that if you wanted a semen ballon, you’d jerk off in a bowl, pass it around to your friends to jerk off into, and then get a needle less syringe. Blow the balloon up half way, fill the syringe with semen and empty it inside it. Tie and toss.

 

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Are we back to roasting Gator's four hundred pound lolicon ass?

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Pink triangle too lmao. This is the second one. At a certain point I can see the whole appreciation thread turning into a giant bag of gay doritos.

 

[indomitable snowman]

speak for yourself, i was just thinking about what conor’s cock looked like last night

 

[PhoBingas]

"Ok, I guess I'll fap until my brain breaks and I cut my dick off because the internet told me I'm a woman."

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

I have no problem believing that he would sodomize someone with a broom handle

 

[Gentlebastard]

Nuclear take but black weebs are usually 10x more chill and nicer than their peers so this is sort of like a reverse threat signifier.

I don’t know if black-tism isn’t as severe as white-tism or if they just got bullied hard as fuck and don’t consider themselves fully black but if the Reagan administration had pumped them full of anime back in the 70s instead of crack none of us would be racist.

Enjoy wilful exit from the body in a dignified manner, child. Await the Mothership.

The article leaves me with a question: how does one transport ten thousand donkey dicks? In a big bag? Boxed, palletized, and shrink wrapped? Do they need to be kept cool with refrigeration or dry ice? I wouldn't want to buy my donkey dicks from a guy just letting them roll around and get all dirty in the bed of his truck.

I refuse to believe this unless someone can explain the logistics of filling water balloons with jizz.

he is in a cage of his own making for everyone to throw rotten vegetables at and laugh at

I’m not sure which one is more amazing, predicting that 9/11 would lead to war, or predicting that a 92 year old would die soon. I’m completely convinced of his powers.

Now can we quit it with the watch talk? We're in the middle of a race war here. It's a fight for the Farms' very survival against the most dangerous opponent of all, a white woman with a smartphone.

This might be the most batshit insane thing I've seen on this website.

lactose intolerant hands wrote this

What's the most painless, reliable method of killing myself that causes the least problems for whoever has to deal with my body?

Asking in case I get reincarnated as an Indian.

 

[Cnidarian]

Damnit....so close to the ultra rare swastika bingo win but could not see any legit heat/smog/poo miasma so could not in good conscience check that box

I refuse to believe this unless someone can explain the logistics of filling water balloons with jizz.

Anyway, if you're going to murder someone or kill yourself, don't shoot in the head, thanks. The people who have to deal with the body afterwards are human too, don't give us lifelong scars like this.

 

[Harm]

That's a fucking red panda, and a visibly male one at that. There are no anthro vixens on Grok you blueballing asshole.

 

[Markass the Worst]

You are already poor on the inside (where it counts the most).

Enjoy Hell, bitch.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Looking back at how she used to attack local birds and run around the playground on her hands and knees, it made sense she would become a political cartoonist

 

[Markass the Worst]

I've got GOD and I also have the TRUTH and justice will prevail in time.

 

[Spectate]

With that said, nothing this website says has come to the truth. I am the truth

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

Why are you at McDonald's? Are you fat as fuck?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

By Jove old chap we never suspected that you were a homosexual....

 

[Tablet County]

Bob filming while his sanpaku eyed bog witch seduces a boomer in their geriatric polycule