random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[30+GameOvers]

Jews are all liars but if one says the things you like they suddenly arent

 

[GunCar Gary]

Anyways, lovingly yours,
Trump “Evil Sex Man” Donald

 

[Gentlebastard]

Amplify racial hate and violence? Now you’re speaking my language, nigger!

I will never understand why these people have so little shame... Forget "hide your power level", these people push the envelope and brag about it for attention... My god.

I have modest hopes she will latch on to this talking point too because it would be really fucking funny

That's not a dog whistle, it's a smoke alarm!

I suspect that fatty mistook the baby for a twinkie and devoured it

I have a theory that you can tell almost everything you need to know about a culture by their baking. Think about it, from least to most complex and delicate baked good.
Flatbread->Fried bread->Bread loaf->Cake->Pastry

if your baking peaked at fry bread your culture is composed of retards.

the only thing gayer than getting banned from the Politics Shitpost thread is begging to be let back in

It's hard to believe, but his taste in plastic filled skanks is actually getting worse.

"I really don't like repeating myself."
- Patrick S. Tomlinson

I'm sensing more restraining orders in your future, bud.

 

[Law]

I know a self-diagnosed "smart person"

 

[Among Us Gaming]

Bad thread, consider drinking toilet water

 

[Tablet County]

First off, no such thing as schizophrenia. It was made up by

 

[2SLGBQTIA+ 2 Furious]

Women are also uncomfortable with you in their bathrooms, Kermit.

You don't have a cervix, Kermit, your doctor would still be able to tell based on a basic pelvic exam.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Oh I LOVE the ones that fake their death then come back. Thanks, huge boobs!

thanks @Cats for teaching me shitpost is therapy

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Another promoting witchcraft and sorcery.

Case in point lol

Obviously he was a gentile, the are gentiles. Gentiles are non-jews..so, whites

 

[Aunt Carol]

You'll see more urethral penetration in children (and adults) with Chinese authors, more enemas and leaking assholes, people getting guns shoved up their asses, and generally bizarre shit.

 

[Laburnum]

"Happy 26th birthday, Sonic the Hedgehog. Have some vore of Sonic Forces to celebrate!"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Pikachu tentacle cock vore hentai just isn't the same when it isn't being described in lurid, sensual detail.

 

[CansOfCant]

Nothing is impossible when everything is retarded. There's hope in that, even if that hope, too, is also retarded.

 

[Gog & Magog]

I don't support miscegenation, but...

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

This isn't reddit, don't let a fucking sticker get your dick hard.

 

[Pedophobe]

somebody should investigate this Discord guy. his name keeps popping up in all of the pedophile grooming gang threads

He could have been so happy as a Mormon animal show presenter.

"It wasn't UP my ass."

Sometimes the line between poorly-adjusted autist and obnoxious attentionwhore is rather thin.

 

[Chandelier]

These pooners are all so fucking feminine LMAO. "You'd smash your own nose in for a mouthful of dick!" sounds like what an intoxicated college student would scream as she's pulling another woman's hair in a fight outside a bar at 3am.

 

[Tablet County]

@grok kill this nigga with a hammer

 

[Aunt Carol]

Why would I want to be invited to your sodomy party? That's disgusting.

I hope Fire Island is full of fatberg titless rotdog fujos by this time next summer.

Racing under the stars, climbing mountains, breaking into secure offices, winning Warcraft 2 tournaments, and hacking the school intranet are all very romantic.

 

[Law]

AI is mingled and processed human stupidity, it's a smooth innocuous puree of useless idiocy. But some people are infinite sources of the real thing, straight up, harsh and undiluted.