random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

I don't post much in the Girl Threads due to not having a problem.

 

[Doxmatix]

Feel free to fuck off and die, faggot.

people still hating on druids after all this time smh.

"We're so back"- kiwi pukupuku

If only her real dad had fake loved her, these 10,000 pages could have been prevented.

(Prayers to Julia and all innocent Syrian citizens minus Salad).

 

[Among Us Gaming]

What is it with lefty internet politicians and getting e-raped?

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

How many photos do you have of the same morbidly obese 12 year old

here's your daily reminder that you look like a thumb that rapes children

Toddlers can fit a lot of drugs up their ass.

American Heroes, and great friends of Israel.

I predict that there’s a 90% likelihood of the woman on that app being fat,

I’ve been on the internet a long, long time, and a logo featuring a Mexican with a chainsaw doesn’t make me think of tacos.

him having yellow skin must also mean he's canonically chinese

 

[Hitchhiker]

I genuinely want Ina Garten to sit on my face while suffering a severe episode of IBS

 

[Aunt Carol]

All they do is fly mach 1 into solid objects until their head caves in and then their corpses pile up and smell like a junkyard fire.

wait who was cucked

As long as it was a wild animal that ate them and not like, a human person

As a frosting floozie and a strawberry slut, that cake looks really good to me.

 

[Tablet County]

You call yourself ADD to make yourself seem quirky and interesting.

I call myself ADD to get free amphetamines.

We are not the same.

 

[Cnidarian]

it's like wondering why all the people in japan have anime character names

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

At least for me, sexualized gook cartoons cause involuntary shrinkage.

 

[Tablet County]

Listen, pal. It was all fun and games until you brought the avocado thieves into this. You've gone too far.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

No one was "addicted" to cocaine.

 

[Tablet County]

You are not a real Christian, never will. Otherwise you wouldn't say the n-word.

 

[Markass the Worst]

the spectre of "the pedophile” is a mirage made up by rich white people so they could maintain ownership of their children.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/eric-p...rgjen-puppyhelictriangle.177294/post-22004143

 

[Aunt Carol]

Because there is LBG without the TQ. Look. It's right there. In fact, back when, it used to be called the LGB and that was just fine and everyone liked it and middle aged cross dressers had their own shit to do. Like playing golf.

Derrida, much like Joe, based his philosophical principles on whatever would let him argue that actually, it was perfectly fine to cheat on his wife.

Come back Nicole! You never #metoo’d Jeff Goldblum like you promised!

Oh yeah, I forgot: Viktor still pissed himself. Jayce never once tasted his urine, despite the fact it'd be everywhere.

 

[Asian tech support]

You'll pay for this. You too, demon @DoNotFeedTheSneed

And when the moment happens, you'll remember me, even if you think you forgot.

The soul doesn't forget.

 

[demicolon]

This place is honestly the most incompetent hate-site-murder-cult I have ever joined.

 

[Meat Target]

Pedro Pascal looks like he smells of stale beer and smegma and his faggotry behavior is highly annoying.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I can't believe that the most obvious outcome happened.

why is it when i want to murder all inferior people it's called genocide but when canada does it it's called healthcare? double standards imo

I know why the caged bird sings. Until society realizes that the drunken, dangerous minority faces untold bigotry towards our love of mixing soju, tequila, and whiskey in our morning coffee before driving the school bus, we will always be in a place without privilege.

Don't let the jews live rent free in your head, you know if the shoe were on the other foot they would charge you rent.

she is undoubtedly a grifter but also really stupid, so it's hard to be sure exactly how much of her own bullshit she believes

Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an fat pig's eyes abyss, the fat pig's eyes abyss will gaze back into you.
~Fredrich Nietzsche, on whether or not being a lolcow is a communicable disease

99% of deathfat encounters happen in Walmart. It's like an irl spawn chamber for them.

Cow-tippers (especially those of the braggadocious variety) go straight to hell.

Sanity trying to assert itself? Head for Reddit and make it go away.

Does this help?

My understanding, yes. My mood, no.

 

[RaxxScholar]

"When he's not doing his job as a cement/masonry worker that little fag is sitting on the fucking internet bullying people."

"Who cares if he puts your work address out there? If anything that brings in more business, yall should be flattered by that."

"And when he puts your address out there... hey... that just means cool ass motherfuckers can send you shit whenever the fuck they want"

These are a series of quotes from Chance Wilkins AKA "Cyraxx" regarding his arch nemesis "William Gloryhole" and his conduct. The last two quotes are Cyraxx criticizing his supporters for not putting their livelihoods on the line to support him. (Please note Cyraxx regularly uploads videos of him crying about the trolls sending shit to his house and preventing him from getting a job)

The source video may be found here:

https://rumble.com/v6w8qx8-16july251-cyraxx-super-angry-at-buddy-trolls-for-refusing-to-help.html

 

[Mound Dweller]

"Rupert Lowes could be here," he thought. "I've never been North of the M60. With enough votes, you can go anywhere."

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cardposting. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Breadtube most of the jokes will go over a typical Kiwi's head. There's also Card's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from 4chan literature, for instance. The true and honest fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Cardposting truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Card's existential catchphrase "Please gift me Steam games", which itself is a cryptic reference to rejection of the capitalist system. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Card's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens.