random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz2]

Troons are not hydrophobic; water is transphobic. And now you know why so many of them join the Navy.

The "He who Smelt it, Dealt it" Doctrine may apply in this case.

I have GOT to kill myself.

You want to eat a dude. You want little pieces of his wiener in your mouth, lol!

If Canadians had been racist, they wouldn't have these problems.

Jesus Christ, we are about 2 pages away from calling people Jews and Nazis in this topic.

It's time to add Urine Inspection Day to the europoor's litany of humiliations.

At random intervals, white eurocucks will be forced to pee in a cup in front of their colleagues and be judged by an EU authority on the yellowness. The clearer the piss, the more they're taxed on it, as they've obviously been drinking too much water (stolen from indigenous oceans). The tax is paid to their brown replacements in free loans to open shops that sell booze, vapes, and prepaid phone cards.

"hurr durr europoor cope" wrong retard I'm a burger woke to the realities of amerishart existence. I am freed from the mental prison of impotent jingoism. you are gay.

Another reason why I'll be dead and buried before I recognize Missouri

 

[Testiculated Giraffe]

Not if they do a blood test on big mike and determine he's a man and as such Obama broke the law by marrying a man and as such all his actions are null and void and all niggers are holocausted and the clouds over America start raining burgers and apple pie.

 

[Lurkey Turkey]

Someone should really tell Chris he can only be God or his son not both.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Kill yourself.

No, really.

I want you in Hell. I really, really fucking hate you for making fun of him.

I REALLY FUCKING HATE YOU.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Sixth Sign of the Apocalypse - A&N Posters getting fact checked about world news in a fat bitch gossip thread.

 

[Procopius]

I am approached by a beautiful stranger from across the dance floor, she is graceful and stylish, like some modern Galadriel clad in leather, white lace, and industrial piercings with impeccable voice training. She compliments my outfit, I compliment hers. She tells me I need to shave my armpits if I want to look like a real woman.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The most powerful man in the free world was A-Logged to such a degree where he has resorted to the, "I don't really care about this you guys, but okay fine".

By God if you want to see change in this world you have to A-Log to make that change happen.

 

[Mound Dweller]

A website can't be racist any more than a car can be racist.

That said, my jeep is pretty racist.

 

[often puzzled]

"If you're not constructing a sacred temple out of bones in order to gain unlimited power from the guys you thought were so hot, you couldn't allow them to leave you... are you really gooning?"

 

[Gentlebastard]

One of the bits of schadenfreude that gets me every time I watch a new cow blossom is how special and unique they think they are. They very rarely are.

Cunning dictates some cleverness to it. His method is akin to Uncle Bad Touch giving small children a dollar to touch his Mr. Wee Wee.

as a former kid I can say that kids are fucking retarded

This is what I genuinely love about the farms. Always leaves me with something interesting to think about.

Anybody dumb enough to get involved with such a spiteful mutant deserves the suffering they get.

This is why I'm always against the "Let people enjoy things" crowd cause you get degenerates like this.

 

[Tablet County]

concentrated quirk chungus energy

I feel like I'm too much of an empath to watch cringe comedy

 

[Jhonson the Two]

God is clearly Oramge.

 

[Dr Cruel]

“Xander, I didn’t dox him. That’s not true. That’s not true and a matter of fact, no it’s not true, no it’s not true, FUCK YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER, NO IT’S NOT TRUE! PIECE OF SHIT, AND IF I HAD TO GUESS IT WAS PROBABLY YOU THAT FUCKING DOXXED HIM, MOTHERFUCKING LYING COCKSUCKING FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER!”

This is what I'm talking about. My understanding is that we just finished celebrating Rectal Violation Pride Month. Capitalization normally follows a triggering but all these accusations are positive "prideful" attributes in modern troon terms. So ought these to be interpreted as compliments or insults?

 

[Tablet County]

This is what I'm talking about. My understanding is that we just finished celebrating Rectal Violation Pride Month. Capitalization normally follows a triggering but all these accusations are positive "prideful" attributes in modern troon terms. So ought these to be interpreted as compliments or insults?

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

China keeps printing out Ws like it a sweatshop.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Could you explain further? I'd really like to know why you consider that I type as "A DUMB FUCKING NIGGER".

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Nintendo autism is truly remarkable.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my college class, and I’ve been involved in numerous lawsuits against celebrities, and I made love to over 300 prostitutes. I am trained in kicking my disability's ass and I’m the top paralegal in the entire US Legal System. You are nothing to me but just another court day. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, saggy pants thug. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of publishers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can harass you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my music. Not only am I extensively trained in playing the piano, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Legal System and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” laugh emoji was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddarn idiot. I will drool fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fricking dead, kiddo.

 

[Aunt Carol]

i knew someone who drew furry versions of rick and morty and morty was a pooner and rick got him pregnant and there was some drawing of their pooner furry morty being dysphoric about being pregnant

I went to a street fair and bought a mango snow cone. I have not had a snow cone since I was a young child.

I'm very proud of myself that I had to google what Yaoi is.

 

[Spectate]

Every single time you lie about me and the cat, every single time, you are raping it again.