random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[PhoBingas]

Speak to your children TODAY about the dangers of brapposting. It's never too late to save a life!

 

[Meat Target]

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Before you spend 5-10 minutes organizing your thoughts into something to post on this thread, keep in mind the women you're talking about look like this

The smuggest most arrogant people I meet are always hideously dysgenic as though I would give even the most microscopic shit about the opinion of someone who looks like a penis with razor burn.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Just straight up left my local sandwich shop in the middle of their new hire, Poopjeet Vagenesaar, fucking up my order by putting a shitload of everything except for what I asked for on it.

Imagine believing your opinion matters when you eat cow dung.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Vantablack Gorilla Nigger and Bratty Futa Daughter sound like a good one for new gimmick shitposters.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I thought yaoi was about wanting to see two pretty anime men kiss, what the absolute fuck is this shit about mpreg omegaverse buttbaby uretha fisting shit-eating dead doves

Any woman who had a yaoi phase but didn't end up pooning out deserves a veteran discount.

Any Third Reich fans ITT? I'm still waiting for them to announce the 4th season!

 

[Metallic Blood]

I stole 4.000 rupees to buy a phone for porn.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Damn. I actually thought Chris Chan had autism and was mentally ill. Now I know that he's just been a quirky goober for 20+ years because it's the trendy thing to do.

Btw it's not "schizophrenia", I'm a man with a mission

one big problem with psych meds is it's not like they run bloodwork and say "woah, your schizodrine levels are real bad, we'd better get you a manifesto, stat!"

 

[Meat Target]

but when someone comes over to your apartment and sees piles of severed buttocks lying all over the joint it gets very awkward very quickly.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Two men fucking is just kinda gross, no matter how effeminate they are

I think of myself as a longtime jaded internet pervert, and I’ve never heard of half this stuff.

I don’t think you jerk off to it, but you’re clearly titillated and you’re making us a part of your thrill.

 

[CryoRevival #SJ-112]

Fat people is only tolerable if they are funny, if you are fat and you are unfunny either lose the weight or kill yourself.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Jokes are not allowed in Kiwifarms, THAT'S THE LAW

 

[WelperHelper99]

Suffice to say, stop talking to liberals, you're clearly too susceptible to sissy hypnosis and they're turning you into a faggot.

 

[Spectate]

Well, you are clearly atheist. Of course you think I am both a loser and low IQ. This kind of malice only shows in atheists.

 

[Jesus Swept]

Of course you would say that. Although, as I said before, anal is probably safer than the frankenpussy

 

[Pendulous Dong]

Even as a pedophile he would be a bottom.

 

[Spectate]

a couple months ago there was a doxbin of him and he's hurt 16 other miners that weren't furries.

 

[Aunt Carol]

When we are all in hell I am going to ask Satan to punish you first so we can all watch.

"Don't misgender the rapist!!!!"

Actually stalker child, the UK is so bad that it's banned from Kiwi Farms.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Any website is a dating website if you're Indian enough.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Nigger, this is kiwi farms. We all have brain damage.

16 computers sound impressive until you realize they’re likely computers taken from Special Ed class.​

And I'm not talking queer eye for the straight guy gay but just faggot ass shit all over their asses and balls gay. Like they hired a down syndrome person to be their personal stylist.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

He makes a new expression with each video, so you know he practices.

Please lord forgive me for my sins, not of theft, but for being a Pokémon enjoyer.

This man is a pedophile, or a rapist, or both.

I can 100% believe, especially by the way they type, they're just an older French dude who unfortunately shares a username with a furry from Peru.

Could you explain further? I'd really like to know why you consider that I type as "A DUMB FUCKING NIGGER".

How many times has he been doxed already?

this nigger was like sucked in from a time portal from 2008 or something

Thanks for letting us know, proceed to kill yourself.

There is no fixing it. Unless you filter out retards, but then you don't have anyone left to track.

Vantablack Gorilla Nigger and Bratty Futa Daughter sound like a good one for new gimmick shitposters.

please understand that the person we're trying to protect is still crying over the issues

What are you even saying? Is the Protogen fuck bot supposed to protect him or some shit???

he's hurt 16 other miners that weren't furries.

It sure hasn't been coming from a place of altruism.

All true autism sounds close enough.