random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

Not really a 'girl next door' type when you're not a girl and no one wants you living next door.

 

[Meat Target]

They are faggots and nerds and on the moon nerds get their pants pulled down and spanked by moonrocks.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

They should have said Mario and Peach are smooth down there like Ken and Barbie.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

They drove 50 miles to eat take-and-bake pizza out of a machine.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

This is just what anime characters actually look like in real life. Asuka and Rei are actually fat pimply men. If you watch hentai, you're jerking it to people that look like Chris-Chan.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I ignore almost anything in this thread that isn't a photo or video of a cat. I read your post by accident because I forgot which thread I was in.

Hannah doesn't need to be indoctrinated into society's hangups on what constitutes a properly wiped ass. She'll figure that out on her own.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Shut up, ass napkins

 

[Peru oso donas]

 

[One Angry Computer]

The answer is retards. Retards all the way down.

 

[Asian tech support]

I'm so fucking unemployed now I should commit to dyeing my hair ice blue or something. Lmao

 

[Dr. Butt]

DON'T. INSULT. MY AUTISM. EVER.

sauce

 

[peachlover669]

Climb on top of your roof, then get naked and cover ever inch of your body in mayonnaise and shove some up your ass. You'll also need a one handed weapon, if you don't have a pistol just use a blunt weapon like a bat or a pipe. When you see him start to approach again start stroking you dick until it rock hard. Wait for the second he starts messing with the nob and then make your move. Yodel as loud as you can and jump off the roof right on top of him whacking away any of his weapons and discombobulating him. Once you slip off starting shitting the mayo out your ass and chase him as fast as you can while still yodeling. Make sure to stroke you penis the entire time. Try to only hurt him with your weapon, we don't want to kill him, we want to traumatize him. After a while let him go to spread the word and return home. The final and most important step is to now place a jar of mayonnaise on yours and every one of your neighbors front step enduring a safe neighborhood for years.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Future generations will look back at your story and realize what a hero you actually were for daring to exercise your right to be a disruptive retard with nothing of value to add to the conversation whenever the opportunity presented itself.

 

[Laburnum]

"I saw you got thread banned and triangled, the Jewish regime is trying to censor us, they are lashing out violently as more and more sons and daughters of Europa wake up."

 

[Path Wanderer]

it was time for your regularly scheduled programming: Saving the white race via anime edits of Confederacy music

 

[Cnidarian]

I have a pet that might have autism, and even the others of his species have noticed something is wrong with his behavior and reactions. All the same he is healthy and happy, but he wouldn't survive a second as a wild animal.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"Jews killed Christ Peanut" lmaooooo

If you're too fat to shit it's time to lose weight.

 

[supremeautismo]

you don't know how important it is for the British government to know what sonic porn their citizens look at.
how else will they know what artists to follow?

 

[Speedrunner]

can someone edit this so that when the dark bunny pops up he starts speaking ebonics and it screams nigger

 

[neger psykolog]

This website has a decent list of perfectly acceptable alternatives for concerned citizens to use.