random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Super Mario Brothers]

You're making 2009 sound like Vietnam when the trees start speaking Vietnamese

 

[Drip Torch]

Soon the brain scanner in your pop vynl of starlord will be able to tell when you want slop and order it for you

 

[Meat Target]

I'm sorry that people don't die enough to be convenient for you.

 

[Drip Torch]

Why are you making your fur fren consume you thats satanic

 

[Aunt Carol]

• Narcissism sperging about his parents/abuse
• Police bad
• Give me attention because I have a cat
• Guitar sperging
• Banal stuff pertaining to Columbia Missouri (sometimes with police bad thrown in)

He's got no passion, no drive, no desire beyond wanting to poop in a diaper and not pay for housing.

I have a bf but he's made of flesh

Unfortunately, it uses offset lithography rather than letterpress printing, so it's only 99% autistic.

Imagine having to explain your cyborg asshole to TSA.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

I watched an anime kind of like this once, about a girl dying and then sending people messages on the internet. afterwards I tried on my sister's clothes and kind of liked it. I think it was cursed or something.

 

[Dr. Butt]

PLEASE PROVIDE GOVERNMENT ID TO CONTINUE WATCHING ADVERTISEMENTS CHOO-CHOO TRAIN VIDEOS, AUTIST.

 

[Anti Snigger]

bro not all furries are zoophiles this isnt 2010 you fucking moron

 

[Aunt Carol]

I just want to say the N word on the moon.

You weren't lying, man that is one of the lowest effort tit pics I've ever seen.

"I want you to be into me because I'm ME! Not because I'm a leather daddy and you are a cumslut boot-boy!"

He could have rented plenty of top shelf 21 year old escort pussy for the amount of money he ended up spending on Crazy Eyes "Jewish" Innsmouth Fishperson sex

 

[CallmeCicada]

your profile picture is JEFFERY FUCKING EPSTEIN and diddy

racism? what do you even expect from this site.... this place fell off

 

[Anti Snigger]

can you fuckers stop obsessing over me

 

[Anti Snigger]

fuck you loser lol keep coping and seething mad kid i fucked your mom and quoting my cant change that

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

can you fuckers stop obsessing over me

So here I was just trying to relax on my hammock and milk my prostate when I froze. A faint odor wafted through the air.

That's when I realized what I was smelling.... A bitch

Turns out it was the op

 

[Anti Snigger]

reported for harrasment, enjoy the ban!

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

He is also in Talbott's thread defending a zoophile.

He is also currently in Ukraine right now.

Imagine you're a ukrainian soldier and you got bombed because someone sperged on kiwifarms too hard lmao.

i was in fucking afghanistan you cunt

why do you want my attention so bad also free palestine fucker

dear god...

hes not british... he fucks sheep...

he's welsh!

 

[Meat Target]

I'm enjoying the fresh, mild, All-American taste of Chesterfields. Why? Because I'm not a fucking faggot, you niggers.

Sexual potency: "honey you're pushing string"

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I WANT RADIOACTIVE WASPS AND I WANT THEM NOW NOW NOW!!!

 

[Toothp!ck]

what the fuck is a conservative fur

meanwhile Holden age 12 is freely accessing Hungarian fart fetish videos his friends shared with him.

You can't fix her, she has a terminal case of latinx.

He even appeared in one professional studio scene as the husband of a black wife who is cuckolded by a latinx tranny.

Maybe her eyes are so far apart because she needs that peripheral vision to seek out her fleeing baby-daddy for a good beating.

>Video starts with a ytboi saying he's going to die to defend dat BBC

Null has not posted a picture of his ass with a cheese wheel wedged between the cheeks

He's going to start carrying a server mainframe on his back and caterwauling "THIS is where it happened! THIS is where I was RAPED!"

Will needs to accept that he looks very rapeable.

This is exactly why Insane Clown Posse encourages their aficionados to ponder the mechanisms by which magnetism functions. I don’t see Juggalos being dragged into MRI machines.

The government should deploy tactical niggers to rob and assault people wearing AI glasses in public.

 

[The Noise]

@Rat Speaker made a huge mistake in admitting to be Harvey Weinstein and contacting my gynecologist 3 months ago to find out how healthy my pussy is.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Does anyone have a picture of this chicks tits or was that just made up?