random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gog & Magog]

I'm of the opinion that both sexes should use our genitals for sex and reserve our assholes exclusively for pooping.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

I don't think it's fair that a man is willing to penetrate a woman but not willing to have the same done to him.

 

[Shartavius]

Those straws are legit, but they're not meant to suck back a brown pool of Hope's shit and piss.

a friend of a friend supposedly filtered some water that was coming out of a pile of cow shit in the alps and it was fine. Any particulates should obviously be filtered out beforehand (with a t-shirt for example) to prevent the clogging.

 

[Speedrunner]

Fallenchungus, liquidchungus, slungus, I'm deeply confused

 

[Sean Andalou]

(PS There’s a difference between “I would theoretically date a trans woman” and “I will specifically date the skinnyfat greasy autist with men’s glasses next to me.”)

 

[Gentlebastard]

I agree with you but I desperately needed to shitpost this.

I think my brain just twisted itself into a Möbius strip.

What woman couldn't resist the unlimited soup and salad with breadsticks at Olive Garden? It's truly a culinary delight that only the luckiest people in the world are able to experience.

“I didn’t want to share this” Ok. Why did you share it, then? No one is forcing you, It would’ve cost you $0 to not share that.

I'm in favor of when Jack talks to anyone more interesting, informed and fluent than he is and a non-sentient, frequently incorrect and soulless computer program certainly qualifies.

How badly do you gotta fuck up for your robot wife to dump you?

(NSFW link if anyone browsing the eFukt thread on Kiwi Farms on a Friday on a work computer or other device needs a "wtf r u doing" reminder)

Seriously, though, look at those fucking sandals. He looks like he belongs in a group home for obese retards.

One man to kill them all, one man to cure them, one man to grind them all and in sausage bind them.

she seethes and malds behind closed doors, wishing for the day she can be a raging asshole without losing her family and her job

The next time you pick up the fork, please think of your future mortician.

I know you’re providing a necessary service and someone’s got to do it but damn, your description was horrifying.

I love it when death industry people post here. You’re telling me that you can squeeze out atherosclerotic plaque like toothpaste out of a tube?

The lawsuit will be the make-or-break, and God help his liver if he loses it

 

[Aunt Carol]

As them if they've considered suicide.
And then, suggest they commit suicide.

Not quite sure what to make of this all besides everyone involved should delete their accounts including me for posting these screenshots.

I am glad coomers are suffering the consequences of their indifference.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

If corrosion is related to use, on an Indian 787 there would never be any corrosion around the toilets.

 

[Speedrunner]

Hi,if anyone else from 4tran4 finds this I am Sweet Pumpkin known for trying to put an end to the Lezistance ultimately getting banned for rule 3. Welcome to kiwi farms 4tran4 users and other newbies,Before there was time,Before there was anything there was nothing. And before there was nothing…There were MONSTERS. Kiwi farms isn’t no ordinary place beware this place is full of Lichs,anything can happen on here from being doxxed,to being swatted. So before you post or reply to a thread,just remember anything can happen,this isn’t no ordinary place like Reddit. So who wants to share their thoughts on yeep-yorp first? I feel like the only way the insanity will end is if we play civil discussion so please share your thoughts as soon as possible.

 

[Drip Torch]

It's just when I got agitated there's ANOTHER voice in my head arguing with me.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I agree it would be good to have a more specific slur, though.

 

[Statix_Shark]

Maybe AI will be able to create a fully functional stem cell based pussy in the future. I can't wait for DEI vibe-coded genitals. @grok give me a 13" dick

 

[Kokenami]

I couldn't make a cock fish no matter how hard I tried, It's like they have some kind of advanced cock detection technology.

 

[Drip Torch]

They disgust me, especially when I'm walking around Costco buying. Protein in bulk. Disgusting.

 

[Spectate]

I don't know what criteria the site uses to approve the drawings. None of my submissions were vulgar, except for the vagina fish.

 

[often puzzled]

There are no disabled 11th doctor M/M fics on AO3.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

The machine fish is insane, almost makes me feel silly for spamming 30 niggerfish.

 

[indomitable snowman]

I honestly hope that I will never be in a position in life to need to sell my silver.

I want to just keep buying more and more over time till it becomes a mound of unwieldy mass.

It's your fault you're a faggot. Stop blaming God.

There is no gay gene or angry retard gene. You chose this life.

I'm taking dude is a white latino meth head secret furry for all points.

I love how a troon realized KF doxxed him on a sideshow thread within hours. This place is so rent free Null could probably file for adverse possession of these people’s skulls.

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I sexually identify as a Borei-class nuclear-powered ballistic missile submarine. Ever since I was a minnow, I dreamed of silently patrolling the Arctic depths, blasting enemies of Glorious Russia. Other fish told me that a fish being a submarine is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a fisherman install an integrated hydrodynamically efficient hull, a nuclear fission reactor, and Bulava missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Borei" and respect my right to kill from the sea and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a submarine-phobe and need to check your boat privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Can I have sex with your friend? I also have onset schizophrenia if that helps.

 

[Disc]

Line width -> 1

Micro nigger lettering.

I drew three fishies already and none of them appeared in the tank. I don't know what criteria the site uses to approve the drawings. None of my submissions were vulgar, except for the vagina fish.

My jewfish got through on Brave.

I drew a Loss fish. I had to give him like 17 fins to make the system see it as a fish. Oh well.

in Jamaica a fish is a faggot so I just drew myself

Where one niggerfish falls, another will rise.

Is everyone's fishtank like 20 copies of the niggerfish

I tried to make 2 fish looking like my dog but they both got rejected. So a cute dog fish is out of the question but 30 nigger fish is fine, I guess.

Come draw a fish with us!