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[30+GameOvers]

• Ralph is too poor for oven mitts
• Ralph used his shorts as a towel and wiped his hands on them regularly

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I have zero interest in playing a lady fighter in Dragon Age and getting banged by a dwarf.

 

[Oliver Onions]

consumed by a narc fantasy of winning the jury over from the dock (possibly in song)

 

[Gentlebastard]

What kind of man doesn't want to become a warlord and fight for a harem of women?

I didn't type "****ing", I typed "fucking". Do not slander my good name.

I never wanted to be this radical. I just wanted to live a normal life surrounded by mostly normal people. The memes are fucking real. I just wanted to play videogames or whatever and now I'm doing napkin math on how much hydrogen cyanide it takes to fucking solve this problem.

Big tech is so fucking gay, that it will die of digital AIDS by self-raping. Poetic, in a disturbing way.

 

[Wodanaz]

I venture to another thread, minding mine own affairs, merely uttering, “who the fuck even cares that hulk hogan is dead?”—for he is but a grandsire bolster’d by potions, no great calamity, yea?

 

[CallmeCicada]

What does it matter whether the jew wears a dress and a cock ring?

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/comments/681028/

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

I require a vagina

 

[Blackhole]

"Those red flags? They started as pink flags with hearts. Then quickly turned to Brown flags, and other colors I don't like. And they weren't even flags anymore, but squares, and triangles!"

"Dats Lidurally Testbook BPD!"

I'm learning so much about architecture.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

His voice is pissing me off. The way it wavers. I want to hurt him when he speaks.

 

[Mister Eveready]

lmao some of the stuff these ppl do is so funny

 

[Jesters]

What I'm saying is there is absolutely nothing autistic about taping a gasmask to a femboy's asshole and larping like it's first world war.

 

[Aunt Carol]

My grandmother wanted to be a boy so badly when she was a kid, her trollish older brothers told her the big boulder on the farm was magic, and that if she wished hard enough while laying on it, she'd turn into a boy. Guess what she spent all day doing? Today, they'd be telling her there are magic needles and skittles to turn her into a boy, no mention of how that might screw up her body and would never actually make her a boy.

 

[Haloperidol]

Orange big chief do big oops, oops so big that cave man from many tribe say look bad.
Big oops happen not many moon after rocket man say big stupid for many cave man to see.
Orange big chief win back many cave man by send many taco tribe back like promised.
Orange big chief then have big ook-out like member of dark skin tribe.
Give many cave man big doubt unless it smart trick on gay blue tribe.

Charlatans to the Left of Me, Hypocrites to the Right, and I'm stuck in the Thunderdome with you.

If only twitter was around in the 60s, we could've avoided all the problems we have today if we'd just been able to ratio LBJ by calling him a dumb nigger faggot

 

[Spectate]

Apologizing for calling you a faggot. You did look like a faggot in that dress.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

Bro has more chromosomes than common sense

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

My penis has become infected from gooning to cartoon rape fantasies. This makes me, in a way, an artist.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

Fellas, if you sleep with a chick, but didn't tell her you favor collectivism, is that rape?

Even if your ass is buff and manly as hell the french genes do that.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Another horrifying thought is that he was probably jerking off everytime he came here to sperg.

I hate the gay, retarded future.

 

[Silver Higgs]

He is stacking worst traits like he is stacking his fake degrees

 

[Gog & Magog]

Just spent over three hours queuing up over a terabyte of gay porn scraped from onlyfans using Free Download Manager running in a Windows VM running on my server and i'm seriously questioning my choices in life.

A couple of my nephews are part of a Therian group at their high school. They've told me that none of them are into the porn, "not really our thing, but it exists and that's fine" and indicated that most local Therian groups are more or less just an excuse to not be in front of a screen 24/7.