random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

Holy fuck, Salvatore, nobody wants a goddamn Muppet-sona.

There's nothing identifiable north of the urethra.

michigan is a hellhole for other reasons today.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I could see someone wanting to rape him. Small, effeminate, dorky and kinda faggy.... And very full of himself / entitled.

I could absolutely see someone raping him, both for being ideal "prey" and "deserving it" in a predators mind (sometimes rapists might go for worse people thinking it makes it less immoral)

 

[Dr. Butt]

Imagine having to dig up your dick every time you feel the need to wear it/take it on a walk. It's like Frankenweenie all over again.

 

[Gentlebastard]

What you need is the kind with a suction cup on the bottom, preferably with balls to help ensure it lands on the suction cup. A small dab of Krazy Glue in the suction cup and it will chemically weld itself to the floor as soon as it lands. I mean sure a random dildo is funny, but increasingly angry people trying to rip a dildo off that won't let go is hilarious.

Evidently you don't hate journalists enough.

Gotta fight retarded with retarded. They make life difficult being retarded? Play retarded right back and make their lives difficult.

I feel like I’m on a FBI watchlist already

 

[Dr. Butt]

"vandalism, slurs in usernames, and unsavory fish"

Dude, that's basically like fish apartheid, man.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Neither the ED nor the PD has a Cyber Twat division that would give a shit about this.

I've never read that garbage and never will. You don't need to read it because there was a TV show. Which I have never watched. There's internet memes, and that is sufficient.

So it's possible to groom an autistic person into having a fetish that leads them to believing that mutilating themselves will make them "whole" and their "true self". Huh. I'm sure that doesn't apply to anything else. No sir.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Best of Draw a Fish (up to page 20):

Nevermind, six million more niggerfish please!

My rendition of 9/11 and the five dancing israelis feat. jumpers was not accepted despite being exceptionally fish-like (thank you airplanes).

In the tank, nobody knows you're an eel

I can no longer keep updooting the niggerfish, I am tired and must get ready for bed.

If you see a weird and unsettling-looking fish, it's me.

I raise you a Guntfish riding a Niggerfish.

Little dumb while we're all here:
I wish I raised fish for a living.

draw a fish dot com? Really? Who cares?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Ah. I have a KiwiFarm thread. Time to repeatedly bash my skull into the wall and give myself brain damage. Okay now give me 9 thousand dollars

I will point out, though, that Frank is probably preparing to lotion up his hog to read this thread.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

as a catholic it disappoints me that they won't get to experience the euphoria of getting eaten by a lion

 

[Relinquish]

it's a fucking miracle that you glue eaters all had just enough oxygen to get past birth

 

[Dr. Butt]

Best of Draw a Fish up to page 40:

I'm glad that I lived to see meatwad swim with niggerfish, hitlerfish, and the kiwifish.
It's the small things in life that make you appreciate moments like these.

WHAT LINE DO I HAVE TO DRAW TO MAKE THIS A PURE 41% FISH
I'VE BEEN HERE FOR AN HOUR JUST GIVE ME WHAT I WANT

A-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub!

I have learned that I'm not very good at poorly drawing fish.

Came for the poorly drawn fish, stayed for the buttholes and swastikas.

MODS APPROVE MY FISH

You've offended an "18+ HYPER BIG-BALLS GROWTH-FUR" furry with your indecency.

COELACANTH!

nice gay fish you have there, be a shame if someone smote it

I try to make a Jewish Jellyfish and it cock blocks me. The guy hates Jews, hates Jellyfish. What a niggeredly programmed site. It even has a kippa.

 

[SITHRAK!]

I don't need to fuck myself right now but I am tarded sure

 

[Aunt Carol]

That's where she went wrong. She hasn't even read Locke.

 

[Mound Dweller]

The server may be non ERP but the content of that post sodomized my eyes.

 

[Seared Strawberry]

It could even be Colonel Mustard in the Study with a Revolver.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

"Non-binary" amounts have become common in the industry as memory scaling has slowed down

My RAM identifies as ECC today.

My RAM started transitioning to ROM recently.

Man, I have been on this forum too long. That's all I'm gonna say.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

A thousand dildos lying on a carpeted floor. A long-haired cat looks on.

I am going to pretend that this photo is from right before a spring dildo cleaning or something, because otherwise this person owns a mid-range sedan's worth of dildos and just plain doesn't mind if they're covered with cat hair and lint.

Patting yourself on the back because you used to stick duct tape up your vagina before the mid to late 1990's sure is something.

Is it a-logging if I wish Pamperchu had died smoking meth?

 

[Gentlebastard]

I love the inclusion of ‘BYOB’ on the poster. A group of mentally ill defectives getting together for anything-goes amateur wrestling matches (in a slippery substance to boot)- what could POSSIBLY go wrong?

This is giving the same vibes as that man that has the wonder bread bimbo fetish.

Ten bucks says this guy ends up eating a kiddie pool's worth of Jell-O and vodka chaser to make his trouble worth it.

if there's anything I've learned from the Wikipedoa thread, it's that nigger lovers can't go ten minutes without getting a hard-on from thinking about dead nigger babies.

I got a little existentially scared for a second during that Wendy's review that there are probably in the hundred thousands if not millions of people that function daily like TamTam and Jack. Slur, gurgle, shuffle, munch, slur, gurgle. Drive to Wawmar. Slur. Gurgle.

This fat idiot's propensity to be pretentious is only second to his always being wrong.

I remember reading that in Medieval Europe about 1% of the population in any given year just got executed. I used to think that seemed like a bit of a high number all considered but the more you read shit like this the more you realize they probably had the right idea.

He is from a long line of rodeo clown cocksuckers who can suck a cock dry in seconds flat.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

If he lets his amhole fill completely with dirt and gore, does it mean it can be squeezed out like a pimple?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Let's unpack the situation and find out why he made this choice.





You:
-Went against his direct request
-Invaded his privacy and betrayed his trust
-threw something at him
-screamed at him
-express regret over not taking the opportunity to acquire embarrassing pictures to mock him with

Piss towel:
-reliably cleans his piss
-doesn't abuse or mock him

I think I have to give the point to piss towel here.