random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Ruined by the Rain]

SHE TRIED TO FUCK THE DOG AND GOT REJECTED

 

[Gentlebastard]

I don't ask for much, but this would be a magical thing. He would seethe like nobody has ever seethed before.

We're laughing at a fat guy, not applying to MIT.

[IM SO MAD I CANT EVEN TYPE OUT MY USUAL THING MAKING FUN OF NULL, FUCK INDIANS HOLY SHIT]

He generally knows that he can't win, he is just a malicious goblin who realized he can abuse the system to inconvenience people who rightfully tell him he is a retard who should get fucked.

 

[indomitable snowman]

• If you bitch and moan about which threads are featured and which are not featured, you are a low IQ subhuman blight on society and you should have been stillborn to spare the world your insipid presence. - Sincerely, The Management

 

[Lords Greatsword]

They're people who post on reddit
And they get their posts upvoted
It is almost certain that these people are profoundly retarded

Is there anything sadder than a furry who can't afford Bad Dragon and has to make do with IKEA products?

Point shown. You want to make a good game? Allow nigger stomping.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This is violence against weebs, wehraboos, and guys who don't mute the videos of Russian girls trying on clothes.

Isn't having actual functioning genitals fun?

It is also pretty rad that we're 100% not gay.

Very common misconception. Two different people. Elephant dick had the curly trunk, tentacle dick was Gruffin, who had an octopus tentacle tattoo on the appendage.

 

[CaddestSlown]

There will be no Japanese people left by 2050. Good fucking riddance.

Japanese… and Indian. My god… the perfect rape machine.

“KONICHWA SEEErrr, please huff this rag so I can Goku your anus and mouth.”

I don't think I've ever seen an Indian/Japanese child in my whole life, not even on the iNTERNET.

you’re complaining about ad hominem attacks in the thunder dome? Pussy.

If you have pink nipples you should find another pink nipples haver. If you have brown nipples then you should stay with someone who has brown nipples.

Alright fellas take it easy, the Hulkster is just expressing his opinion, there's no harm in that. Anyway I think all indians should die.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Supporting "access to justice" sounds good until "TheJewsInventedAIDS1488" starts commenting in the chat during the hearing

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I wonder if he could go back and do it again, he'd glue the bandana to his head so he wouldn't lose his iconic look.

Gorilla glue: The official kiwifarms sponsorship for killing yourself in style

 

[Hooked on phobics]

"I wish I never tried experimenting with either. Don’t let your kids smoke weed or change gender until they are like seventeen"

https://nypost.com/2025/08/29/us-news/minneapolis-gunman-robin-westman-blamed-massacre-on-mom-warning-him-not-to-change-gender-and-discouraged-people-from-letting-their-kids-transition/

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

At a certain point one has to wonder who really has black dick on their mind all the time.

 

[Dr. Butt]

niggercattle romantasy

 

[vomitusdeux]

Is there a way of being unappealing to a furry? You know kind of like feeling safe around a pedophile cause you're too old for their taste, what's the furry equivalent? How can I make myself unfuckable to them?

. The best you can do is go mtf carve your crotch out and get the proper necrotic puss shit smell.

"Eh, I still look kinda good, right? Hopefully the kids will like me cuz I love children. I would never cut off a child's penis! That's so bad! I got all the diapers just for you..... and me"

Nigga, you high as bird pussy if you think I am opening those Google docs.

Bro trooned out and now goes by Squink and uses Pikmin neopronouns. I don’t know if he still fucks pillows of 10 year old girls, but he’s just as much of a retard as he’s always been.

 

[cottage crow]

"Deep down inside, we all love Joe Winko."

Link to original post

 

[JustSomeDong]

The best part about watching MATI is knowing that niggers don't know how to. And it's important to watch MATI to remind negroes that they aren't allowed to have anything good in life. They're allowed to have Killstream, and Rekieta Law, and the Dick Show, and that's y'know pretty much it. Hey, that's a pretty good episode, NOT THAT A NIGGER WOULD KNOW HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Dr. Butt]

It is also pretty rad that we're 100% not gay.

 

[Zeftax]

generally you would trust your mom to not plant a rootkit on your machine

 

[Dr. Butt]

Sad to see happen, and I'm not even gay.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Everytime Nick is about to break-out a monster 3D chess legal maneuver, Aaron double-jumps him.

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

"Hey lets have fun!"
/u/petermobeter "OH GOD OH FUCK I NEED TO STEAL A CAR!"

Do you think he cums when he gets a lot of youtube likes? I bet.

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

I don't think that Asians are handsome, maybe except for some Mongolians because they're giant raw milk horsechads

I never liked that guy. Always called himself "daddy" which disgusts me. It always disgusts me.

get in faggot