random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Clotso Coof]

In my experience, young-ish fat women often construct their identities in extremes, so you get either "I'm just a cutesy baby girl puppers and kittens and dollies tee hee" or "I am a BIG FAT WHORE who likes getting CHOKED and doing FUCKED UP SEX SHIT rowrrrrr."

That laugh is enough to make vaginas sound like Microsoft Windows shutting down as they dry up.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

You people sure do fixate on licking leather. Have you ever considered that you secretly want to suck cock? It's an honest question.

 

[Zeftax]

We actively live in a rape culture.

I have no idea what sexuality this is. Maybe it's zoomers.

its kind of like a sourdough starter situation but with ejaculate

NOBODY CARES IF YOU THINK RAPE IS GOOD, OR IF YOU HATE BPD WOMEN! NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!

The way you talk makes me want to kill myself, no offense.

Even if he didn't suck dick he'd still be a massive faggot

If only people had warned him that the path he was on would lead to destruction.
Alas, here we are.

do not flame me i have lapse of judgement sometimes...

I regret looking at this thread. Sometimes I fucking hate curiosity...

Nigga you are on Kiwifarms, this is what we do.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

My mother told me Charlie was a racist and I asked her what specifically he said that made her feel that way and she couldn't give me an answer, at which point all the anger that has been building in up inside of me the last few days exploded and I got in her face and yelled at her that she's a normie cuck moron who gets her news from NYT headlines and MSNBC chyrons, then I started rattling off FBI stats and started screaming TND redpills and now I don't think we're on speaking terms.

Holy fuck. Someone phone this gormless cunt while he is ironing, and there’s a good chance he’ll completely burn off the right-hand side of his sub-normal skull.

 

[Pedophobe]

IMO everyone lolcalmdown.

I want to be optimistic, but let's be realistic.

It's like Days of Our Lives but with an all sped cast.

Can I not be ironic here.

Is there a way to post a new thread directly to spergatory? I have many ideas

 

[HalTurner]

The pronouns on the pin are not the message. The pin is the message.

 

[skunt]

if u fuck me and then go flex in the mirror right after again i will shoot myself in front of you

 

[Big Nasty]

"I'll hurry up and die so you can drink yourself to death" - Mama Blade.

1984 would legit be an improvement over modern UK, which can be described as "If you want a picture of the future, imagine an ass shitting on a human face—forever,".

There are weird amount of people on Twitter that don't seem to realize Fuentes is gay and oddly enough most of them are women.

 

[Hamstirer]

What isn't gay? Literal only fans whores being whores on ip2? Mongrel.

 

[agent_donkey]

A trophy! Tarl's a fucking trophy wife dude! At least he's a pirate trophy to us demented stoners!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

LaShonda knows that Jaquarius is always a misspoken word away from a nigger moment.

Everyone speaking the same language would be really convenient. We could all get together and work on great projects for our mutual benefit.
For example, we could build a giant tower! A tower so tall, it might even reach the heavens!

That was rude and ignorant

i must make it my career to end the lives of anime women online whose political opinions do not align with my own. i also want to have sex with them. life truly is a neverending conflict

Do you even play warhammer you furry spaz? Or are you just in for tourist season?

MY COMM BADGE WAS DELICIOUS

They have loads of passionate fans but their national team is historically dog shit.

IT'S BEHIND YOU!

 

[DumbDude43]

Now That The Site Is At Least Somewhat Bearable, I Can Interact With The Userbase To A Limited Degree. Furthermore, My Isekai Futanari Stepsister Turned Out To Be A 500 Year Old Dragon!

 

[indomitable snowman]

can you please go back and edit the rest of whatever you said to rhyme with this?
if you're going to be here speak like you're in a dr. seuss book, I'd respect you more

this sounds like the setup to an overly complicated joke
>a gay mexican, two angry amerimutt mulattoes, and a methhead who recreationally hits himself with a hammer go to a bar....

 

[Gentlebastard]

It's like a retarded dragon sleeping on top of a hoard of gold, but with kitchen equipment.

This terminally fat asshole's entire creative output is limited to presuming that people dumber than him exist; then acting from that incorrect premise with the conceit that he can trick them into thinking he has value. He refuses to acknowledge that his only audience is people who can't believe how much he sucks.

I prefer to believe that Hell simply and continually rejects him for fear of the odors and increased temperatures his ignited fat will result in.

Egypt is, in many ways, the Mexico of Africa.

 

[Tablet County]

you're fat and have a fat face and are wrong.

i think the worst meetings were the "grooming" meetings (planning, not molesting children).

I want to know of games where you can play as politically-incorrect factions, like Nazi Germany for example.

Worms Armageddon. In Worms, you can be anybody you want

In Counter-Strike you can play as polish teenagers and other terrorist factions

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I like how big the boobs are yum yum

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

You heard of Antifa Field Medic Zoe Quinn, you heard of Non-Binary They/Them Zoe Quinn, now there's... Race Traitor Zoe Quinn!

 

[Pig Cups]

Remember it's only a war crime if a soldier does it.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

NICK IS A GOLEM, A SHABBOS GOY, HE WORKS FOR THE JEWS, HE WAS TOLD TO SWEEP UP THE EPSTEIN GOYIM TRAFFICKING AND GENOME PROJECTS AND THAT EPSTEIN IS STILL ALIVE AND THAT JEWS ARE RAPING CHILDREN IN ALL OF OUR COUNTRIES YOU NEED TO WAKE UP NOW

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

I smoked marijuana throughout all 3 pregnancies and I will continue to smoke the Lord's Lettuce, but I thank you for your input.

A smart person moves with integrity, authenticity, and grit. A stupid person tries to give others advice about how to move. There's a reason why my 3 children are advanced, healthy, and thriving. It has nothing to do with cutting out sushi and deli meat, and everything to do with telling people like you to suck my ass on the internet.