random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[sojak]

I taught my kids two lessons that I think were very important and then I'm proud to have taught them: that LGBT people only want to fuck and/or recruit you, and that niggers want to kill you.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

 

[Hitman One]

The current administration vows to use the FBI against those it deems “dangerous,” and that includes transgender activists like myself.

 

[Zeftax]

idk why you'd cross out the word great cause what im about to post is going to be awesome

If being ugly and brown didn't already make white women not want to fuck groypers, this will especially make white women not want to fuck groypers.

Compromised Account and/or Mental Breakdown

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Two tales of modern tragedy:

I have developed chronic pain from the stress of living through this administration. I grind my teeth from anxiety, resulting in neck and jaw pain. I sought the help of my primary care office in August, who insisted that I needed to calm down.

The thing is, even though I live in New York, a blue state, my autism makes me hyperempathetic, and my pagan faith makes me desperately wish that the USA could maintain a sense of frith (an ancient concept in which all members of a community look after each other’s well-being).

I am a druid, and as such, I feel committed to maintaining the energetic health of my community.

I've gone one day without gooning
So, when will the ladies start swooning?
Oh, please give a fuck
I'm near out of luck
If this fails, I guess I'll start trooning!

 

[Meat Target]

Imagine being arrested for political violence while fat.

How do I rate this post Zoroastrian Content?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Styxhexenhammer666 has come out against self-harm, unless you're in your lunar phase and need to cut your legs for blood rituals to the moon because you're sad.

 

[invisibult plus+]

Can a cars horn run out of honk?

am I retarted?

 

[cherrysour]

Have you taken the time to review some of the lesser known slurs?

Did y'all know that OnlyFans has a filter that can make you look like you have Down syndrome?

I swear to God, this had better not be porn

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

Thankfully he stopped drawing horrible troons and now he's drawing horrible jews and the Aryanest Aryans

There was a guy who went around "alchemizing" local Ross' department stores and he was literally talking to it in real-time on his phone about demons and shit and it was like "First of all--you've *literally* reached a glitch in the reality matrix. And honestly? That's amazing."

Was excited about summoning Pazazu with an HDMI cable, too. Lame.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Fuck, marry, kill - Renamon, Krystal, Judy Hopps. You must chose.

Personally, fuck Krystal, she can probably psychic melt your brain. Marry Judy Hopps for the stable income and to never pay a parking ticket again. Kill Renamon because her long face weirds me out.

The Jeet is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, scammer, poo-handed, it all runs off him like cowdung off his back. But call him a Jeet and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “SAAAR WE ARE TRUE ARYAN SAAAR DO NOT REDEEM!”

"The multiracial face of white supremacy"

Reddit should introduce negative wages for moderators. They could auction off the moderator positions to generate revenue. I am sure most reddit jannies would agree to pay a monthly fee to janny, and that it would only make them feel more important

This dude has got to have a humiliation fetish, there’s no way he thought this was actually a smart thing to do.

Yo I got a question for kiwifarm's greatest racists

You are mentally ill, stalker. You have been instructed thousands of times to cease posting NAS vantablack coal from the darkest depths of niggerhell, as doing so constitutes felony coalposting. This is the gun you chose to put into your mouth and pull the trigger, stalker. Enjoy prison.

Except they're infesting literally every other country on the planet and crapping out Jeetlets like a gamete Gatling gun. They're running into suburbs with Jeetas held shoulder high, legs akimbo, blasting out cultural enrichment and AIDS at 600 JPM

Nuclear war would simply generate jeets that shit glowing poop from 3 assholes.

This made me feel bad for the black girl.
I don't like that it made me feel bad for the black girl.

Horrifying, darkly humorous thought: is bull cum considered to be a 'sacred fluid'? Are there ugly little jeet goblins furiously jacking off bulls in the streets of India hoping for a sacred moneyshot? If they think the shit is sacred, why not?

Ban all contact with India. No airplanes, no boats, no radio transmission, no internet, nothing. We would only benefit.

Are male K-Pop Stans this deprave though, since it's usually men that write scat fics, while women write piss fics.

Those can't all be porn-rotted manchildren. Either way, God is not with us.

He's FAT
He has no JOB
He sleeps on a COUCH in the DESERT
Wooooahhhh buddy!

It really says something about the general state of internet communities at large when someone diametrically opposed to the reputation of the evil tranny murder nazi forums thinks that this is the place that's the most likely to respect and preserve his message.

There are plenty of trannies on the forum already, along with foreign and domestic intelligence assets.

Is there a way to react to this post with disgust on this site.

"Only when the last national park has been littered, the last river has been poisoned, and the last street has been shit in, will man realize that he cannot eat Indians."

The eternal tortured angloid. I have no rights and I must shoot.

An Indian raped a puppy inside a toilet? I guess they found a use for toilets. Not for shitting, it is the rape booth now.

 

[demicolon]

I own a decorative (I swear) copy of Fuck 2. (I couldn't find Fuck because it was out of print.)

 

[AnOminous]

a rabid Jew with five guys on top of him.

 

[Betonhaus]

Turns out, banning people doesn't make them stop existing, it just forces them to go somewhere else.

 

[Meat Target]

Whenever I play Minecraft I blow rails of meth and pretend creepers are liberals and I just run around with buckets of water and lava, more interested in making them regret generating than even killing them.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I DO NOT HAVE A "BOYFRIEND"

What I'd give that level of autism discipline.

Liberals hate Russia for invading Ukraine. I hate Russia for ruining every weird or obscure movie/TV show I want to download. We are not the same.

It's hard to imagine anything more pathetic than an aging catamite.

"There's a time and a place for anime. The time is now. The place here is here."

source

 

[RomanianSchizo]

TRIGGER WARNING: BIRMINGHAM!!!!!

Not me, I conceal carry, and I make sure to drink heavily before I go outside (Normally do like, five shots of Jamo and finish it with a swig of Angels Envy) - Then I proceed to get really mad, like super mad, because I have to drive over to the school and pick up my ex-wives dumb ass kid I hate. Then, after that, I make sure to attend a protest, block a few feds to fuck with them, then I am like "HA! SUCK MY PENIS, YOU... YOU... fucking... FUCKS! Fuck you!" as I then refuse to move out of the street and then fight arrest, making sure instead of a standard holster, I waist tuck my sig 320, which is always pointed right at my dick and scrotum.

 

[Gentlebastard]

They have no internal consistency or belief system and operate solely on short-term memory.

I wish I was exaggerating.

It wouldn't hurt to nuke India anyway. Just to be sure.

A lil dood jacket would rule. Big ass Heated Rivalry back patch. He/him written in that stretched out illegible cursive font people use for weddings. Studs and spikes are made of crochet. Whole thing is crochet, actually.

And before you ask yes, he is 5'6" and morbidly obese.

The audacity of people, you're supposed to play games and use different language to achieve this. You can't just outright say it!

I have no source, so please be merciful with your horsewhippings.

What Earl and a thousand militiamen couldn't do, the whiff of one pussy could.

I rate this a fat/10 and would not drink or have sex with it

The greatest power of Japan is being able to turn absolutely anything into a battle anime, no matter how mundane it is.

"Woman hangs out at prostitute convention, appalled she gets mistaken for prostitute" is too close to that Dave Chappelle bit.

If you get panic attacks from being approached by weirdos maybe don't attend Weirdocon 2025

WAIT! STOP! SET THE KEYBOARD DOWN! AN ADL RAPID RESPONSE SQUAD HAS BEEN DISPATCHED TO YOUR LOCATION! THIS MEME HAS BEEN CLASSIFIED AS WHITE SUPREMACY!

I'll be very real with you, I can't watch this video with the audio on. I don't need to cause I already know what it's gonna sound like, but if I actually hear it I know it will activate the kill code in me and I will succumb to the CIA glow nigger brainwashing which will go dormant again as I wake up on trial for a hate crime.

 

[Dr. Butt]

HES MAKING HIS GIRL GO DOWN IN THE PENIS MINES!

 

[Thornforg]

Can a cars horn run out of honk?

am I retarted?