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[Aunt Carol]

Everyone has to wash their genitals, dude.

Imagine you're a recruiter getting a job application from someone named fucking Flopsy.

In Polish we have 2 idioms:
- Put the commies in a bag, then throw the bag into a lake
- One day commies will hang on the trees instead of leaves
These sound better in Polish.

Those faggots have already ruined cake pops.

and it fucking sucks because i really like cake pops

Personally I have no problem with being proud of where you're from if you aren't an arsehole about it, especially if that city has a sick hardcore scene.

"There are so many reasons the boy has a pussy. That includes being an alien."

"Wow, she's so interesting. I should start a serious relationship with her.
I'll overlook the beard and the penis because she's so feminine and fascinating."

We were all flabbergasted for weeks and many of us are completely desensitized to crotch origami at this point.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Man I'm not saying it is or it isn't. I'm also not insinuating anything about how YOU sink piss. I'm just providing cautionary wisdom.

Kiwifarms, the thinking man's sink pissing discussion forum. : ^ )

Screenshot this post.

There is something confronting about taking a form of introspection — a term formalized by early psychologists Wilhelm Wundt and Edward Titchener to refer to conscious inward focus with a view to self-understanding — and giving it a name that originally described having unprotected sex.

"I'm going to rawdog you until you pop, babe."

**AUTISTIC STARING**

They invented a new term for thinking, we're not going to make it as a species, are we?

You can love them all you want. Doesn't mean they still don't want to EAT YOUR FACE AND GENITALS.

We need to activate the Hitler resurrection machine immediately.

Fat and shameless, a terrible combination.

I think he might be the one person on Earth that becoming a weeb might improve his personality.

"No reasonable prospect of success"

He's FAT.
His HORMONES DON'T WORK.
He's CRAVES FRIED FOOD.
WOOOOOOAAAAH BUDDY!

This isn't going to end well. It will end hilariously but not technically well.

 

[30+GameOvers]

A modern day telling of Dr. Jeykl and Mr. Hyde:
Dr. Retard and Mr. Shitstain

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Part of the issue with any deep dive on a conspiracy theorist is that it’s hard to extract milk from them, unless they’re pure schizoids. They either produce so much content that it’s hard to process (like David), or what they make is pretty dry and takes itself 100% seriously. They’re not cows for everyone. They don’t go around shouting about their insanity usually, and they repeat themselves a lot. As such, keep an open mind going into this, and look for articles from outside of his circle of people for highlights to zoom in on.

Keep it up, this is the good stuff you definitely not insane faggots.

You checked yourself into this asylum same as everyone else, boyo

Oh THIS Is where everyone is being an absolute fucking retard about turning a video game into some sort of psycho-sexual litmus test. I should have known it would be Josh's thread.

I had to edit the post to include the followup to this:

2 men having an internet blood feud that lasts years on the internet is a beautiful thing, it's the opposite of being in a serious relationship and I hope to one day have my own blood feud with some loser across the world that I argue with at least once a week.

Men talking about their feelings needs to stop being so taboo, all I want is a British arch-enemy who tries to ruin my life every once in a while. What Josh and Vordrak have is a beautiful thing and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

Again, I believe this works better cut off, but will include the entire paragraph as well:

The real issue here is that null refuses to suck women's toes to save the white race.

The real issue here is that null refuses to suck women's toes to save the white race. It's not like she's into age play or some shit Josh. Suck them toes and have white babies.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Cool retards get Popeye shirts

After a couple of decades of military service, I won't touch Uncrustables with a 10' fucking pole. Bleh.

And even the slobbish 19 year old dipshits that accepted those things as currency for getting their maintenance done understood that you took your stupid Uncrustable and heated it in the toaster oven prior to consumption, because otherwise they're lackluster shitwiches.

nincompoop

which is a characteristic of the negro

We could have such a nice world if I just could kick everyone I hate into a big deep pit. Fatty? Pit. Disney fan? Pit. Indian? Pit.

What a great episode.

I hope she is reincarnated into a duck

It must be nice for right wing redneck farmers to be able to live out their political fantasy of seeing/being a blonde woman in a wheat field just by going outside?

Sorry I'm spontaneously retarded.

. Never put a ring on crazy, never cohabitate with crazy and for gods sake, never fuck crazy in the ass

RIP my gallows, broken during the move into my trailer

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The fuck is this? Mario singing Eminem?

"If-a you only had-a one-a shot-a, one-a opportunity"

THIS IS NOT EASY I NEED MEDS NOW!

I tried to say some things and they aren't things I would associate this account with saying

This shit pissed me off so much I baked oatmeal mud cookies

I am continually mystified by you faggots and your inability to just be normal.

when you get caught gooning to lolishota guro ryona rape manga in polycule DMs instead of deleting all your accounts and hiding the evidence just grab your dick and say "sorry for party rocking"

Thank you for the reminder to not underestimate my SJW rivals in my goal to be appointed as the CEO of Racism

Only women can get away with that

Post fallopians or talk like a grown man

green beans turn you into a porn addict

 

[RGK5H]

4k drone footage of Ricks Pickle is all I ask for.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

You can actually distill monkey crap into liquor, probably. Monkeys eat fruit, right?

 

[ScarletDevil]

 

[Gentlebastard]

In total, Jack bitched for 110 secs. Given that the video starts at approx. 0:16, and at a run time of (415s-016s) = 399 secs.,

Jack bitched about taco bell slop for 110/399 = 27.5% of the video.

he replies helplessly, as if unaware of the fact that when you roll around in shit, you'll find most often your only company will be flies

I mean, to be able to rape someone on a motorcycle without it tipping over is a skill, not a particularly useful skill, unless you are a serial rapist that owns a motorcycle, but a skill nonetheless.

I call both my dogs my furry little bitches all the time. I taunt them with the fact that I have thumbs and they do not. And, I call the husky a nigger every damned day, multiple times, just because he's solid white (and sometimes he is a retarded little nigger, lets be honest, shall we?) and that is just funny to me...

And I shall endeavor to redouble my doggy shittalking efforts.

I remind you that these words are coming out of the mouth of a journalist, and I remind you again from my comment on turbo-racism that I do not use terms like 'presstitute' or 'urinalist' because they insult whores and piss, and if any part of this is correct, it's entirely by accident.

We don't know! We probably shouldn't know, actually!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Laura Loomer is the best living example of a lizard person.

New conspiracy theory unlocked: Jews circumcize the goyim because they need the foreskin to make doppelgangers out of skinwalkers.

Fellow Kiwis, I had an epiphany.

I now know the why jeets invented the number zero.

Jeets faced a challenge, they needed a way to describe the value of themselves and their civilization, and thus created 0.

Dang it. Null took back the Indian content sticker before I could use it.

Finding out gypsies and pajeets are genetically decended from eachother is like some cheap plot reveal in a made for Netflix movie, but makes a lot of sense.

Never trust anyone who hangs out in gen chat.....

Remember, Beauty Parlor posters produce some of the highest quality content on the site

And to think that all this could've been avoided if she had used a different username when simping for a ginger muslim samurai on a niche Internet show.

Uganda does not eat da poopoo.

Even nogs can be housebroken with enough tyreing (African method) or buckbreaking.

if you're white you should remember that 90% of gender wars discourse isn't meant for you

It is severely underestimated just how non-white the internet is, and especially incel/Tate masculinity aligned subcultures. Loyalty does not exist for some mystery meat mulatto who lives half her life in an eternal beach party.

We've talked about this before. Carving "nigger" on a spud and throwing it at passersby is funny, but does not qualify as posting.

If anything, a degree in noticing gets you blacklisted from the professional research industry

I call both my dogs my furry little bitches all the time. I taunt them with the fact that I have thumbs and they do not. And, I call the husky a nigger every damned day, multiple times, just because he's solid white (and sometimes he is a retarded little nigger, lets be honest, shall we?) and that is just funny to me...

Loony tunes is an institution of americana and it doesn't need introduction or lore or anything like that

Unless you're implying that kiwifarmers are far right ethnonationalist genocidal racial supremacists just like Zionist jews are, in which case, yeah that's probably a fair assesent.

I'm done having any respect for any Japanese person ever. Only female Japs can have respect now.

If this was wrongthink it would be banned for violating rule 1

I may have misunderstood what point they were trying to make, but I'm now training my pet nigger to fetch cotton.

 

[Aunt Carol]

He can look at the fish but he can never record the fish.

Capitalism destroyed bidets, notice that in capitalistic countries bidets are rare. Coincidence? I think not.

Yeah sure, it's the jews/men/women/blacks/troons/trump/etc but what are you gonna do about it?

He's literally going to murder herrrr

If you want to or are manipulated into mutilating your genitals, you have bigger issues than just that.

I'm low-key horrified that this person was probably dilating on zoom calls.

I will refer to them as "toxic faggotry" from now because that's a funny term.

I'm ESL i got 0 fucking idea what those phrases mean apart from zionist

"I actually don't talk about my genitals in professional spaces thanks."

 

[Mound Dweller]

He was victimized by Google Gemini, who wanted him to kill himself (guess Gemini won).

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

The bee porn tranny is dead.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I guess this is the Jordan Peterson for "lesbian" foot fetishists.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

You have to carry that canister of bug spray with you when you venture into this territory.

Perhaps he is wondering why someone would shoot a butt before putting cat ears on it

And remember: It's hip to fuck bees.

 

[Exterminate Leftists]

Whenever I am criticised for lacking a feminine side, I point to the fact that I used to watch Gilmore Girls while lifting weights.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

You know, this forum would be simultaneously a lot funnier and a lot less funnier if people understood this

This all proves that just because you're not retarded doesn't mean you're not stupid.

Get over here you stupid nigger. I need to hit you in the teeth with a rock.

I wont have this site ruin Mega Man for me like furries on the Internet ruined anthropomorphic video game characters for me. Hope the site calms down soon.

I'm leaving this thread before I threaten to rape someone again

 

[Cnidarian]

The voice of Christ should be telling you right about now to not stick it in a woman that ERPs on main.

 

[The Stranger]

is it still full of unspeakable terror and butts?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

"Being Japanese I grew up with Hello Kitty so all you 'scene' whores who think she's yours, think again."

i was posting gaynigger thugs in her chat. Lots of users can attest to that!

Email me your initials and payment amount.