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[SNEED.EXE]

[PPP sighs. He knows he has to but doesn't want to get up]
[he stands up then walks outside of camera view. A few seconds later a grunt followed by scraping is heard.]
[Slowly PPP comes back into frame dragging something. It is unclear what.]
[When he finishes there is a 1-foot thick yellow line at a 45 degree angle in the background. What is it? A traffic bollard at an angle? Chat is perplexed.]
[PPP takes a deep breath. He pulls out a metal bat as he starts to shout "WOOOOAAAAAHH BUUUUDDDDDDDDY"]

I can't unsee Nikocado's ass

 

[Brahma]

tho tbh kiwifarmers are the jews of the internet (no offense)

This Internet was promised to us 6,000,000 years ago.

Unless you're implying that kiwifarmers are far right ethnonationalist genocidal racial supremacists just like Zionist jews are, in which case, yeah that's probably a fair assesent.

Trannies are the jews of the internet

 

[Delany's Donkey]

Email me your initials and payment amount.

 

[Metamorpho]

I can’t defend the Vita when one of its main modding tools is pronounced “fag dick”. Vita modders gotta have that fag dick.
FAGDec. The F stands for French.

 

[Veliky]

I'm leaving this thread before I threaten to rape someone again

 

[Gentlebastard]

Null was right about how most lolcows are only capable of existing within the United States. I can’t imagine being dumb enough to think you could get away with this in Saudi Arabia.

If you are knee-deep in shit, it is indeed unproductive to laugh at the guy who is waist-deep in shit, instead of, you know, getting out of the shit.

He can't think realistically so he can be tricked into doing things that any sane rational person wouldn't do because he imagines it will work out for him.

I've only scratched the surface, there's probably a lot of funny and embarrassing stuff in there if you are willing to dive in and dodge the occasional bee porn tranny cock jumpscare.

It's in the post. He was a tranny and into bee porn. This is what he was most notable for. His biggest legacy is being the bee porn tranny.

I....see. So, theyre into cartoon bees with human vaginas, from what I saw? Taking the concept of honey nut cheerios to a new level.

I cannot even begin to comprehend where the fuck people get these fetishes from.

I was gonna give him shit for those green onions but it's hard to chop green onions by slamming your forehead into them like a goose. All things considered they came out looking pretty good.

Sometimes this thread makes me wish I couldn't read or see.

Baguettes are foreign and gay as hell, we only use wonder bread in this house.

When you take the human trash aspect of it out, it's fascinating, really.

I'm not segregated from you; you're segregated from me!

We're basically handing a toddler a pistol and then wondering why they're shooting everything.

 

[Gregis]

>A member of the Hominidae family was fatally crushed during an arrest by Elephantidae authorities; activists allege systemic species-based oppression

 

[CaddestSlown]

Are you trying to lure chuds into your rape dungeon?

Conspiracy to frolic in public while dressed as a neon colored anthropomorphic mascot and get off to it sexually, which is a crime in 30 states, not including Nevada

I heard that stud hooked his copium mask up to his own anus after getting threadbanned

 

[Aunt Carol]

For some reason this 47 year old man posts like a 15 year old faggot on the internet.

The bee porn tranny did not make bee porn himself, as far as I know, but rather created and managed a subreddit about bee porn. This is where the news of his death were initially posted.

At least no real bees were involved.

I imagine this guy just logged onto reddit to jerk off to bees and stumbled upon this announcement, and for a brief moment he felt so sad he didn't want to jerk off to bees anymore, just for a moment though.

beeees

 

[Chromeo]

I'm starting to take offense about comparing indians to rats you double niggers.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Saint Adolf of Austria please send a meteor to this geishanigger's house NOW NOW NOW NOOOOOOOOW!!!

She gets barebacked by trannies but somehow a touchy-feely during a threesome is not okay.

Even the skankiest women in the 2000s would have a tramp stamp and maybe a tacky barbed wire tattoo on their upper arm. If she was really slutty, a tongue stud. These days “good girls” will have a full sleeve. The quality of women is just a lot lower today than 20 years ago.

Even fanatically apolitical youtubers are feeling free to mock jeets. Nature is healing.

crack-whore-turned-pornstar-turned-enviromentalist-turned-future-statistic

Niggas will be millionaires and have a wife and 5 kids and still kill themselves out of depression. Good for this lil schizo homeless nigga.

Stop reading so much Mr. Crocker fanfiction while listen to True Crime podcasts, fam.

 

[Stan]

From the Stephanie cianfriglia thread:

“Maybe because people are trying to convince everyone that I'm also a child predator? I couldn't even adopt a cat because they called all the shelters and told them that I would molest it.”

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Autism is meant to be concentrated, not diluted.

I speak for the low IQ niggers, and I object to this

Burn me once, shame on you. Burn me three or four times and also shame on you too I guess.

 

[Tablet County]

If you think about it @OrionBalls is the cum jar

 

[CaddestSlown]

It is bullshit I did not call him a pedophile, I did naaaaaat.

Oh, hi, Mark.

>California
Well he is definetely non-human.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

Yes, many a summer afternoon has been ruined as I sit down in my garden deck chair with my strawberry spritz for a little light reading and discover that my copy of Mein Kampf, the manifesto by Adolf Hitler, has been mistranslated by yet another Jewish conspiracy.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Be a postive polly not a nigger nelly

"I'm actually a 3000 year old poster who just happens to look like a new fag"

reminds me of that part in a movie where the guy comes back after everything is said and done and starts congratulating himself for all the hard work he did

 

[vomitusdeux]

For the love of God, you're talking about dead family members, drop the uwu voice for just a minute.

They censored the word 'bombs' like it's a fucking slur or something.

I wuv bwon peopwe being bwon to widdle iddy bits

Pwease dommald trump bwow mowre bwon peopwe to widdle bits

Hes water dyslexic.

the real question is does she dye her pubes

I'm going to spoiler this because I'm not sure if a video of Danzig getting knocked out with one punch by a morbidly obese man is safe for work or not.

Guys, I've got this great plan for hiding my pornography from you. I'm just, get this, not going to show you where it is. Take that, hahaha.

Not that I'm laughing at a woman having two onions shoved up her backside specifically

I congratulate her for passing as a tranny

I'm glad I listened to Megadeth to be different instead sucking another guy's penis.

does the skids in my diaper look like the skids of someone with schizophrenia? Chat gpt says no

Dear Gemini, based on this shit pattern, isn't this proof I have true and honest autism and need to SA care takers?

Gemini, "no"

Andy, " Gemini is buzin me like dayad"

checkmate liberal! if you don't give birth you're a troon.

Can they livestream the gunfight?

Babe wake up, new and updated and kiwi-flavored version of navy seals pasta just dropped

I've been compared to Foreskin Wanderer, now I can die happy and without any remorse.

"dont you know who i am stalker child? i am a kiwifarmer of great caliber and i WILL write a communtiy feature about you, enjoy prison"

I want to see Negger expand his knowledge and experience of having 4 onions in his ass

Nigger I listen to 4 hour videos at work. Get on my fucking level. You watch a middle age man not leave his house all day. What are you on?

Gayest thing ive ever seen posted on this website. And im pretty sure ive seen gay porn on here before

And to think that all this could've been avoided if she had used a different username when simping for a ginger muslim samurai on a niche Internet show.

Go ahead, call the feds. They can't un-chair your brother.

>Kiwifarms was good when they didn't laugh at my favorite pedophile

Don’t masturbate to cartoons or weird ginger Muslim ninjas and you should be fine. I’ll burn some sage for you just in case

The bee porn tranny is dead.

My guy you cannot tell me there is a tranny into bee porn and not post the bee porn and all that shit.

Taking the concept of honey nut cheerios to a new level. I cannot even begin to comprehend where the fuck people get these fetishes from.

 

[Waffle Iron]

I can't key into why serial killers kill women, but what I can tell you is that I know exactly why their victim pool are women in between the ages of 18-22, because if you have ever talked to a woman that age as a SANE person you start fantasizing about what it would be like to kill her.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

This nigga eating beans.

he was trying to initiate a wank battle

Bro you jerk off to anime child feet nobody cares

The vacant mystery meat mulatto stare of a man who's about to slide into your DMs with a terabyte of hentai believing this to be normal courting behaviour.

Its so sad Hollywood Hulk Hogan died of Ligma