random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[JethroTullamore]

Autism is a political ideology and basically like fasicsm.

 

[Haffhart]

Can you cure anxiety and smite the patriarchy with magical fruit?

 

[dumb idiot]

Please, these fucks probably view the Teletubbies as some hypersexual polyamory gangbang cult. They probably fantasize about Big Bird being in a gay 3-way relationship with Kermit and The Count. "Vun! Two! Two cocks! Ah-hah-hah..."

 

[Big Nasty]

Aw shit, I was just about to post that.

 

[Dick Justice]

damn tex sure is quotable

EAT A CARROT MR.NULL.

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Mr. Null is just one of those very smarty but evil persons who is a TECH GENIUS and wants to BRAINWASH everyone into being TERRIBLE PEOPLE.

You know, this is just ONE STEP for a BIGGER SCHEME and PLAN.

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I'L ALMOST SAYING A BAD WORD TO YOU

you guys need to LEARN THE HARD WAY, a LIFE LESSON to stop being BULLIES.
*Pokemon image*

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[Pickle Dick]

the CCP has a 90%+ approval rating

 

[LurkTrawl]

"TRUMP2024" repeated for 15 pages submitted 202 times
Another 22 pages of ejaculating penis emojis submitted 21 times"

 

[Big Nasty]

This is some Tyce Andrews shit

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

So they will ban a person who will say Biden isn't the real president.

But when it come to pedros its fine. God I hope Jack Dorsey dies a painful death

It's hard to hate on Alicia because not only is he incredibly joyous, but he seems like a really person. The complete inverse to Kevin Gibes, who's just an ugly fat miserable lump with no redeeming qualities who barely qualifies as human...

 

[Antipathy]

When your nipples are further apart than your shoulders

He's simply trying to justify the fact that he consumes nothing but childrens media by trying to make it more adult.

Are we sure Jerry actually had sex with her? Are we sure a turkey baster was not involved??

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

"I haven't seen that much public jerking off since DSP left his webcam on..."

 

[Local Fed]

I'm starting to think that women who use a lot of makeup and talk about politics and social issues on YouTube for money may not be as wholesome as I once believed.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

From her literary masterpiece "Scottie"...

"It was the most awkwardest thing"

Also, Hamber's description of the "impressive hospital" in her story...

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”the GNE emergency room (for people who stepped on glass, nails, etc)”

 

[Hitman One]

"Mr NiggerCabbage6969 how do you plead to the accusation of insider trading presented here by Goldberg & Schnozz?"

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

get fucked in my new vag 2, nerotic boogaloo

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

How many times do I have to say that I do. I don't want to get better, I WANT TO JACK OFF

 

[Antipathy]

See I would make a joke about me shoving them in an oven like a jew, but I can't even do that because they'll just get off to it.

I Have No Dick And I Must Coom

 

[Leibowitz]

Asian markets closed on a down thanks to Reddit
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[Hamplanet Fitness]

"I, the anarchist satanist, will punish those who defile the hallowed halls of our government!"

 

[PetrifiedTom]

I tripped. Fell. Landed on dude's dick so what? That ain't make me gay.