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[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Papa Smurf afhkcsgj lol

 

[Antipathy]

I'm fully aware that I'm a freak, and I'm probably a retard too

It's relatively dead over there right now--the mods delete and ban stuff within seconds, so not much drama. Still, stuff like the Squidward-with-cum-tube keeps me going back to check up on them once in a while.

Blake, you don’t need extensive post-graduate training to know that rubbing your dick on a pillow with a lewd picture of a toddler you’re pretending is your daughter is not a great situation.

Surprisingly the woman who fucks a lifesized Squidward plushie is the most normal person on that sub.

Suddenly the rise of Islam doesn't look so bad tbh

 

[NyQuilninja]

It looks like a Moai, also a monument to a tremendous failure.

Just realised something, when he was on the ground calling for his mama, he wasn't calling for his mom but his mommy GF.

Another outage. Is Kiwi Ranch under siege?

In the back room is the real George Floyd giving him a sloppy blowjob.

buuuuuut Floyd diiiiiid bring her back to god.

While making out

at a homeless shelter

While on shift

George George George of the druggies high as he can be

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Watch out for that Knee!

Fucking Reddit. Too bad rock cop beats paper junkie.

Lmfao this thread must be kneeling on my neck cause it's fucking killing me

We might be leading ourselves to the biggest chimpout since the planet of the apes but the memes are exquisite

Centrists are lonely, For both not licking boots, nor being licked.

Judge: Chauvin house was raided and they found KKK memorabilia.
BLM: *excited gasp*
Judge: April fools you dumb niggers lol

The absolute state of this country where they let gingers testify against people.

Are they building a robot body so he can rob pregnant women at gunpoint and enjoy his other favorite pastimes?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Do I need to bring back the ass play discussion?

 

[NyQuilninja]

Don't make me taze you again.

"Hehe...I'm never gonna get another case again once this is over..."

thank you anime girl lawyer

Hey, did they bring back The Seething Loaf, or is she still at home eating ice cream from the carton and telling herself that she's a champion?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I resent the moniker "white nationalist". We prefer "outreach for the melanin-deprived".

 

[Meat Target]

Yours has an elegant dignity even though it's from something gay, much like yourself; you should cherish and keep it to honour your two dads

 

[Useful_Mistake]

HILLARY?!?!? are YOU GAY ACTOR JAVIER BARDEM?

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

Everyone thought he was anime Hitler, turns out he's just anime Elliot Rodger.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

I resent the moniker "white nationalist". We prefer "outreach for the melanin-deprived".

 

[NyQuilninja]

I missed too much with that nap.
I cannot fucking believe Floyd was calling out to his bloated ugly manwhore of a mommy waifu before he fucking bit it. Shit is fucking hilarious

Please don't judge a book by its cover, or Internet-made stereotypes. He's clearly a regular, run-of-the-mill, convicted sex offender.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

I got Worst Girl from the gayest anime imaginable. I feel robbed of my dignity. This is worse than waterboarding.

why the fuck do I have red miku

I need a weeb to tell me if I'm a cool character.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Toilet Paper!?! grow up and wear a diaper fascist

the perpetrator was a known gamer

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I don't think the choice of an apple or a gold coin would work with modern children, but offering a king size Snickers versus a crisp fiver might.

I bet she's 4 foot 9 and has a lumpy vagina. The US has officially become the UK.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

They're like those hicks in Deliverance with WiFi.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

Pretty sure APC once said he jerks it to BBC soy-boy cuckold porn, so thats about as far as his political views go.

 

[Antipathy]

I took 5 police officers to restrain me in my own flat bitch. And I am only 5ft 2 and like 90 lbs
you wanna come and fight me irl?? Haha, thought so. Same in psych ward, I've gone through hell and back, so your witty remarks only fuel my superiority. You people think your'e so hard, but would cry if a mouse got stepped on.

You all make me have thoughts about stabbing and strangling my enemies to death. I try and get anger management but I can't now, I am so sick and tired of you people just leave us all alone.

I just need help, and you stalking me like the lesbian spiders with cameras on them watching me undress, back when i lived in a hostel and tried to get hit by a car running into the road

I'm done with this fucking site. this shit is worse than 4chan. It's that toxic.

the chungus porn was nice

 

[Meat Target]

Women—regardless of their weight—have a right to take up space. Let them.

 

[NyQuilninja]

rape of course silly...

I also suffer from crippling sobriety.

How to fed post:
Bad idea
Sharing recipes how to make c4

Good idea:
Releasing a gaggle of cats hi on catnip and meth in downtown nyc

Clearly the rape shed is too busy to put them in there.

Its only a matter of time until we have transgender Sheep-human hybrid supertroopers breed to defend the tranch from the Nazis... and fix diesel motors.

Anime avatar her ass!

CHUD is a good horror movie, the sequel, CHUD II: Budd the Chud, well, not as good.

I think all of humanity ought to have the same rights as those people currently living on the surface of jupiter.

If you really wanted to fuck with the ranch just send Kevin a bunch of Go-Bots. He would sperg so hard that his am hole would explode like a supernova and take out the dome.

Dis nigga got a PS1 haircut in the front and a PS2 dreads in the back lmao.

 

[CobraPlissken]

For a sexless wonder woman, I sure knew how to flirt. I was born the perfect genetic make up of a tease.

Is that....her vajayjay? Or is is more stomach folds?

You'd need an industrial excavation crew to locate her actual vulva.

Plus, it should not go unmentioned that the resort allowed me to change my name on the reservation to “sexy beast.” Forcing staff member to awkwardly yell out “sexy beast” anytime they needed to get in touch with me.

NULL, I didn't CONSENT to this waifu pfp!!! This is basically RAEP!!!!

I contemplate my own luminosity as the pre-eminent queer sage of these times, my quaking nipples somehow resplendent in that familiar, age-old lust of the transbian denied

A little bit about me: I'm queer, Latinx, loud, bottom, uWu, I love cats

I once set my house of (sic) fire…. with my underwear.