random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Fatrick Hamlinson]

I have immense resoect for chocolate

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russel...taofrussellgreer.30488/page-2741#post-8868018

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Slander is not a RICO predicate, Miss Wasserberg.

 

[Meat Target]

Tricking rich old white women out of money is actually super based and redpilled.

 

[PhoBingas]

can I roll up a street samurai? I always liked Shadowrun better than Cyberpunk.

 

[Jack Awful]

i love eating shit and saying the nigger word. i am functionally retarded and the only lawyer in my family hates me.

 

[AltisticRight]

Wiggidy wiggidy wigger whack.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

He'll be fighting Wal-Mart nitrous oxide assassins in heaven soon.

 

[naught sock account 1]

ED is populated by a bunch of broken degenerates that were molested and raped at a young age. I for one am shocked. SHOCKED!

 

[naught]

being targeted by KF automatically gives credence to my story.

We don't care about words here, call people retarded nigger faggots all you want.

Diddling the hounds of hell.

this is the first time ed made me laugh at anything in years

 

[naught sock account 1]

ASS NAPKINS

>ass napkins

This thread contains 300% more ass napkins than nudes

I don't really care what I have to do or who I have to kill to make my properties work, I'm an asshole and will never claim anything less.

 

[NyQuilninja]

edit: excuse me I am literally blind and am late. disregard; i suck cocks.

Respecting genders is the absolute dumbest, most fagacious thing you could ever do. Stop doing it you faggots.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Just piss yourselves, ladies, and work on getting better at pissing yourselves during a moment of pelvic stress!

 

[LurkTrawl]

Here at Encyclopedia Dramatica we take quality control seriously.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

I guess she was too busy sticking flagpoles into her ass and mocking the developmentally disabled to think about anyone other than herself.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Dumpster brings up a line from her dead dad's stuck together Penthouse Letters with the 'eats my pussy like the Last Supper' line.

 

[Monolith]

Is orangutan pimping a competitive sport?

 

[NyQuilninja]

my god the comments section is full of so much soy, salt, and snowflakes, that i could open a non dairy ice cream factory.

If you fight cops on the street, your jujitsu will not win. If you fight cops in court, there's at least a reasonable chance your jew-jitsu will win.

If humans were meant to be polygamous, why do I only have one dick?

I just wanted to drop in to say holy fucking shit that was autistic

Do they even work? I mean, I assume a buttplug tail has to be jammed fairly firmly in the asshole to not fall under its own weight. Could be that it's under the shirt instead.

 

[Jack Awful]

Lmao the ass napkins

No it's a medical thing due to being raped at a young age, I don't really care who knows about it it's not like it's a quirk I enjoy or anything

 

[LurkTrawl]

ade said she'd pick up 3 ass napkins a day, he lived with her for 6 months that's roughly 540 ass napkins, an ass napkin forest
I hope she recycles

 

[PhoBingas]

Mental illness is like Pringles. You can't just have one.