random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I am totally halal, you on the other hand are a blasphemer and thus hudud

 

[Hitman One]

What's the shower situation like at the Tranch? Has that ever been actually divulged? Are we talking Ram Ranch, Chris-chan, or some kind of car wash situation?

 

[3MMA]

the goddamn bullshit they spoonfeed people about the tranny chop, that if not actually doing some stem-cell hoodoo, the rerouted semen tube creates an environment "just like a vagina" and not like an unwashed fatty's fat fold.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Just think I didn't create this page, Harvey Weinstein and Donald Trump Jr did.

He literally bought it just to take selfies inside.

 

[Crazedking]

I love the way you smell like pizza. It drives me crazy wanting a piece of the crust.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I became paranoid of computer and television screens because I was worried that Enoch Powell was going to strangle and sodomize me with plastic cable tentacles

 

[Mal0]

Funny you should say that, I actually ate glue when I was in preschool once.

A&H has taught me that everything is a Jewish plot.

 

[Euler's identity]

Madam. I made a single post about your vagina after you started talking about your vagina for reasons I still don't understand.

 

[Kiislova]

"How come being sober feels like being dead inside?" - Cosmo tonight. He is super depressed and sad, just moping around.

Just saying, that quote could easily fit itself in the rotation of the websites headers

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

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"I cast poopoo fart on you whitey"

 

[Pyre]

You Brits are a mongrel race inhabiting a foggy island whose primary export is alcoholism and gang rape. The French have done more for world cultural advancement than you lot ever will.

Also haven't answered my question. Nice attempt at a goal shifting, you might be better qualified to start for the England national team than the woke tards you've currently got. Two Workd Wars, one world cup, whole lotta butthurt.

 

[NyQuilninja]

All that autism, gone, forgotten, like tears in rain.

As a Grand Dragon of the local KKK chapter, I am highly offended by this assertion when some of the best Klanspeople I know are trans.

I just scream "I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG" and then hit her over the head with a bat so I don't need to talk to her while I sleep.

Wouldn't it be cheaper to just take lots of cock in your ass for free than pay for Disney+?

Firespray: when you take a piss while suffering from gonorrhea.

I feel like your credit card interest rates probably raise just by being in the same room as this guy, like some kind of lvl 80 ultra jew debuff aura or something.

Rip Funny Reddit Midget

This is stupid and you should feel stupid.

So Lezbos are thirsty enough to think Fred Flintstone in a dress is a woman? This actually happens?

 

[thhrang]

It might just be his fursuit is in the room with "yiff crust" matted in it.

 

[Just A Butt]

I believe feds should probably look into at least two people here who are trying to interact with me now and won't respond to any more of their posts for that reason.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

If I see a beautiful picture of a landmark lit up because the sun shined on it at just the right moment, my immediate thought isn't, "Yeah, this is just like watching sluts scissoring one another!"

Some of these people look like they’ve masturbated to pictures of dead livestock and even have waited at midnight to buy a Nickelback album at release.

 

[Euler's identity]

One of you will end up dead in the next 48 hours.

 

[args]

Why are you asking me? You act as if I'm some attention whore who is dieing to react on this.
Well, okay, I'm an attention whore.

Voila! You are no longer a nigger!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

@CatParty I am not clicking on or reading your thread about Viagra and snapped penises. Fuck you.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

The most autistic comment I read on A&N this week; sadly, they don't have any puzzle piece stickers on there anymore

Well it is not that we Atheists are more morale then people. It is more the fact that the more a religious a person is the more fucked in the head that person is.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Either stop taking welfare or let ⋆ 𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 ⋆ (Ⓧⓔ   /⃝Ⓧⓔⓡ   /⃝Ⓧⓔⓡⓢⓔⓛⓕ) do your fucking nae-nae