random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

My Star Trek fan fiction contains a character called T'/pol/ who uses facts and logic to show that the Ferengi are behind everything.

 

[NyQuilninja]

"Blood, brains and burgers" sounds like a nice WW2 documentary.

Nice. I always wanted to fuck Sid from Ice Age

The Hills Have Amholes

Wildly offtopic, but I once had a drunken dream where I shitposted so hard on Kiwifarms that I doxed myself.
Had to instantly check my phone after waking up if it actually happened...

 

[Zero Day Defense]

1.21 Nigga Whats

 

[Haffhart]

I'm rooting for Fat Chink! I wonder which mythical figure he represented in mankind's history? A greek god? Incan rainbringer? Creator of pork buns?

 

[NoReturn]

I am going to start using 'Why has child vore developed in Jewish occult practices?' as an email signature now.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Who fakes waterboarding with friends?

Glownigglets

 

[Meat Target]

"You were competent, barely, in times of placid peace and tranquility, but when the people needed you, needed statesmen and leaders, needed giants, all they found was paint huffing retarded midgets all squatting in their self-made kingdoms hoarding perceived power and wealth who have no care for the people of our nation."

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Charlie Manson had the right idea

 

[TheBeanz]

Fuck it I'm going to die on this hill; Twitter is worse for society than trench warfare.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Don't trust A&H, it's a Jewish plot.

 

[Euler's identity]

So I can go back in time to school those idiots I used to troll in Yahoo Chats user created room called "white power" which was full of white nationalist who always referred jews as hook noses.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I'd bet a hundred you're fat. That anon is 100 percent correct whatever he said and your snark doesn't conceal your sneedthe.

 

[Kiwi Nuggets]

I sexually identify as nullphobic

 

[Zero Day Defense]

He tried to go against Big Biscuit, and they took down his verification. Wake up people, their tentacles run deep.

 

[Hitman One]

Someone asked if it was possible to hex Allah directly.

 

[Meat Target]

Can you volunteer for his kill list? I’ve got a vagina and I’ve called him a lot of names, I feel like I qualify.

Random woman: “Hi, everyone! I‘m pleased to announce that I’m embarking on a new career path!”
Russell: “ME WANT INTERCOURSE”

thanks for the shoe ad, imagenigger. Next time you want to be an OP, do it from a desktop and not your phone. Your entire post is haram.

 

[NoReturn]

spoiler that shit nigga not all of us deserve to see Yoda like this

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I heard (from a scientist) that solution to covid is mass rape

 

[Meat Target]

Everything was Islam and reversed.

 

[Iron Hamster]

A good chunk of the internet hates that this site exists