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[Maldavius Figtree]

Prison is Linkedin for niggers

 

[stupid frog]

Imagine... imagine looking into Kathryn's inverted penis, sticking yours into what amounts to a stitched together deep belly button, the lack of natural lubrication and friction. Imagine cumming in it, leading your baby juice into a genetic dead end. All while sexy and salacious Kathryn writhes her fridge-like body around with her tubular breasts pointing in all directions. Sweat dripping from that never-ending forehead on her pumpkin-like head. Just when you think things couldn't get hotter Kathryn whispers in your ear "Daddy, rip me a fistula so Jen can eat".

 

[Yaya]

They don't have the restraint of the white man. Sometimes you hug your cousin and realize she has big soft tits, but then the reasonable part of your brain kicks in and says "NO, bad George, BAD".

 

[Kyle Odom]

Dude, I really, REALLY, don't care about the USS Liberty RN.

 

[Skitarii]

Imagine getting outed as a phonefag from the zog alert because you forgot blow up your phone in time.

 

[Yaya]

There's a difference between being a faggot who uses discord, and being a discord faggot.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

He seems depressed, I see him arguing with people in the comments from time to time.

 

[gampboonerisms]

Those are the most autistic images I've ever seen in my life, and not only have I read Sonichu and most of the Chris Chan encyclopaedia, I look in the mirror every fucking morning.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

And I get that nuggets are people too and would want to get laid or find love. But I'd still wonder about the motivations of the person fucking the nugget.

Considering it's a major porn tag, I think it's cursed. No sex for nuggets, ever.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Probably grew up as a PlayStationfag during his childhood. Would explain the soy.

 

[Pedophobe]

Samantha special:

Also if Kiwifarmers can handle me and you can't, there's something wrong with you and not me. :/

Don't try to trigger a manic response, you have NO IDEA how dangerous a schizophrenic episode can get. triggering one is a bad idea. Just leave the subject alone.

Just because I am a faster typist than you are doesn't mean you need to go calling me names like the N word.

 

[Deep Noise]

From the Samantha thread too

Ma'am, you're on KiwiFarms. I can see you right there.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

When episode two introduces the resident little kid, she's not impossibly sexy but just... looks like a kid. These are characters I can imagine people getting attracted to.

 

[Peenix]

We're not always manic, we're not always insane. we have periods where we are normal, and where we are able to tell reality from insanity. If you actually looked up Schizophrenia, you'd know this.

 

[notorietus]

I didn’t self dox, I blame racism for that.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Ethan Ralph will go down in history as a trailblazer for all niggerkind.

 

[Gentlebastard]

God tells me in my cryptic hyperborean christofascist dreams that we should give both of them enough nukes so they can wipe each other out.

Okay so, if I get the AI to say nigger was it me that said it or was it the computer that did the dastardly deed?

Hollercaust 2: Holler Back Harder.

Chat is important though. People still want to chat even if there is no chat. If there is no chat to chat in, what do they use? Discord. What happens in Discord? Cancer.

TLDR Warski's great-great-grandpappy fed Jewish children to crocodiles.

Some tards really want to believe they are the autistic illuminati.

Pillsbury dough boy trooned out eh?

Asking an autist about the meaning of a social interaction is about as meaningful as asking a five year old to explain the double slit experiment.

Despicable, how could he have access to such a glowing mass of crazy and keep her hidden away from the internet like this? Bring back the bird robot.

Jacking off to porn is something you shamefully do in between tail-chasing.

The hardest I've ever laughed at this thread is the contact form where they berated some Indian woman and signed it Yours In Vishnu.

‘How can I make a horrendous terrorist event about me?’

what the fuck are you on, bitch? nobody ever had to know. is this a women-can't-help-oversharing thing or a gays-have-to-be-the-center-of-attention thing? where does the first one end and the second begin?

I mean, she's not wrong, people who film gore in horizontal deserve to star in it.

Good news everyone, there is a Stage 7 Tranny Genocide going on in the US.

I called the Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife and they told me that they would start issuing licenses to hunt troons on November 1st, with a start date of November 15th. Maybe there is hope after all.

The jew cries out in pain as he films you being fucked by niggers

To be fair, I am pretty fucking retarded at times.

Yeah she's out of his league but then so is a Fleshlight™.

 

[PhoBingas]

I am dong my duties

 

[Pissmaster]

The person you are replying to I have seen shove a toothbrush up their butthole.
I respect them far, far more than you.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Despicable, how could he have access to such a glowing mass of crazy and keep her hidden away from the internet like this? Bring back the bird robot.

Today I learned another way to clock troons.

Also the anatomical science of True And Honest Breasts

That self defence class is fucking shit too, why are they teaching them to throw punches like an autist who got given red food on a white day