random_text.txt

[Mr Bunny]

You know it's getting serious when the Jews bomb a bank.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Do you know what this reminds me of? A guinea pig penis.

 

[Skitarii]

Calm down there, child.

You won't get me banned, child. You won't dox me, child. You're just a spoiled basement dweller bible thumping at the void. This site is not the white supremacist paradise you were promised, child.

Even Null dislikes you.

Enjoy the spergatory, stalker.

 

[CEO of Pickles]

I turned random.txt into a file that a fortune program can use since nobody else has done it.

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

How many troons have been sexually assaulted as kids? Obviously I'm not blaming them for that, but I am just wondering what the correlation is.

The fake cum in dildos is corn starch?

 

[Poonocchio]

I'm no fan of China but believing the retard, fanfic-tier propaganda coming from the UK MoD, literally means you have zero brain wrinkles.

 

[Spudnik]

Eating and raping at my rapist dad’s favorite rape restaurant in the rapist world, getting raped in my rapists favorite rape booth. Long John rapists"

-Boogie (in a more honest life)

 

[Gentlebastard]

>babe my dick has blisters on it! Do you have a std?!
>it’s ok Pat, only super cool sex havers get herpes!

I know for a fact when he types stuff like this he imagines himself walking away from the keyboard and putting sunglasses on as the monitor explodes behind him and every stalker child immediately has their door kicked in by the feds.

Are they more emboldened, stupid, or both?

I'm also glad we never invented Smell-o-Vision.

No straight man has hair like that.

(you can use our guest Pickle Jar if you have to do your business after a long trip)

I was expecting retarded Piggy takes over Israel vs Hamas, but RUSSIA DID IT, and FASCIST LEADERS ARE TO BLAME are actually above my expectations.

Take the whole masochistic liberalism to its extreme. Demand for bobs and vagene. Demand for free lumber and syrup. You get the idea.

Escalate. There is no reason not to. Escalate until the only remaining option is for Trudeau to appologize and suck Madi's dick live on tv.

Those are always tough moments but the key is to double down and to scream racial slurs even louder

He talks a lot about looking closely at himself, yet he only affirms the retard he finds.

You are the racist, retard. So am I, but at least I'm honest about it.

I can't even masturbate because of this whole thing, why am I alive.

Oh look, that completely predictable thing that everyone with even mild to moderate brain damage could see coming from a mile away is happening.

I'd rather respect the rights of nooses to wrap themselves around paedophiles necks.

Noooooooooo, only we may grave dance.

From @Hitman One on A&N:

Accused so incredibly corpulent that he weighs in at over 0.9 Americans

This just reeks of someone that was never told "Shut up, faggot. You're acting like a faggot."

I can think of equally horrifying things I've discovered on the internet, all things considered.

Oh, and welcome back to the .net site. The Phoenix has got nothing on the Kiwi

Run away as fast as your nubby little legs can take you, pooner. Save yourself.

Fun fact: A flaming bag of poop in front of the door will disable the Iron Dome just as well as a full missile barrage.

you haven't lived if you never sat in an internet cafe and someone bumps repeatedly into your chair and when looking over you see the dude is squeezing one out.

GUYS I'M POSTING FROM ISRAEL HAMAS HAS PAINT BALLOONS I REPEAT HAMAS HAS P

This is what happens when your natives get uppity Canada.

Can't you massacre them, or encourage them to build some casinos?

More celebs should go off their meds.

Yass queen slay, but unironically and literally.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"Fang's Horn Are Not THREE STRIPED!!! You all continue to make me most Angry with this Most Criminal Of Changes In History…"

Oh god, he's going to mud test his stinkditch, isn't he?

in moments like this i wish we had a laugh reaction like the one from facebook

>oh look, it's Sunset Shimmer wearing nothing but a smile

Im getting so much encyclopedia dramatica feels

"Please get a job and be nicer with your mother."

I did find that he wrote a 100,000-word Thomas the Tank Engine fanfiction though: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5594425/1/The-Valley-Railway-Series

Lindsay ate the wall, so now Michael has to crash into the wall that is his wife. Shameful.

Hylians shit on the floor and use Farores Wind to teleport it to Lake Hylia

Watching Gorey HD video of mass death occurring in a land thousands a miles away from you in real time leaves an indescribably fucked feeling.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

4chan is down and there's a war in Israel.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

This gay, tranny, nigger world really wears me down sometimes...

Having said that, only Nintendo could pull off having another white guy be the voice. Soyny would’ve went for the biggest blue gummed nigger they could find.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

You're a disgusting piece of shit, and I hope it hurts when you die.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Got a call at 5 in the morning I'm going to reserve duty. I don't expect to be in any danger zones but if I stop commenting then know I died for glorious nation of Israel. Also it already puts me at a higher position than most internet tough guys.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Welcome to America, also try metamucil

They basically DDOS the Iron Dome with cheap rockets. That's another parallel between this conflict and the Farms.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Idgaf anymore whats racist because everything is. Everything is transphobic. Everything is problematic. Fucking fine then

 

[Gentlebastard]

Wrong as always, stalker. I want them to put the chemicals in the water to turn the fricking frogs gay. Won't you fight xeet for trans lifes?

This is the level of detailed analysis I come to the Kiwi Farms for.

Miyazaki was right: anime was a mistake

NO. NOT THE PIGTAILS! AAAAAH! THE DOUGHY INHUMAN COMPLEXION! THE FRIGHT-WIG HAIR! THE CREEPY FACES! THE AWFUL CLOTHES! BURN IT! BURN IT!

Inshallah, you shall suffer the consequences of doubting the statements of Batriq al-Tawmlinzon, the Mullah of Milwaukee.

"It used to be the only narrative allowed on Twitter was the one approved by the DNC. Now I have to actively seek out new downloads for my NPC firmware."

"I self identify as not a soyjak! It's just a social construct mmkay?"

EVERY choice he makes is fucking retarded.

It’s an extra step of insanity I hadn’t even considered.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I can say from all my thot searches

 

[Vott]

 

[Skitarii]

>tfw seeing your ficitional relationship fall apart on the fucking farm of all places

 

[PhoBingas]

Laws of Nature: Sodomize or be sodomized.