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[Pissmaster]

Everything that isn't actively dedicating your life to more ant-like bugman behavior or the pursuit of the Almighty dollar is bad in the eyes of the retarded.

 

[Limp Bizkit Stan Account]

cause i lost my ablity to give stickers

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

Yes you will absolutely see some clown penis if you can prove that you have gainful employment to help support your mother

 

[Tablet County]

Jeffrey Epstein never really existed, he was just a beautiful dream that was inside all of us, all along.

i never kicked anyone in the stomach, that’s just what nurses at kent claimed so they could restrain me.

It's like discovering a serial killer's custom Xavier: Renegade Angel R34 but it's somehow worse!

Jordan Peterson - 145. Similar to Styx and Destiny. Highly accomplished sophist. Can defend the absurd. Very clean penis.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

same as KF, but less "cut gay twink" faggotry and more "fat old biker going after boy ass on the trailer park" faggotry

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

I just wanna let everyone know I've never killed, raped, or eaten anyone

 

[Meat Target]

It's not Auschwitz if you put "Ethics Correction Center" over the entrance.

 

[Biker]

Hey man I said I was sorry for coming off hot. can you please undox me?

I never dox anyone or swat or any of that crap. bmj did me wrong /scammed me after I donated to him and subscribed to him.

That being said I turned rat and joined discord servers to just talk shit about him. so that’s why I’m here. Please delete that post about me @dear

 

[Gentlebastard]

Patposting will bring the world together

It's hardly transphobic to point out that his hairline bid his gigantic egg skull a hasty farewell

Ok the dimensional merge is starting to effect my dreams.

I swear to fucking god and I am not lying here I had a fever dream last night about driving a double decker bus down a tiny country road while fatrick was blocking my path with some girls bicycle and going "no child I will not" whenever I asked him to move.

It’s like an excuse choose your own adventure book.

How did we get from "niggers eating cornstarch" to "white folks discussing mayonnaise"?

I feel like null is punking me. That or I woke up in the wrong universe again.

Fat man complains about popularity, accidentally reveals latent homosexuality for the 4,211,356th time in the process.

That has to be the most fucking retarded idea I've ever heard. So they've probably made millions.

I thought that was going to be cheese. I'd hoped it was cheese. How fucking horrifying to find out its butter and bacon.

It's a beautiful mix of Call of Duty brain, pure unadulterated bloodthirst and childlike innocence.

I simply cannot, and will not, imagine people unironically enjoying this dude

it sucks to lose an old friend, and it sucks even more when that old friend is sexually harassing you and crossing all boundaries

 

[JustSomeDong]

And once again, ethicists prove they have no value to society whatsoever, they have only two settings:

1. Advocating you stick your dick in everything
2. Advocating you stick your dick in nothing.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Patposting will bring the world together

It's hardly transphobic to point out that his hairline bid his gigantic egg skull a hasty farewell

Ok the dimensional merge is starting to effect my dreams.

I swear to fucking god and I am not lying here I had a fever dream last night about driving a double decker bus down a tiny country road while fatrick was blocking my path with some girls bicycle and going "no child I will not" whenever I asked him to move.

It’s like an excuse choose your own adventure book.

How did we get from "niggers eating cornstarch" to "white folks discussing mayonnaise"?

I feel like null is punking me. That or I woke up in the wrong universe again.

Fat man complains about popularity, accidentally reveals latent homosexuality for the 4,211,356th time in the process.

That has to be the most fucking retarded idea I've ever heard. So they've probably made millions.

I thought that was going to be cheese. I'd hoped it was cheese. How fucking horrifying to find out its butter and bacon.

It's a beautiful mix of Call of Duty brain, pure unadulterated bloodthirst and childlike innocence.

I simply cannot, and will not, imagine people unironically enjoying this dude

it sucks to lose an old friend, and it sucks even more when that old friend is sexually harassing you and crossing all boundaries

 

[Biker]

hey I don’t see the need to post my dox here. I never did anything to any one of you guys besides get mad at the fact that my name is being slandered.

the dude Saying sand nigger is clearly racists

there is screen shots of me talking to people in discord servers. I am asking for it to be removed. Now you guys taken it so far by exposing my information? For what? What kind of pleasure do you get from that?

 

[BubbleButt]

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This, but just the image.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

You got into an argument with Null about how dick cheese is better than both American and European cheese.

 

[Winzler]

How can an entire continent be this homosexual?

 

[CobraPlissken]

Good news everyone, I finally got them to cave. I think the threat of a lawsuit and their realization that I'm actually quite popular with bi men may have done it.

 

[Pedophobe]

Tards, all of them

Glad I'm not the only one who dreams of Fatrick.

just some fucking assholes complaining about shit that doesn't matter.

Putting the wet in ballsweat, that’s our girl.

 

[Skitarii]

Nollywood and DSP??? Name a more iconic duo.

He hit the wall when he was born. Though, I'm sure Barb also threw him at the wall in a drunken fit of rage.

I’m so powerful I literally commanded Null to give me a pink triangle, and like the dog he was, he submitted to his master.

this is the worst HOI4 playthrough I've seen so far

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

It's absolutely deranged to call that a "receding" hairline, that implies gradual and natural processes. It looks more like the forehead blitzed it in the name of lebenstraum and put the hairline in a ghetto so the forehead could claim its rightful eighthead status.

 

[Meat Target]

I personally blame the Chinks on the city council for every single pothole between my house and the weed store.