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[Pedophobe]

I'm sure you've noticed with abundance of people calling you a retarded nigger faggot.

Shooting heroin and stealing her deceased father's coin collection.

She might've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for her own stupidity.

It's no fun for them if they aren't making other people uncomfortable!

 

[Gentlebastard]

If he hadn’t trooned out he so would have become a serial murderer of prostitutes.

You talk as if he can't do both...

the placement of the toilet is just bizarre (in the corner and turned slightly toward the wall) It’s got the geometry of a Lovecraftian temple to the Old Ones.

Time to bust out my credentials as Dr. internet friend, PhD.

Mark my words, this is going to be one of those kids who is massively overweight but also malnourished because all they eat is mash potatoes and chicken nuggets.

That's why I browse both kf and preddit. There's stuff that I disagree with on kf also but at least I don't instinctively hate everyone on this website.

"Noooo stalker detective, it is you who will face the wrath of Dagon, enjoy Innsmouth."

If I had to put a finger on it, I would say what hurts Jagoff's feelers the most is the fact that deep down he knows he's a repulsively awful, stroked-out balding fat 5'3" retarded cripple egomaniac that's never been able to cook worth a shit even though he's prayed for over 15 years he actually could, same has he's prayed he's not really a closeted flamboyant faggot just like his wigger son is.

I'm not going to take life advice from people who can't master the wheel.

He’s what Ralph Wiggum grew up to be after attending Bovine University.

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"NO STALKAH WANKA, I AM NOT AUSTRALIAN, THIS IS SIMPLY A DIDGERYDELUSION. AND YOU ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO JAIL YA CUNT"

Its never passe to state the truth boldly. He is fat, and he has bitch tits.

 

[Tablet County]

all their actual jobs seem to entail is singing, crying, and being gay.

I'm impressed. They somehow managed to make even the temperance movement gay

when did we, as a society, suddenly decide it was a good idea to make the platform famous for a picture of an egg an integral part of the way businesses function?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

You need to just go for it. It's okay to be gay and into black dudes. Don't let the incels on Kiwi Farms tell you otherwise.

I look enough like a girl… maybe we could… you and I…

You will marry a republican woman and she will turn you into a chud. You will go to Church, and you will have 10 sons that you will raise lovingly into strong right wing men.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

null is wrong about women? you dont say. in other news, water is wet.

Nigga blaming anyone else but yourself for your failures is for liberals and women.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I sleep easy now with the knowledge that one of the worst aspects of our entertainment culture was concocted by the French.

 

[Tablet County]

the fuck is a

buck breaking benjamin​

The year is 1819 and I'm mad about kids wearing shorts instead of pants.

I’m at the gym right now and there’s a guy with Down syndrome who is yoked. He was doing weighted chin ups and keeps running through sets. I think he did 8x5 with a 25lb weight on his belt. When he did his last set, he picked up a handful of chalk and tossed it in the air.

Absolute GigaChad.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are witnessing the birth of grift-hop.

I mean, I'm not a woman but after reading A&H too much I too sometimes think that the left may be onto something and I must stop to gain my sanity back.

Motherfucker potholes have been an issue here since christ was a cowboy you fucking retards.

 

[mlanguishi]

The degree of your misunderstanding is only exceeded by the immensity of your total disregard of reality.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Not to evoke Mutt's Law, but I hope they hire Vince McMahon as Torswat's prison guard.
"Re ur last swatting. U need Ur orange jumpsuit ripped off and..."

 

[Gentlebastard]

I like my water mama birded into my mouth.

I hope your crotch rot has completely cleared up and you're not infusing that pool with crumbling taint because no amount of chlorine will stop that being fucking obscene.

Black preachers can spew some baller homophobia

I can just imagine the poor buyer that doesn't know about any of the drama finding a dead and raped alpaca behind the drywall or something.

Unless the picture is skewed that is a ton of cheese. How does this man shit? Actually, I don't want to think about that.

All these years later, I find out I could have just called the police on every kid who toititoititoi'd every time I spoke, and demanded me lucky charms and pots o'gold. Fucking cunts. They're mine.

Come on, you fat fuck. Say the line. Say the God damn line. This is your one chance to say "Enjoy prison, stalker child" without looking like an utter buffoon.

 

[Limp Bizkit Stan Account]

if this guy is claiming to be a man, why is she still saying all these hysterical and retardedly female ideas

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

i will have to go to this site that abuses me called kiwi farms and i will have to tell them about it and i dont have time because i have to many hot takes to tell them about

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

it's always just some fucking assholes complaining about shit that doesn't matter.

 

[capitalBBustard]

It's not because I haven't jerked off, it's because I'm biologically predisposed to brown aggression.

 

[The Holy Empress Theodora]

Hobby Lobby would’ve straight up crucified his degenerate ass, providing they could find wood strong enough.

 

[Tablet County]

I don't think I have ever heard something as off-putting as "sexuality geek".

I wish this amount of autism went into something useful

I was 3 years old, my dad brought home an old 486 and I watched him play games until he let me try. The experience of playing Prince of Persia at such a young age gave me autism.

What the fuck is "feminine creativity?" Is it like choosing a different color of a dildo to shove up my ass?

I never get sick of doing your mom

If and when I have children they’re going to get a giant dirt pile like I had as a boy and we shall make trenches.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

I'll dick you down and show you how wrong you are.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

we already know you're a gay furry, you didn't have to tell us you're using some weird Linux distro.

 

[Skitarii]

I'm not cringe enough to be a vtuber

Don't sell yourself short.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Q&A should be renamed to “Bargain Bin Laden’s Nightmare Castle”