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[vomitusdeux]

Nothing shall cure me of my dolphin porn addiction.

You know I think it's actually misdiagnosed female autism if you think about it it's emotional schizophrenia

why is Twincest not a choice on the poll

You just powerleveled my islamophobia.

one can assume that it's wolfetone photoshopped on some degenerate face fucking a stuffed racoon

Uh, try again, Fluttershy is just having an episode on the ground and will be unable to fly away, obviously.

what the Internet used to be was a fad that died around 2008, this is the nu-internet designed and curated for the lowliest of nigger cattle.

the pedophile doesn’t fall far from the faggot tree

I think I've seen more gay porn than even the most porn-addicted homosexual man

“PLEASURE FOR MY PENIS!” P Diddy screams, and then ejaculates semen into anus.

i never knew justin bieber had such a desirable anus. thanks for the story, shivs.

You can talk to me when you live on your own and don't eat so much goyfeed you grow tits, peasant.

Good one! You should tell your offspring abo- oh, right. The chemical castration.

I'm happy the reverse transition worked. Hopefully it didn't kill all of your sperm.

I'd rather be a cock than a cunt faggot

So are your children going to be roach-human hybrids? Can you even reproduce after merging together?

Perhaps consider some medication to control your OCD like tendencies and hyperfixation on animal cocks.

Degenerierte Untermenschenschwuchtelabschaumscheißdreckpimmellutscherfressen.

why bother to try to explain to discord people that “hey I went on the tranny hate site and they hate me” when you can go to the KF equivalent of Waffle House (assuming we’re Denny’s)

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

[Capitalism] can't be bad. It gave us McDonalds. Has communism ever resulted in a McDonalds?

 

[Harm]

So Onion Farms is like if KiwiFarms was Reddit or something.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I think maybe they underestimated the popularity of 4L buckets.

 

[JustSomeDong]

"No, I don't think I will" is a famous line by Captain America. Rick identifies as him, as they both fight fascists. Well, one of them fought fascists, and the other one is a fat faggot who says "no, child" on Twitter a lot. Basically the same thing.

I cringed so hard, I'm about 4 inches shorter...

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If my biggest regret is not having played the second installment of a Final Fantasy remake, I'll call it a life well lived.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Throw anime avatars in gas chambers.

 

[Waifu Days]

this man practices what he spergs

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

American women smell like sweat and cheetos. American women have an awful hobble. Why are they all so bloody obese? They're too fat. They dress like whores in public and give off low self-esteem vibes. American women need to fix their retarded gait. Americans pig-waddle quite swinely. They walk like slobs. If you like an American woman, you're a zoophile. I've never seen women walk in such a mannish way before I went to America. A feat for a woman is walking up a flight of stairs without dying. Imagine Americans, but 20 kilos thinner.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

this is the gayest thread and I hate you all for posting in it

Cry more, chud, we finna on yo ass like white on rice, fr, no cap...

Crack brings me to Satan. I'm trying to keep away from him.

My bum is in the front
My bum is in the front
Do you like my gunt?
My bum is in the front

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

'The things I've done in my life and career all stem from the things I was exposed to at Princeton.'

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

SENDING EVIL THOUGHTS TO YOUR BITCH WIFE RIGHT NOW.

I have prepared some advice for your situation:

YOU
ARE
A
NIGGER​

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Ain’t no one wanna hear a lecture about sex from a furfag. You lost your virginity to the neighbors dog.

 

[NerdShamer]

YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY.

 

[Tablet County]

Can you fucking imagine this sloppy mess showing up to your wedding in his Walmart crewneck, nipples protruding, shoes untied, and pants hanging under his gunt, with a goddamn star trek uniform mask on?

 

[Gentlebastard]

let's be real, sometimes millions of dollars spent on tits and CGI can make amusing distractions

Come to Bongland. Over here their newspaper, The Morning Star is full on Terf. I guess we just have a better class of communist.

I've clocked trannies by text alone. Call me Gandalf because you shall not pass!

This is worse than the time General Robert E. Hitler slaughtered all the Native Americans and told Anne Frank to sit in the back of the Titanic just because she was black.

Denim children's overalls and a puke-colored t-shirt?

This man's hard drive needs to be searched immediately.

Also his freezer.

For fuck's sake Twitter. The word is niggers. If you're going to write the word niggers then write the word niggers.

MY LACK OF SLEEP APNEA HAS SEALED YOUR DOOM CHILD

 

[Tablet County]

SENDING EVIL THOUGHTS TO YOUR BITCH WIFE RIGHT NOW.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Send these Leggers back to Legoland.

What are birds? We just don't know.

The retards are in the building, they're in the walls. The retards are in my head.

A purim party is not an example of suspicious Jewish behavior in this situation.

I am a gay dinosaur

People aren't people. In fooct, the only person I'm sure is a person is me

Are the CIA ops in the room with us now, conspiracy fags?

>be American
>get shot

>go on kiwifarms to guess the race / motive
>get shot again

I guess as long as you don't offer pizza any form of child indoctrination is a-okay.

I can’t make a judgement without knowing what kind of pizza the kids are being baited with.

Wrong, child. I did not sell pepperoni to ISIS. This is why your life is already over, kuffar. Enjoy Jahannam.

Trannies are the niggers of gender.

tongue punching the fart box

Poop: Is it good for you?

Science has the answer!

For real, the kind of people to follow disgusting orders, nazi guard type thing.

Never thought I'd see WE WUZ KALE in the list of fictional black accomplishments.

When I was young and my heart was an open book, I used to say live and let live (y'know I did - and that probably bears repeating). But this ever-changing clownworld in which we're livin' makes me give in and cry... well, I think you know where I'm going with this...

I can't look at llamas or alpacas anymore. They are extremely popular for textile patterns rn, and every time I think, hey, while I'm here at the store, maybe I'll look for a proper pair of pyjamas instead of that old tshirt I usually sleep in, the second I step into the sleepwear section it's alpacas, alpacas, alpacas. It is not conducive to a pleasant shopping experience, let alone sleep. So I still don't have any pyjamas. It's unsettling.

Excuse me, but it is MY schizophrenia and I will choose my fringe conspiracy theory.

They play ragebait telephone until we get bullshit like Buck Breaking, Yakub and "white people stole kale from us."

Alpacas are the thetans of kiwi farmers.

They are a scourge on humanity, and if we weren't battling tranny monsters, thug invaders on the souther border, runaway inflation, and vaccine genocide warfare on other fronts I'd say this is a big problem.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I have seen women use the horse cock dildo in plenty of videos. I always wondered why they never bothered with an elephant dick dildo.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I'm like 70% sure you can't copyright an animals cock, real or imagined.