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[Ndnd]

We're doing our best to weed them out, but some of these retards are extremely clever!"

 

[WelperHelper99]

Every site is a dating site if you're Indian enough!

 

[Poonocchio]

“Neither sleet, nor rain, nor snow. Through fire and ice, storms of dust, hoods of negros and beaners alike, if there is a tranny bitching about something unimportant, we will be there to call them gay and retarded.”

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

What business? He's a cyberbeggar. Larping as Leisure Suit Larry isn't a business.

Yeah, while the eclipse I got was not as neat as the one from 2017, it was still pretty neat. I think Jack's just pissy because his wall eyes make him unable to actually see it. Plus he can't eat it.

Protecting the border gets them shut down faster than a bible club in a San Francisco school.

>when you realize the Battle for Hamburger Hill wasn't what you thought it would be

"Your Honor, I get my news from kiwifarms.com and only kiwifarms.com."

Jack asks us if we can tell if he's excited about this. His confused soy smile already is confirmation that he's at the closest to half chub he's capable of right now.

No Evidence Trump P***ed Gas in Courtroom During Hush-Money Trial

 

[Kerr Avon]

Incubating a male in your womb actually chemically rewires your brain to be more sympathetic to men (I guess cause otherwise there would be a lot more men drowned in the bathtub as kids)

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Considering you're here mostly for politics you definitely want some girl cock.

He's a fat, greasy, bald, Mexican beaner living in California with a ugly fat goblina wife he hasn't sexually satisfied in fifteen years.

Person above me has a discord account where they have the
"cute"
"i no cute
"ye u r"
"y"
"u just r"
conversation with random trannies, twenty five times a day.

Does it count if you chase them in a Pick Up with a spotlight and a Mossberg?

The person above me has a bumper sticker that says "My other vagina is a penis" definitely gash chasher.

The dude above me does fake fart porn with a whoopie cushion.

The person above me is not a tranny chaser despite having an anime avatar.

It looks like a 90's show and 90's shows were neat.

The guy above me plays as the Smurfs in Warhammer, definitely a trans chaser considering the fact that both trannies and the Ultramarines are on "the right side of history"

Beta male above me was convinced by his pooner wife to become a dickgirl, and now he's on the sex offender registry and is forbidden from seeing his children

I think you have the "really good at STEM autism" and not the "chaser/alphabet person autism".

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

I’m sorry. As an adult, “goon” is an informal position in ice hockey. Masturbating has untold euphemisms and idioms to describe or allude to it, and calling it “gooning” seems like some real nigger shit.

I decline to participate in your debauchery of the language

 

[Gentlebastard]

I can guarantee any drugstore clerk who has been there for more than a week does not give a shit about what you’re buying, they’ve seen worse, especially if you look, act, and smell normal.

any guy who buys sex dolls is a creepy weirdo by definition

he claimed there was a bomb threat but a funster called the hotel and the nice dark skinned lady was all "da hell u talking about nigga" when asked about it

I think this pooner should go ahead with this amazing idea, I bet that chud would crumble upon the weight of the most heinous of crimes, misgendering.

Or he will call her a dumb faggot and move on with his day, jury is out on that one.

Local Tranny Can’t Help But Create More Tranny Haters.

I really hope this turns into a UFC weight class, the retard weight division.

Here is my completely unsolicited but correct and good advice:

Buy a gently used, pre owned sex hole from eBay. Your dick won't care.

I, too, wish I could look like a pufferfish ready to be diced by a Korean chef.

What? The narcissists obsessed with porn can't find love? Shocker.

they're not lesbians, they're greedy bisexual

You're not the Ship of Theseus faggot.
And you're not a woman either.

The best way to turn down a tranny is to keep it simple. "I like women." It's an inoffensive sentence from the perspective of any normie, and yet is enough to ruin a tranny's day. Maybe even a whole week.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Suprised the most wtf Rackets quotes from Dear John aren't here

What are you gonna do? Buy a Ceaser salad from McDonald's and die that way? I mean, I don't even like Ceasar! Unless he's in your ass.

What's he gonna do? Steal a bottle of Tylenol from a Somali?

John.....buddy....you could've just hired an 8 year old to kill you

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Maybe hollow out his skull and install a Baja Blast reservoir in there. That'd be handy.

 

[Harm]

I'm actually a little insulted he thinks I want to hear what he has to say. This dude blows dudes in dresses and then uses the same hands he's fondling keffals's balls with to write me messages. wtf bro fuck off.

 

[demicolon]

It's Chris. He probably thinks Finnish is the language of the End Times and Second Coming because of it's name.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Back in my day when we didn't talk like fluorinated retards we called it centrism, and fence-sitting.

I hope Ben Collins gets beaten to death. God I hate that faggot so much.

If you're going to get a job at a comedy newspaper, shouldn't you be funny? The only joke Ben Collins has is being Ben Collins and that's about as funny as a box of puppies sitting in the rain.

Matthew you are a faggot and I hope you get eaten alive by BIG FEROCIOUS BERNESE DOGS

Faggot

FEMA is Hitler. Katrina is Hitler. The Iraq War is Hitler. Borders are Hitler. Abortion is Hitler. Trannies and TERFs are both Hitler. Gina Carano is Hitler and Disney is Hitler for firing her. The vaccine may or may not have been Hitler depending on how Covid looked at the time. Bush, Obama, Trump and Biden have all been Hitler. Everyone being Hitler means nobody is.

It took 10 seconds on google to disprove this btw. If you're going to be racist at least don't come up with retarded lies to make us fellow racists look bad.

But now I'm semi-literate and have come to take that back, only to find myself impotent.

It's bizarre seeing someone shit on Hitler and talk up Mussolini at the same time, but I appreciate your out of the box thinking.

goddamn transphobic ice escalator

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Vito is not a paedo. He has relationships with women and sex with children.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

For those who haven't been around horses, horses are terrible people

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

 

[Johnny Salami]

Remember, the modern American Hispanic has two paths: wannabe nigger hood rat, or vicious white supremacist.

 

[doodoocaca]

Nah, because kiwis don't scorn, they sneed!

 

[stupid frog]

“I prefer sexually interacting with vaginas.”

Nothing autistic and unsexy about troons.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

She doesn't get it. She doesn't know that 60% of the stuff she does day-to-day is not normal. She doesn't know that 99.9% of British women would never ever have to say "Oi, I did a wee on the discord call, but I was catfished and it ain't even me, ya nonce."

With a face like that you'd think she would've been fired from prostitution by now.