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[Tablet County]

Sir, this is an A-logging thread. I'm going to have to ask you to put on a top hat and start sneeding - and possibly feeding - or please leave.

 

[Pedophobe]

If people cared about things making sense we wouldn’t be in this mess.

I’m a weeb, do you expect me to feel shame???

go fuck yourself

 

[seri0us]

I'm sorry I can't take this seriously. They have uploaded a Robo-Jew into the cloud to perpetually be the living voice of eternal victimhood.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

My money's on your grooming happening between 6-8, probably an older male relative, judging by your current proclivity.

 

[GunCar Gary]

KOSHER TASTES BETTER
YOU CAN CALL ME CHOSEN
UNLIKE GENTILES I'M AN EXPLOSION
OF LEVITICAL DEVOTION

 

[Gentlebastard]

Kiwifarms is always behind all hatred of Transsexuals' on the internet, its impossible that these people are being judged by the content of their character and not by the color of their pride flag.
No one ever had a issue with a Transgender before Null created Kiwifarms much like how Yakub created white people.

Just hit the bar every night and buy him a beer, you'll be talking him out of committing suicide in no time.

That is our CREED, dear sneeder.

Raise your hands to your hearts, gentlemen.

“Neither sleet, nor rain, nor snow. Through fire and ice, storms of dust, hoods of negros and beaners alike, if there is a tranny bitching about something unimportant, we will be there to call them gay and retarded.”

Jersh is definitely the Prince of Transphobia

I have been promised for decades that if I burn enough tires in my back yard New York, London and the Netherlands would be underwater by now. I'm running out of tires and these niggas ain't drowning yet.

“I’m asexual, but only in the presence of trans women.”

Girl horny = Boner
Euphoria = Boner
I have no idea what the fuck "phantom vagina feel" means but I'm also going to guess it's a boner.

do you know how expensive those anime figurines are? and there's an entire industry of those, who did you think pays those prices? well-adjusted people? riiiiight...

How is someone a lesbian if they don't like vaginas? It's like a gay guy who can't stand penises, and loves vagina. That's just a very, very confused straight.

Horrifying. Do you have a link to that?

The Welsh Government's entire existance is to annoy the fuck out of the Welsh people at the behest of Westminster.

you're not only a parasocial coomer, but also a gay chubby chaser. and, worst of all: a mukbang enthusiast!
it's hard to overstate how over it is for you at that point.

This guy is pretty coherent while obviously insane

I looked into this and the answer is worse than I thought - it's performance poetry

I'm concerned the chant "transgender lesbian sperm producing female" is going to pop in my head tomorrow at work and I'll have to stifle a laugh.

People with no bitches and no money wear it on their face, which result in negative bitches and negative money. Unfortunately for Reddit, this does not result in an integer overflow where they get all the bitches and all the money.

If there's one thing I psychotically despise about Internet 3.0, moreso than the ads, moreso than the retarded black people, moreso than the censorship, it's how they can just insert shit into my feed that I've expressed no interest in and force me to look at it. I have never in my life expressed an interest in Taylor Swift or black trannies, yet there they are on my feed.

Um excuse me sweaty, hot dogs are dogs. It's literally in the name.

if you want to understand this mindset just replace science/medicine with “magic” and scientist/doctor with “wizard”. Typically, in fictional magic systems, anything is possible unless explicitly ruled out. Realize that this is how the vast majority of normies view science/medicine/modern technology.

his brain is in a state of quantum narcissism where two contradicting statements can be true when he feels like it

I've attempted to read his books. as well have seen how he treats people in the public sphere, I can honestly say that even basic human interaction to him is science fiction.

Observe the pig. Mock the pig. Do not poke the pig, do not try to geofence the pig.

I truly believe that Jack was put on this earth to create unfathomably bad merch. He’s the Mozart of shitty merch, constantly testing the limits and shattering the boundaries of what you previously thought horrible boomer merch could look like. It would be impossible to replicate through satire; it’s the only genuine talent that this fat retard has.

Fast people search? More like FAT PEOPLE SEARCH. Cos he's fat

 

[eatler]

Jesus christ op
please drink bleach
keep your pornsickness out of my wholesome designated shitposting street

 

[BirdUp]

Do me please.

 

[barbie meat]

Expecting to be greeted with affirmation and attaboys from his fellow butt-gerbiling homosexuals as he booted up his computer, he instead experienced a sudden terror. His anal sphincter contracted with horror in the meager way in which it was still capable as the truth became apparent; that danged dirty Kiwi Farms had doxxxxxed him.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Retard strength is definitely a thing. I once lifted up the front end of a Chevy Cavalier for a few seconds.

 

[eatler]

Remember: after lurking on a site for a year, it's a good idea to make your first impression centered around flaunting conventional rules and regulations. This iconoclast mindset will let other members know that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Be sure to argue with any other posters who urge you to reconsider or question your motivations: show that you're not easily pushed around!

 

[CEO of Pickles]

I wish I knew that instead of saying "Jews Rock" without even saying an insult, just innocuously saying "Jews Rock" in a sarcastic way, instead of that, I should have just hit a bitch.

 

[BirdUp]

All I'm saying is, steer clear of ANY gays - don't even breathe the same air! And we better close the bathhouses and round up the queers before it's too late, or else we could ALL be doomed!

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I suicided him with my own 2 hands because he was a californian

Pink Triangle club would end up just being Android Raptor ranting about how much she hates abortion and Christians

Have you been to car convention? They get a Twilight Sparkle in their eyes talking about their 67 Chevy.

 

[Chromeo]

racism is not a joke, you fucking niggers

 

[Sheogorath]

I called him a faggot for looking at peoples dicks then everyone raped him.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Inshallah, may the hand of Robotnik (PBUH) wipe this heathen echidna from the face of the earth.

The UQSR (Union of Queerviet Socialist Republics) experienced another economic crisis last week, as steel production halted in major factories over ongoing conflicts due to the "rampant ableism" of production quotas. Ongoing vibes checks of the country's digital safe spaces do not indicate a stopping of the crisis soon

What is there to do in Milwaukee but sell insurance, eat cheese, drink beer, or be a serial killer?

Can’t spell artisanal without anal!

If he loses a leg to the beetus, will he count that as weight loss?

 

[Tablet County]

DM leak based violence does NOT have a gender

It's clear you want my attention, so here it is.

I've never watched Helluva Hotel and my funny unhinged meme is dead.

Please stop tagging me in this thread.

Greek statue Twitter is insufferable. I don’t want to hear about how beautiful ancient pederasty was from people who look like Turkish Falafel salesmen.

 

[Spud]

rsonally use Photoshop for my password saving needs

 

[Tablet County]

post foreskin

The true guardians of white power are the lads having a pint.
And the breweries are closing.

*takes finger off the negrate button*

You're only alive because I didn't kill you. Remember that.

You weren't supposed to double down on being a faggot. Now you're a double faggot.

the bee-dick was very unimpressive.