random_text.txt

[BirdUp]

They intend to fuck causality right in the ass.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Fool me once, fuck you. Give me back my money

 

[Just A Butt]

I'm a bit of a kiwi farms celebrity now.

 

[Meat Target]

"Mommy milkers make winky go boingy! UH-OH MILKSHAKE!"

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

DIDN'T READ, GONNA POST INSTEAD NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

[Gentlebastard]

Do you really think somebody would do that? Just go into government and tell lies?

sending me to berlin? are you sadistic?

These stories are salacious but they never tell you the details you actually want to know.

Like, where do you find such sufficiently sturdy gunt-propping-stick at 3am in Copenhagen?

I'm 27, almost two years on HRT and HRT did absolutely nothing for me besides giving me cone tits and schizophrenia.

One thing you normally learn in the playground by the time you turn 7 is that standing on a soap box to announce to the world that you hate being teased about X so please don't ever tease me about X everyone is... not a winning strategy.

Is that a light at the end of the tunnel I see?

When the actual Schizophrenic has a better grasp on objective reality than you do it's probably time to re-evaluate your entire belief system.

Or doubling down, that works I guess.

He’s the worst sort of grifter - he doesn’t even really try to grift.

They’re pointing out his pants are too long, because being a catty bitch is what they’re born to do.

They just don’t take the final step and get a farms account and join their true people.

Cenobites stepping out of the dimensional tear caused by the lament configuration, look at this picture and just say "Well, looks like our work here is already done" and turn around and go home.

There's nothing more manly than refusing to drink coffe the way you want to because you're afraid of what other people think

Women can smell desperation a mile against the wind, how the fuck is this not common knowledge?

Imagine having so little self-respect that you fuck the fat, poopy butt bitch. Disgusting.

I know who I’m betting on in a fight between the average southerner and average redditor.

"These Men's shorts don't look good on my wide, childbearing, manly hips!"

Now, the lower pelvis is densely enervated and packed full of little muscles to unconsciously do various sorts of things, like keeping the testicles at an optimum temperature, keeping various tubes leaking, and occasionally popping boners for no reason.

 

[tehpope]

sending me to berlin? are you sadistic?

 

[teriyakiburns]

I'm appearing in this thread far too often for my liking.

 

[Tablet County]

I'm appearing in this thread far too often for my liking.

The quotings will continue until your sense of humor diminishes.

Now I am not a parent, have not played one on TV, nor slept at a Holiday Inn Express recently

 

[teriyakiburns]

The quotings will continue until your sense of humor diminishes.

Well now I have performance anxiety!

 

[Pedophobe]

I'm wearing a see-through leotard and thigh-high boots as I type this from the street corner where I am passed out from acute intoxication.

some people get catharsis from whining

I just witnessed a full 3 act Tragedy in 2 posts.

I envy your naivety.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

His line about failing at life the moment you have anything to do with kiwifarms hurts to be honest, I'm going to go lay down and think about my life.

 

[Just A Butt]

most guys are going MGTOW at this point

 

[doodoocaca]

Current year, on kiwifarms.

Owning the moids with bear sex.

I hereby deposit that pee is stored in the butt.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Second, Quest mischaracterizes the holding in Coomer.

 

[eatler]

I walk into this thread for 3 minutes and its just 10 guys and 2 """""women""""" horny posting at eachother. If I wanted this I would have gone to /adv/.

Hey be nice to him, maybe he only commented that accidentally on a thread title with the phrase CHILD PORNOGRAPHY in it

The chat is always filled with homos, that's why I frequent Q&A, which is full of faggots.

 

[vomitusdeux]

"All my plumbing is original"

What a grotesque way of phrasing that. I'd wager on her having a scat fetish.

Looks VERY rape-able! Hubba HUBBA!

Is a "wood production factory" the same thing as a sawmill or are they ginning up their chinesium wood laminate out of gutter oil and wontons?

indonesia never fails to be the worst fucking place on earth

Google Engineer: "We can train it to get rid of CP, but it also gets rid of loli! We can't have that!"

I would like to take this opportunity to say that I don't care how much of a giant fucking retard you are.

I now know it's not about the cunny rabbit hole and I regret everything.

Hey be nice to him, maybe he only commented that accidentally on a thread title with the phrase CHILD PORNOGRAPHY in it

 

[Drip Torch]

I miss my computer doing what I told it to instead of what it thinks I want it to.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Embarrasses me as a noticer when people forget Germans and Scandinavians exist in their rush to apply the parentheses.

The Irate Gamer being the protagonist in a George Floyd creepypasta is one of the funniest things I've ever fucking heard.

 

[LurkTrawl]

I was having a hypoglycemic moment

this wasn't a bookcon this was a gooncon.