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[Freshly Baked Socks]

Josh sez...

“You could very easily say that Facebook is a stalker website or Instagram is a stalking website. It is really an inferior way to describe what amounts to a gossip forum,” Moon expounded, “It implies a level of criminality to it that doesn't exist.”

 

[Tablet County]

I'm gonna feed you a tube steak smothered in underwear

I remain immune to the female lardmagic that ensnares weaker men

"It's simple. We eat the Batman."

 

[Thé au lait]

Hi

I'm sick of your shit Android Raptor.

Oscar Pistorius is a sore subject for me. When he got his charge downgraded to manslaughter because he shot through the bathroom door, thus proving lack of intent, I tried patenting an invention with a bathroom door bolted to the muzzle of the gun. Then they reversed that and he got convicted of murder. Waste of a patent fee.

 

[BirdUp]

to be fair Patrick also shows his cock to people when he's mad.

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

There's a sort of lie inflation effect. Lie enough and eventually your lies become worth the equivalent of a Zimbabwe "dollar."

 

[Tablet County]

Typical Neanderthal Behavior - hunting mammoths, cave paintings, sorcery.

“We wasted money on Biden ads and we spent too much time staring at Hunter’s dick.”

How are historians going to write about this for posterity?

If i grab a photo and throw it at you, the image will be moving but it will not be an animation.

I too come into threads about shit I don't care about, spread my retarded asscheeks as wide as possible, shit all over the floor, and then act like I'm superior to everyone around me.

 

[Big Nasty]

Wow, you can actually hear the fart.

 

[Sprate Header]

Meh im atp where i just dont a fuck anymore.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

I’ll get concerned only when the day comes that a self-driving car can operate in India that won’t self-destruct upon startup

He says this like he has been informed that he fucked his mom secondhand

"Punch him again, hubby. "

"There's a car up there, and there's two gentlemen staring at us."

 

[LargeChoonger]

Punch him harder Hubby.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

Source: porn my troon ex used to watch.

I iz smrt. I haz a DAGREE from COLLAGE! Where's YOUR DAGREE from COLLAGE? You are not smrt liek me! I wrote a buk and have a MASTERS DAGREE! You do not, pleb!

I'm cutting my dick off so I can cum harder. Then, I'm cutting my tongue off so I can taste better. Afterwards I'll be chopping my finger tips off so I can feel more sensation. I'm getting a pegleg installed so I can run faster as well.

Disclaimer, I will NEVER invert my penis and hollow out my bowels, but if I ever do, I’ll be sure to post the pictures here

Breadtube and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

"Ava didn't commission loliporn from Shadman. She bought loliporn from his Twitter page. Checkmate, transphobes."

Why is there hair ON the "penis" ???

Despite being a virgin nerd, I have a very large penis. (Larger than 90% of dicks according to the internet).

“You best start believing in psyops, Kiwi users... you're in one!”

 

[Pedophobe]

I don't know if I should rate horrifying or optimistic.

 

[BirdUp]

Whatever happened to a pair of huge tits on a full developed woman? Why does the body of a child arouse you?

 

[30+GameOvers]

After 20 mins or so, he just got up and left. No sex. No jerking off. Just egg rolling.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I think I met 80% of my friends teasing a retarded man named Chris Chan while wearing a pickle suit.

I'm not sure what this means.

You aren't smart. Your mind is full of television static and telletubbies reruns

If only there were some way to not have strangers fuck you in the asshole.

Fellas, is it autistic to have lifelong passions?

>well, achtually, I could make the same shot if it wasn't the same shot

Brilliant

At first, I laughed. Reread this entire discussion and then laughed harder.

The legendary Kiwi Farms autism faceblindness strikes again

People who fly to a country to eat cuisine from another country infuriate me so. I have to believe they’re WEF-paid plants.

 

[Ammyterasu]

"I'm not frisking you"
"I'm offering you the option"

"Pardon my flatulence."

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I can certainly say I believe God shudders at the thought of Airline Rewards and Mileage Credit Cards.

 

[Ass to Ass]

>I’m aware of the situation
He says this like he has been informed that he fucked his mom secondhand

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

If Batman is your hero, you're going to meet him very soon.

 

[Thé au lait]

Chris: "[Sonichu] is punching you all each, just a gentle punch to let you know he is here."
Cop: "Okay."
Chris: "Did you feel it? He punched you first."
Cop: "Yeah so I didn't but yknow"
Chris: "Punch him harder, hubby."
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