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[Local Fed]

You need to find a girl who's criminally compatible. Not just a future wife, but also a future accomplice.

It sounds like you're making porn without realizing it. If your benchmark is "Japan did it, so it's okay." You're probably doing weird stuff and don't realize it.

A Croatian Twitter user named Fisted by Foucault is threatening to fight Nick Fuentes in Chicago.

I made a post in mass debates about my favorite type of cheese, then out of nowhere a notification popped up. I thought it was someone replying to my favorite cheese, but no, it was Null threatening to kill me.

india found a way around sexual selection. the pajeet found a way to scam charles darwin.

It's like when I close my eyes and inhale I see it in my mind, I don't know how else to explain this. Through out my entire life up until my wife, oral sex has almost been impossible for me due to people's general care that might be ok for most but something that I can't get near myself. Thankfully my wife who understands me goes that extra mile and because of this I fucking devour her pussy.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

it's good to see that open association with this little forum of ours is no longer a short cut to cancellation, and also I hate niggers.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Every kid in Eastern Europe knows to avoid cygan. The ones who didn't listen had their bikes stolen.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Take a look at her YouTube Shorts. The most recent one is something like "MY BOYFRIEND IS YELLING AT ME AGAIN" and it's just her recording a white dude eating McDonald's pancakes while driving

alcohol is like MSG for the soul, it has nothing to offer on it's own, rather it exemplifies what's already there

>I just want to know what's in the corner of that room

Plumbers shouldn’t be put through this hell, man. Their jobs are horrifying enough already.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

They're posting horse cum memes so people finally stop saying they're weird.

He's like some cringy, stateless couch surfer.

The American Experiment runs on vibes and we don't need your fuckin' laws, man.

this game is fun but i hate my parents

"No, stalker canine, you won't interrupt my TV-watching time, enjoy bathroom prison"

Which disease? You mean THE disease? Fucking idiots.

These college students could learn a thing or two from my hatred for my fellow man, I think.

Guarantee seagull hands typed this piece.

Ask for condiments, then write a stern criticism in cursive and ketchup. My displeasure will be legendary and viral.

Going to a high-end restaurant and ordering chicken nuggets feels oddly sad to me

That false bottom angers and outrages me. I have never seen something so outrageous. That false bottom means you do not have a bucket, you have a plate. You dare serve me a fucking plate of tendies and call it a bucket of home-fried gaoodness??????

You just know the yuppie fools who are buying those plate-buckets of KFC are loudly and demonstratively biting into their pieces of chicken, moaning, "oooooohhhhh this is sooo good, I feel so guilty haha but I deserve it haha" and spending $100 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A GODDAMN PLATTER OF TENDIES THAT THEY CALL A BUCKET !

Finding a rare attractive Indian woman, marrying her as a show of dominance over Indian men and then colonizing her womb is white supremacist as fuck.

Do not redeem the race card, sar.

Let's hope some of my other bad ideas don't come to life. Except maybe The Clockwork Orange Saturday morning cartoon.

 

[TheRetardKing]

i wish null was there in person to slap him when this cocksucker opened his mouth to interrupt to "correct" the record on the femininity of a males prostate. what a scumfuck. what a bastard. what an utter waste of air and light. what a complete and utter clown you are tom. is this what you want etched on your tombstone? when you od in a few years max after destiny fucks your girlfriends prostate there?

ah yes the shadiversity defence...

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Sleeping in a port-a-potty during a snowstorm beats sleeping in an open field during one but that doesn't mean it's an ideal situation.

This is simply brilliant. I am in genuine awe.

 

[Faceless Whore]

No hitting on me though, my butt is exit only.

 

[Markass the Worst]

And he is right stop orbiting Roblox YouTubers you stupid fat ugly nigger closeted pedophiles, no child would ever want to be associated with you creeps.

This entire website is a front for an underground child grooming ring hence all the troll shielding

 

[highly regarded 420]

You niggers think too much about Moon dick.

 

[Gog & Magog]

An otherwise healthy 23-year-old transgender male on one year of testosterone therapy presented in an obtunded state. Examination revealed complete quadriplegia with sparing of vertical eye movements, consistent with locked-in syndrome. ... Unfortunately, the patient was out of the time window for any acute stroke interventions.

Suicide prevented! Maximum gender euphoria achieved!

 

[PhoBingas]

If my children made noises like that, I'd abandon them too.

 

[Thé au lait]

The concept of crop rotation as it applies to pepperoni

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Mods, take him to the penis explosion chamber and have his penis exploded immediately.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

"Shoutout @AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed uh, who I have had to ban from the Beauty Parlor because he was thirstposting in both Amberlynn and Chantal's threads"

 

[AnotherPleb]

i will be mad at ANYONE i WANT because i am a red-blooded AMERICAN and i speak FREEDOMESE thank you very much

 

[Positron]

 

[Oliver Onions]

They also forgot to return home afterwards to Africa. Classic mistake

 

[BirdUp]

Mods, I believe this man is suicidal and should be institutionalized for his own protection. I have already intercepted the fatal dose of Goldbelly pies he ordered for himself.

 

[glow]

Funny Or Die could be literal, if we really wanted it.