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[Kiwifarmsname]

Don't increase your carbon foot print masturbating into kinder eggs ffs.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I always laugh when "black twitter" tries to come up with some new slur for white people, but then lock replies because they inevitably turn into combo chains of N I G G E R. You don't even have to spell the word out, you can legit just post "N" under their replies and they will react like you called them nigger. It's great.

I feel like this needs to be stated once again, for the retards in the back...

DO NOT USE GOOGLE CHROME YOU FUCKING RETARD!

We're in full holographic meatloaf mode

Tldr is that people are stupid, and the aliens should come take over already

This thread always either irritates me or makes me angry. Don't even know why I visit anymore.

NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T LET PEOPLE WITH DIFFERING VIEWPOINTS SPEAK THIS IS HORRIFYING A THREAT TO OUR DEMOCRACY

this is one of the most disgusting and hilarious things I’ve ever read on the internet.

Disgusting. How much does it cost?
Asking for a friend.

I remember one of my mothers' friends booked a trip to India. She didn't even make it out of the terminal before, as she put it "I realized I had made a terrible mistake" and booking a flight home. She said every man there had rape in his eyes, and not in a made-up Western way, in a 'they're going to drag me into the restroom and gang rape me' way.

Apparently fingender means "any female gender" and mingender means "any male gender", despite literally having "minge" in the word.

I suspect they are just fucking with us.

God but these fuckers make me want to drink myself to sleep.

fuck you for reminding me marsupilami existed

backwards baseball hat aesthetic is legitimately the most embarrasing cow getup I can think of, and i'm factoring both troon AND furry cows of infamy in this comparison

Do you think these people go mad in nature because it allows them to hear the void where their soul should be?

The internet is forever. tee hee

Also lick my taint and call me Cecil, his face is downright bulbous

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Napoleon Bonerfart

I don't think too many people are trading cheeseburgers for blowjobs these days so food is food

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

receiving unsolicited porn and used rubbers in the mail every 6 months cannot in fact be considered harassment.

 

[Harm]

almsdeeds will wrath wrench said offend forbid races incorruption grow ofthe then loseth grieving continuance existence cherish successively doubtless reputation heat resulting temper fog thefts sour egyptian sublimity reach bands

 

[Meat Target]

You weren't ordered to be here like the rest of us?

You weren't mailed draft papers during the Drop Kiwi Farms Special Autism Operation?

Yes, I work for the CIA and am also living in your walls.

Scrolling down a page must be hard for the intellectually disabled.

I’m pretty there’s at least one Kiwi agent in Minnesota who’s not on the registry.

The Crackfairy told him that.

 

[Kaktus Kompot]

tiktok has made me lustful for male bodies

Anisa's un-circumsized sock

You know, chat, maybe I won't fuck a dude today.

pigsatzgrupen

her mother would borrow her vomit drawer

The sun is a chud. Billions must tan.

some kind of child torturing eggplant

 

[BirdUp]

being the bigger man is how you get the hellhole we now live in. dont ever listen to women. Be the more violent man

 

[Rotollo 2]

TLDR: Bob is running around these past weeks with a giant erection in his caged cock. Constantly trying to lure some stories out of Nick.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There are plenty of bipolar people who don't want to fuck teenage girls.

 

[PhoBingas]

I AM NOT A VOLUNTARY MEMBER OF THE KIWI FARMS. I AM HERE TO COMPLY WITH TERMS OF MY COURT-ORDERED COMMUNITY SERVICE. MY TITLE IS MISLEADING, AND FOR LEGAL REASONS I MUST MAKE IT CLEAR THAT I AM AN INVOLUNTARY MEMBER OF THE KIWI FARMS. I AM HERE AGAINST MY WILL.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I don't understand how lawyers would be so gay.

 

[Phoenix Connexion]

God, how can one guy fuck up his finances this much? And of course he dies and leaves it to everyone else to clean up his mess...again.

 

[DickMain]

thanks for the leak, british man with fake breasts

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Anyway they tried convincing us to defect to the Turkish Marines so we could party with them on some Turkish island. While that happened a group of Gypsy children we had adopted and had taught to throw a punch, so we could have a team of street children to watch our backs, stole my wallet.

Yeah but we're talking about investing in ship building as a long term economic move for the Republic of Ireland because a Scottish guy was wrong about a Russian tank engine once.

Sometimes I come to this thread not to laugh at a fat and gay MIC shill, but to instead enjoy the resident military autists get into slapfights with each other.

As a non American I dont know much about the civil war but I've played Ultimate General Civil War and its fucking awesome.

Give me a brigade of the most racist marines the Corps can offer and I'll shut down the Houthis permanently.

Nigga, Hitler was on crack and he was the greatest man who ever lived.

 

[stupid frog]

Let's get something straight though - and this has to be said considering that mostly women post on this board. I been on this website for damn near 5 years now and I've PM'd probably 80% of the non-tranny women on this site and you know how many responses I've gotten? ZERO. Zip. Goose egg. And I'm a good looking guy. Got a good job. Good credit, all that shit. And yet, I take the time out of my day (A very busy one, mind you) to compliment the stuck-up women of this site and what do I get in return? Nothing. What the fuck is that about? You spending too much time looking at videos of Amberlynn and Chantel and it's got you thinking you're hot shit. You need to roll that back, because you ain't. You doing 45 minutes of pilates twice a week and I'm supposed to be impressed? GTFOH. If you weigh over 160 lbs then you might as well be as big as Amber. That shit rounds all the way up to 600 lbs or whatever so stop thinking you're too good for this dick.

 

[Meat Target]

This is the face of a gigantic homosexual. This is the face of a man who has taken multiple dicks up his asshole the very same day he made this face.

 

[Aunt Carol]

God has mercy; he saw she hooked herself to be a wigger's beard and he gave her brain cells a jolt. Now she can be retarded and not suffer. Truly God shows mercy to his most fat followers.

 

[BirdUp]

SpongeBob NiggerPants

 

[Rotollo 2]

The fatfur analog horror. Be afraid, very afraid.