random_text.txt

[Gog & Magog]

You're white and have a anime profile picture, an eastern imported cultural view of animation, something that is non white. You should know deep within your bones as a white man that, you are betraying your ancestors and God by divulging in those cultural backgrounds.

 

[Gangster Talk]

1 Possible tranny taking copious notes on me walking down the hallway, weird, very possible KF

 

[Sawamura Simp]

What drives a person when their fetish website gets hacked and their passwords compromised, to create an account on the website it redirects to?

Racists welcome people of all races, as long as they're racist.

May the myopia of your poverty inspire you to focus on documenting the balldo while the rage pig hollers in the distance.

Absolute chad mahogany sun god kiwi.

The exaggerated swagger of a kiwifarmer.

 

[Axiom.]

A wedgie on ralph is like anal sex; great in theory, titillating even, but the reality of the endevour is so full of horrors that the well adjusted stay away.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-ralphs-twitter-tweets.81217/post-19148119

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

3 Rules for Life by Joshua Moon

Don't dress weird. Groom. Bathe.

 

[barbie meat]

RECORDSCRATCH

“You’re probably wondering why I’m here in Sao Paolo getting fucked up the ass by a transsexual prostitute without a rubber?

 

[Tablet County]

I understand what furfags are going through.
Sometimes I pretend to be a human, but at least I admit my delusions are crazy.

Have they found the hyper furry cock appreciation thread?

If only you knew how Balldo things are.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I personally like scifi and cyborgs. The porn's just the cherry on top.

 

[Tablet County]

e621 has 65 drawings tagged with cheese_grater

 

[WhoBusTank69]

I'm just imagining them trying to log on to their favourite furry art site, feeling a bit confused to begin with when they see Kiwi Farms on their browser, then just thinking "eh, this'll do".

 

[Seafarer]

"It was trash. There was a wookie but he died."

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

You just have to try it, use it, touch it, fondle it, fall in love with it. Do it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If you're going to go full autist here, at least be correct.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

I have never read the phrase "deglove the interior of the vagina" before and I never want to again.

When she's shiny and pink,
With that good tuna stink!

If she's pale and yella,
That's a sick doodking, fella

This Young Person's Kidneys Rotted After Their Phalloplasty Surgery and They Died in Agony. Here's Why That's a Good Thing.

every fag now is NOT NORMAL and JUST GAY

 

[Tablet County]

THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE GIRTH!

 

[Pedophobe]

Probably every lolcow's nightmare is that those who mock them aren't maladjusted basement dwellers, but just completely ordinary people.

Unironic Chads and Stacies.

 

[BirdUp]

I would sooner sound myself with barbed wire.

 

[Caesar]

you can easily tell I don't like zoophiles nor enjoy the idea of fucking animals. What I like is personality and culture, hence why I like the idea of aliens

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

You WILL manually click the bread

The story is so up it's own ass that I assume Kojima did at least 3 full laps through his intestine

the enderman really is the best fantasy race in a video game to serve as nigger representation
black as night, avoid water, steal things from the player, and "harmless" until you trigger them by looking at them after which they screech like a banshee and haul ass to beat you up
the resemblance is uncanny

I swear none of these people are actually from the Balkans every person I know from the Balkans favorite sport is competitive racism

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

"You think aliens are scary? Just wait 'til you meet our lawyers!"