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[Tablet County]

They tell you to imagine people naked to feel better at public speaking, then someone does it with AI and you get all offended.

Null beat all of them to the punch and just looked around one day, said “I don’t like black people” and simply left.

This is beyond Copium, we're dealing with pure, uncut copentanil, manufactured in the hills of Guangzhou. Just one grain could kill 3 dozen seasoned a-logs.

the cop worship happening in this thread is cringe as fuck.

I could never be a mod on this website because I'd see shit like this and just immediately permaban.

It's not cop worship. It's Nigger Hate.

It's the fucking Prancing Pony from Lord of the Rings. Presumably so Baldo Baggins can visit.

 

[Oliver Onions]

No one's playing cod because they want to support women having their breastmilk stolen or whatever.

 

[Mr Bunny]

less blunts and more OCD

 

[Tablet County]

Ian used to be obsessed with trains and hung around train tracks so much police had to intervene

she can taste a much wider spectrum of flavours than most humans, including infra-sour and ultramami.

What if i take a transatlantic flight and slip an audio recording device under my foreskin? Americans will never expect the secret foreskin pocket.

COKE♂BALLDO♂FANTASIES

 

[grenouille crétine]

I don't know why but there's just something very not heterosexual about fucking a sandwich.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

At least when the gays get into depravity they go the whole nine yards with the hellraiser shit. Swingers seem to just wanna attend a horrible BBQ for the rest of eternity where everyone's leathery wives get plowed in the poolhouse.

This is the difference between Porn World and reality. In Porn World, all the women are dime pieces with curves in all the right places and the guys are ripped pack studs. They perform sex positions that you need 5 years of yoga to pull off. In reality, it looks like a bunch of alligators are fighting over the last deer carcass.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Let it be known: Trolls save lives.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I have to wait 12 hours to buy a moldy loaf of bread, but it’s a small price to pay for SLAY QUEEN.

Why can't I convince billionaire Venture Capitalists that my insane inventions need investment?

If I was a ghost in that absolute unit's house I'd be the one scared shitless. Look at the scowl on him there!

I mourn the extinction of pedantic sub editors

I might be misremembering but isn't there a video of one of these retards having a breakdown because one of their personalities raped another personality of theirs in their head?

 

[Faceless Whore]

 

[Sawamura Simp]

Why do I want to play as Karen the Outlaw in a generic Star Wars skinned ubisoft open world game?

If count skankula had trained his pug to patpost, would he have enjoyed prison?

Mr. AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed, how many times did you "superchat" the defendant on the night of 5/21/24?

Does moving in next door to a lolcow count as cowtipping?

can you just shut the fuck up? what is your malfunction?

I would like to apologize for my earlier posts in the thread rambling about the "Sonichu Demon." After Trump got shot and the events that followed, I was in a hysterical state for a couple days.

 

[Tablet County]

What's wrong with swingers? Why is all their signalling so chintzy and lame? It's like a Jimmy Buffet themed sexual practice.

Slomo has a button that sends a signal to your buttworms and it tells you to vote democrat.

twink death achieved through majin boo maxxing

 

[Xarpho's Return]

That looks like a power fantasy for people in wheelchairs.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There's no differential diagnosis in gender medicine, the "diagnosis" procedure is just a doctor looking down at a piece of paper with the word "TRANS" written on it and then putting a little checkmark next to it.

I was assigned heckin' valid at birth.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Tfw your games cover up american warcrimes by rewriting the stories to say russia did them but you wont let your players misgender someone

Personally, I think acting like a faggot should not have any age immunity, but that's just me.

 

[BirdUp]

We're entering the mental breakdown arc.

 

[Tablet County]

"Ha ha I'm a cuckold isn't that funny you're so owned" will never work.

Oh, shit, it's the dude who got a Nobel prize for telling us the internet would have as much economic impact as the fax machine.

Personally I think the music video for Kate Bush's Wuthering heights is about child sexual abuse
The reason being every time I watch it I feel distinctly like a small child who has just been gangraped for several hours

WARNING: Drunkposting activated, posts may appear more retarded than they actually are.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

ATTN FURRIES: The administration of this website has no affiliation with the hackers who have redirected FurAffinity to the Kiwi Farms. This is a joke at both of our expense.

 

[Tablet County]

If anyone has the image of Ethan Klein eating foreskins please post.

The Eternal FurFest on Kiwi Farms has been averted.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

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"KiwiFarms, an anti-furry and other forum. (Think 4chan but worse)"

 

[GunCar Gary]

In the case of this image, it is a furry child being transformed into testicles.