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[Toolbox]

Ugh! I STAND BY DRAGONS!!!! TELL YOUR SUPERIORS OR THIS IS YOUR LAST TIME HERE!!!!

 

[Drip Torch]

A classic...

Fuck you, I’m a dragon!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I probably got myself in trouble last November when I told polling volunteers, upon being offered an "I voted" sticker, I said, "stickers are for children".

I'm sure I said it here before but it's stupid. You advertised that you voted, good for you. Do you want an "I pooped today" sticker also?

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

Reddit discusses the vile Kiwifarms after the Furaffinity hacking.

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"imagine if you squeezed 4chan like a wet towel, and out of it came a giant liquid pile of shit. That is what Kiwifarms is, people who were banned from 4chan, It's an insult to actual wastes of air, to say that they're a waste of air, all of them."

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

The thing about turbo-autism is you never truly appreciate it until you need to do it yourself because your turboautist is dead.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

LARGE
DOGS

I'm the sheriff of Butte County and I'm gonna need you to put your hands behind your back baby

I'd argue that just the way it is, you could make money, and solve the problem of him living in the residence Make it a "Potential Real Molestation Haunted House", no minors allowed, and have everyone that goes in sign a contract that they can't sue you if they are molested because you warned them of the very real possibility ahead of time. Then everyone can walk around the house knowing they could potentially be molested by Kevin Spacey. If that isn't scary, nothing is. Spacey would have to put up with people bothering him constantly, taking pictures of him while he's taking a dump on the toilet, asking how many little boys he touched. I doubt he'd last more than a few days before he ran out of the house, screaming, stark raving mad.

Wtf is Murika?

As a result she can taste a much wider spectrum of flavours than most humans, including infra-sour and ultramami.

Black market horsepiss is a helluva drug, I guess.

Guess there is no reason to hold back any more. Double fisting it from now on, red wine in one hand, scotch in the other.
Fuck you World Health Organization.

Globalist kikes! Elites! Oxygen! Bugs! Sterilizing children! The Science! Cold dead hands!

 

[Preacher ✝]

The scum is being reported immediately and I will make sure that Furaffinity is saved.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

How many farmers do you think got redirected here after trying to drop by FurAffinity for a wank and thought they were having a stroke?

 

[Axiom.]

Since this is a minor, we will mass report his channel(and maybe snitch to his parent as well), so he won't get groomed.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/operation-deplatform-wolfygoofytoons.198496/

 

[hideandgoseekchampion]

 

[Kirk Van Houten]

What am I supposed to do? Read Dante or Moby Dick like some kind of nerd/faggot?

ETA: Those who negrate me are just mad they don't have anyone who loves them IRL. That's why you have time to read so much classic literature.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

most people are going to pick the bullshit animals just because they only have a single cunt of a human being for an owner whereas an HOA is a collection of cunts.

 

[Pedophobe]

Any negative feeling or opinion you are experiencing knowing this information is objectively correct.

 

[ComStar]

I don't know who Ethan Ralph is."
- Ethan Ralph, 2024

 

[Cemetery Support]

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They’ve made a game of killing people.

 

[Laburnum]

He said he wouldn't "waste his wrists" elaborating.

 

[Gentlebastard]

she can taste a much wider spectrum of flavours than most humans, including infra-sour and ultramami

So they allow you to make content in prison? How many kiwifarms users are in jail and shit posting

"Every pair of pants he has" - all two of them?

If you're going to go full autist here, at least be correct.

My source on this is "Trust Me Bro" and I'll openly admit that.

Diddy Kong is absolutely right. And that terrifies the troon.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I don't think it's so Skibidi if you shit in it...

 

[TheRetardKing]

You’re the monster now, bonehead! I raise baby dragons to their full potential.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

1 Possible tranny taking copious notes on me walking down the hallway, weird, very possible KF