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[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

are you a fucking retard?

yes I use kiwifarms.

 

[The Feline Solution]

"I can't breathe" is the new "may I speak to the manager?"

 

[Cnidarian]

Is that so, or do white girls take Gunther selfies?

 

[Gentlebastard]

One man's trash is another man's treasure, for sure, but sometimes one man's trash is just trash all around.

Meth heads are too busy cleaning their house at 4 AM or jacking off to care about that stuff.

I bet all my kiwifarm stickers this man is a pedophile.

I know troons are legendarily ignorant when it comes to female anatomy, but thinking that women have an oestrus cycle is a new one.

If he ain't a nonce yet, I'm 90% certain he's got underage kids in his Discord server.

Isn't she pushing 60? I get there's no age limit on being a cow or an attention whore, but damn...

Porn wouldn’t lie to people and make them think slumber parties are lesbian-experimentation orgies, right?

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

I signed up for the Farms to sperg about virginity

 

[Tablet County]

"I deliver pizzas in the wasteland, dodging shadow beings like the 'Noid"

"Isn't it funny I named this skeleton."
'That used to be a person, you sick fuck.'

carlsagan.jr@supplechildsodomy

 

[Cnidarian]

We don't have anything juicy to confess to slutty ancient hermits.

 

[Tablet County]

I can't believe a story that has someone using MySpace in 2011.

Oldfags are natures greatest gift and we must keep this endangered species safe.

Part of becoming a man is accepting that even pretty girls take mean shits.

 

[Meat Target]

The coom house will get you pregnant just by stepping into it.

 

[Gog & Magog]

I was returning home from work, passed this woman was sitting on the bench while her little boy was riding around on his scooter, just out and about, caught them mid conversation. She said to him "You're a man, men don't suffer", and I thought to myself "That's fucked up" I can only wish this was true, what a fucking thing to say to a little boy. Though his response was funny "I suffered when I didn't have Minecraft."

-@Astro Galactic Megalul

 

[Pedophobe]

Socks and sandals is always a good combo for showing off you give no fucks.

Why can’t they just be normal?

Some people are joking, some may just want attention, and then there are some that probably actually believe it.

 

[Tablet County]

The stairs beckon, you obese retard

I am the last person who wants to defend a show produced by Ben Shapiro.

How can your book be award winning if you haven't released it yet?

Rizzed by the Warcraft King, a Kiwifarms love story.

I wonder what is worse for children, having no father at all or having your father be a massively retarded faggot on the Internet.

Yeesh, she looks like the least desirable piece in a Hells Angels clubhouse.

“Look, I care so much about the poor oppressed peoples of the world, and I am definitely not a horrible X-files Monster-of-the-week pigmonster who kidnaps them in the dead of night and turns them into pepperoni.”

 

[Wu-Terf Clan]

Nigga, you ain’t supposed to read the link I provide. You’re supposed to accept my claims at face value.

 

[tehpope]

Park cleared. The police have fully regained control of the playground.

 

[Kayfabe]

Andy is the nigger of retards.

 

[LucasSomething]

"SAing her mom is a terrible crime, but I don’t know if she would’ve been pushed into that mindset if she wasn’t constantly beset upon by internet vultures picking and prodding her."

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/youtubedra...odycam_footage_of_christine_chandlers_arrest/

 

[Tablet County]

Gentlemen: when you inevitably age, do so gracefully. Shave your head.

No, embrace your norwood as the spiritual armour it is.

Brah is legitimately shook and saddened. Total goyslop induced pathos.

Null please start a collection for the Kamp Kiwi Kompound

I don't own a rich people shower, are they supposed to look like someone was murdered in them?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Thinking about Jan 6 still makes me mad, because my wish of Baked Alaska getting shot in the dick by a beanbag round never came to pass

 

[Tablet County]

Not having balls to store pee in, a woman has no other option but to piss herself when she needs to go

My fellow Americans, "lorries" means "trucks".

I have a big heart. And an average but perfectly adequate penis!

If count skankula had trained his pug to patpost, would he have enjoyed prison?

 

[demicolon]

The coom house will get you pregnant just by stepping into it. You could even call it the rape house. Because it rapes you.