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[Aunt Carol]

I actively never think about my dads dick.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Before and after BPD pussy. Not even once boys

We have too much time on our hands these days so we can really hunker down and be degenerate as fuck.

what're you some kinda monster?
get your turtle a gf, he wants to fuck

 

[Cemetery Support]

It scratches their itch to harvest something.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Listen, I've been on the Internet for a long fucking time in some very dark corners, but this is possibly the most schizophrenic sentence I have ever read. You can't just say that.

He'll be so happy when poop starts coming out of his axe wound.

I know rick's a piece of shit, but he can't be this much of one...I hope.

if I recall correctly there are at least two sex joke tweets at parents of dying children

This, according to Algonquin legend, is a sign of the Wendigo. A person who eats their butter without spreading it on bread has a Wendigo spirit inside them.

Salt autism, thats a new one

Breaking down crying during sex.

Is there anything more manly?

Hello kitty is not a cat drawing, is a demonic sigil

Everything about this post looks sketchy. It’s like someone gave ChatGPT the prompt “The Rape Shack.”

 

[BirdUp]

His mind has melted. He's gone full autist.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

solipsistic nightmares beyond myceliumistic comprehension

recently, the good ones just keep on comin'

 

[Return of the Freaker]

jeets are so antisocial its like theyre terminators but their prime directive is OBTAIN WHITE BOBS AND VAGENE instead of terminate sarah connor.

I want to dissect you and stick needles in your brain to figure out why you people smell so bad

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

his only saving grace is that hes really low iq

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

It's just...her natural hair color, this deep dark brown... People with that hair color take very stinky shits.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The fucking deer ate my volunteer potato plants. Fuck you, deer.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I definitely transitioned because I want to pretend that I am Sasuke kissing Goku. That's what I'm up to for sure, you ribbonless county fair hog.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

"Oi, I did a wee on the discord call, but I was catfished and it ain't even me, ya nonce."

 

[Tablet County]

Again the fucking tongue action.

On a scale of 1-Lizzo, how obese are you? Are you always fully retarded or does it come in waves?

"Well, I might be a brutish, slope-brained, inhuman barbarian who thinks whether or not basic fucking empathy for and righteous anger over the murder of helpless children should be based entirely on how fucking light their skin pigmentation is, but at least I'm honest!"

Is it normal to fap to DD boobs?

This nigga looks at Ed Edd n Eddy porn.

I'm not a racist.

I am, however, a racist.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

cultural diversifiers of the midnight persuasion

You know how women enjoying true crime is said to be a subconscious way to learn about the psychology of criminals and victims, and how to avoid being a victim yourself?

(This is funny cause you can tell guy talked to 0 true crime cunts)

I'm unfortunately alive and back at work

That or some autist managed to find 18 different, gold-standard sources to back up the bold claim that Cambodia is situated in Asia

just as an aside, can someone please explain to me why Americans think that they can give anyone else in the world shit over place names? "Let's call it Hendersonville, Tennessee! God bless America!"

 

[BirdUp]

And i watch real media, preferably women abuse videos, i also likes some beheadings of women.

 

[3MMA]

It's a part of sektur culture to have children over Internet feuds. It's the only reason mammals of the sektur reproduce, if you want to know the truth about it. Maybe next time do a little research before you commit cultural appropriation against sektur folx?

 

[BirdUp]

I don't care enough to fit it into his timeline, but here's one video where he talks about winning a badge by pretending he wasn't competing, getting the key to the competition room, and leaking information from other contestents back to his team while he apparently stayed awake the entire time in the room. I've heard reports that in these 72 hours he repeatedly shit himself and the smell kept other contestents away from the puzzle room, but can't confirm or deny it.

 

[seri0us]

because what do you know, the windowless panel van they joked about being the feds turned out actually to be the feds.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

You will not learn how to do a proper squat, stalker child.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Drawing the line at niggers when you've already done double penetration horsecock dildo bukakke schoolgirl cosplay is honestly kinda silly.