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[Pedophobe]

Where is the Canadian Healthcare system when you need it?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

(NOT BAIT) You shouldn't play the game until they add female space marines, heres why
Before you lose it and call me "woke," listen up. There are people who have been stomped on for centuries, and we're finally at a point where we can start to make things right. How can you sit there and play a game made by devs who are openly sexist, while also refusing to add even a shred of diversity? What's the big deal with having a single marine who's intersex, lgbtq or female (they did it for custodes) in the game? Just one!

One character! They could be on screen for five seconds, and it wouldn't hurt you at all. But it would mean the world to someone who finally sees themselves represented. And who’s really the snowflake if that idea gets under your skin? They don't even need to be the main character! It blows my mind that anyone would back a game that's deliberately pandering to right-wing values. Do you even know what you're supporting, or did some World of Warcraft YouTuber just tell you to buy it?

By playing this game, you're choosing to marginalize people who deserve better. That's the point. I get that some will read this and say they don’t care, but maybe, just maybe, try putting yourself in someone else’s shoes for once. All it takes is a little empathy. You don’t have to agree with them, but recognize that representation helps people feel less alone. It's sad that you're actively standing against that.

Edit: Just because you use a jester award, doesn't mean your right. Don't bother trying to rile me up because its not a good look.

Edit 2: people have been very offensive towards me and that makes me sad; however - knowing that we are winning makes all the difference

Edit 3: FREE PALESTINE!!!

Edit 4: Proud to represent LGBT for Palestine; all minorities will be represented when games workshop reacts to the pushback )))

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[Neighborhood Janny]

You shit on one paper plate and eat it and then suddenly you're the "shits on paper plates and eats it" guy for life.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Real men get ROT DOGS. They make appointments to get flayed alive, nerve damage, and a meat cylinder attached to their pubic bone. No balls. Only meat tube. Don’t forget the pump to blow your dick up to proper hardness! It will probably break but that’s expected. You have no feeling in it and she experiences no pleasure as a strangely smooth tube of flesh enters her. It’s very manly not to care for a woman’s pleasure.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The teets may be yeeted, but those hips don't lie.

I guess at least he waited until she was dead to wank off in her panties.

Hey, it's the thought that counts...

I will continue to assume he didn’t start violating her boundaries until she was gone. I like living in ignorance. Leave me alone.

Who's ready to volunteer to be Jen's first dicking in 11 weeks? You can't play the "ran away to become a monk" excuse because after those pictures we both know there is no god

Who wants to be the first to have him claim he's a squirter after an abscess bursts and gushes pus all over your dick?

true racism, which is hating someone for such nuanced and unobservable reasons that it’s like a woman being able to tell the difference between black paints.

Imagine learning all the cultures of the world, and becoming multilingual…all so your racist jokes and racist activities and racist memes can have more of an impact.

I suspect weird oriental magic at work.

Linguistically, I want to correct it, but I’ll let the record stand that I sometimes write like a total retard.

I just wanna say that I read that the day you posted it it, and I've actively been looking for just one counter example in my day to day and I cannot.

Well played sir.

majestic. shave your eyebrows jack!!! that's the only thing holding back the transformation of your own head into an orb of steak. become the meat. MEAT GUD.

Ah yes, the ridley scott defense
"Shut up cause you wasn't even there"

Drama in gross kink communities is always hilarious and totally opaque. Just this mental image of an outraged fart enthusiast, furious that he’s been jacking it to man-farts.

I’m also imagining a jazz enthusiast thinking he’s found a wonderful community devoted to scatting and OH MY GOD

This can't be real. None of this can be real.

He looks like a blowfish with down syndrome.

"Hey, can you guys clear our for a bit? I haven't shoved my face, or dick, in piss covered shit in a while and I need my space" is a weird request to make of someone else.

Holy shit, it's not often you find a literal Deep One in the wild.

 

[TheClappening]

Are you some sort of Cunnilingus Leprechaun or just flexible?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Good, anime needs to make money or they'll take BlackRock bucks and reboot Goku into a tranny nigger.

 

[3MMA]

These two truly put the gay in gay-ops.

 

[Law]

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GET A BONER ABOUT 9/11!

 

[Pissmaster]

another day another dead faggot

 

[PhoBingas]

Also my investments in General Dynamics, Lockheed Martin, and Raytheon care very, very, VERY much.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

If you make schools just for boys they will all grow up to be gays. Just look at the UK.

@Law The "get a boner about 9/11" is one of the oldest random.txt texts on the site, that's probably what it was a reference to

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Hillary drinks against the grain of the liquor, not with it.

This is what you're defending when you join the military.

There's really only one truly effective solution and I won't say it because Null will probably get upset with me.

I guess we're eating ducks and cats now.

"Duck Hunters could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighbourhood before. There could be Duck Hunters anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE Duck Hunters" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Haitians after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

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BLM (not the nigger kind the glow kind)

The only reason men are depressed is that the government stops them from solving their problems with violence.

 

[Tablet County]

imagine how hard it is for a person whose ancestors never discovered fire; an entire civilization which cares more for random park birds than their own daughters

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

I'm gonna be honest of all the possible motives I could've imagined for her to shoot up an elementary school, "I want to die and go to heaven so God can give me a penis so I can fuck black people in the ass" was not on my radar.

I offer to become a bounty hunter to bring ****** parents to justice. I will have a whip, a rope, and a love of saying “It takes a village to raise a child. It takes only a single man to whip!””

They were playing Twister while doing it, and became a sexual pretzel after one near-fatal right hand on green. Many such cases.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Here you can see the giant hole in the ceiling, that most of the rodents come through, yes that is plumbing, no I don't know what it goes to. You can see in the background an attempt to cover up this hole but the landlord unfortunately stopped giving a fuck and here we are.

Waffle stomping is always an option.

 

[Asian tech support]

If amphetamines were good enough for the Nazis they're good enough for you.

Didn't they lose?

Yes because they couldn't produce enough meth.

 

[Big Beefus]

My BPD was right, which is sad.

Source (Warning: long unhinged rant)

 

[Tablet County]

She's currently masturbating to the thought of a hurricane destroying New Orleans and gangs of feral niggers raping my family and eating my pets.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

By the look of those medical notes it sounds like she needs the spirit of Ed Gein aborted

But last year she bought a $120 inflatable rainbow Hanukkah unicorn to try to bait someone into vandalizing their yard. Isn't that jewish enough for you

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[Unintelligible Crackheadese]

Ah, my favorite breakfast. Avocado toast and turds