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[Trigger Me Timbers]

Another survivor of that horrible war
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[Cemetery Support]

This nigga got a smelly dick

#Trans #Despair

 

[supremeautismo]

I KILLED 6 MILLION BROOMS AND ILL KILL 6 MILLION MORE
TOTAL JANNY DEATH!

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

That isn't gay because the balls wouldn't touch. Faggots can't even be gay properly these days.

Take a moment, draw yourself a bath, light a few candles, and look up missionary gay sex on your porn site of choice and explore.

You think too much about homo sex.
Very fruity zesty of you sugar plum.

Joke is on you, idiots. I spent the last four hours analyzing gay porn and now can write a thesis using Euclidean math angles and shit about penis in ass entry and what constitutes as real missionary. Instead it requires different ledges and shit which is equivalent to a shallow angle pile driver.

I hope you don’t continue to post ignorant statements in this thread.

Someone wanna tell him that women have buttholes?

Gays cannot have sex in the missionary position. It's called missionary position because the Christian missionaries taught the buttfucking jungle people that God only wants you to have sex with the woman lying on her back and the man on top and wearing socks. Not in the butt. Not in the mouth. Not like a dog. Not like a frog.

-compulsory bacon butties.

I mean I'm also Irish so...yeah we have the best looking women. Also the ugliest. You know the weird thing is that that's even true in my family. I have one cousin who is ugly as shit and the other one who I will hit on whenever I drink.

Trains always win.

Luigi is another MK Ultra victim.

I think they shouldn't be doing that in a Waffle House either.

I don't remember muslim jurisprudence having this many emojis.

I mean I consider it good policy to ban cousin fucking. It's not that hard.

Man people post some incredibly racist sexist shit on this website sometimes.

I keep imagining a shot of Null sitting down in a shadowy room and you notice a hand on his shoulder, and the camera gradually zooms out to reveal the dark form of a man looming over him, it's Jesse fucking Singal, always has been

Im confused, where is the internet hate machine again?

Anyway, Jesse Singal is going to insanely brutally murder trannies by pecking at trees with his massive beak until they fall down onto tranny gooncaves.

Undeservedly and unnecessarily had the title of internet hate machine for too long.

People who use "niggerfaggot" and "total tranny death" as terms of endearment are rarely appealing to advertisers.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

N*GGER, YOU'RE JUST R-SLURRED.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHICH BUMFUCK COMMUNITY COLLEGE YOU ATTENDED, BUT IN POLITE SOCIETY, IT'S EXPECTED OF YOU TO HAVE READ KANT'S CRITIQUES AND TO BE AT THE VERY LEAST FAMILIAR WITH HEGEL, MARX, FREUD.

This forum is fucking hell.
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I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY DO IN AMERICAN SCHOOLS BUT UNIVERSITY STUDENTS OVER HERE READ BOOKS
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I am deleting my account.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Also, I am NOT a character. I'm a HUMAN BEING. I am NOT in a book, I am NOT a written story. I would suggest YOU get checked because you think every-one is "In character."

 

[Oliver Onions]

Goes into pro wrestling which is automatically the gayest thing you can do but you know what pal, it’s your dream not mine.

I’m gunna keep reading there’s gotta be more to this than some gay wrestler getting tits.

I do own a lantern, actually.

 

[CansOfCant]

Does the 2nd ammendment cover weaponized autism?

 

[Kirk Van Houten]

If you're ever feeling bad about your appearance, the Farms are the place to go for a confidence boost. We've got cows of every kind of ugly.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I love the game of Chinese whispers they play that turns milquetoast liberal science journo into kiwi farms super soldiers.

He really does spend half his day yelling STEK at various AI programs.

now where is the one where she fell asleep with a dildo up her ass?

I support the extermination of people who remove their mufflers and then brap around like negros at midnight.

I remember Null saying he's Jewish

Sending blacks into Japan to terrorize them like this is a bridge too far, pearl harbor was like a hundred years ago get over it already and stop these attacks.

the fish are becoming entirely to cocky and we need to knock them down a few pegs

Well steven jobs tried to cure his cancer with apples, I'm not all the surprises his AI doesn't know what steak is.

Firefighters are the Swiss army knife of Emergency Services.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Girl you can't even read your own mind, that goes without saying

 

[Sawamura Simp]

Fat millennial women who are obsessed with consumable food mistakenly believe affection for culinary products or caffeinated piss equals a personality.

Pure mental illness.

I can't wait for Project 2025 to finally authorize Goku to drop the spirit bomb on Palestine

Your Likes: People with autism, Pokémon and Benito Mussolini

You're joining MAGA Country soon Canada! Only your NHL Players and Bret Hart are going to be spared from The Day of Rake.

Spoiler: Bonus

Trump is worse than Hitler, he is literally Voldemort therefore he's like Putin

 

[indomitable snowman]

Okay now arrest the fart fetishists

 

[DickMain]

Its like fight club but with more autism

 

[Dr. Butt]

Kill yourself, faggot.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

I have no real evidence to support this, but I'm also 100% sure I'm right.

Whatever this event was, it was what prompted Timmy to study philosophy and dedicate himself to answering the big questions challenging mankind, like whether or not it's ethical to rape animals.

I was like "That's an interesting point Stanislava. I have never considered that all Bosnians should be slaughtered like the pigs they are" and kept working.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"might knit, read HP and love anal"

JOSH IS A BLACK WOMAN?

 

[D_Tractor]

One of my life goals, as in it's on my bucket list, is to snort the cremated ashes of a jew as if it were cocaine, preferably from an alleged "holocaust" victim. So I'm extremely jealous of this ZOG cock sucking niggress. I am the ultimate antisemite. Nobody can hate jews more than me;

 

[Dr. Butt]

I once found a bathroom with a bunch of bean bags.

The state currently doesn't punish people for pre-crimes.

 

[TheRetardKing]

LEAVE ME ALONE, MOM! QUIT BULLYING ME, STEPDAD! *HYPERVENTILATES* I JUST WANT TO GET FAMOUS BY MAKING VIDEOS ABOUT WHY FUCKING ANIMALS IS TOTALLY ETHICAL AND COOL BEHIND A CARTOON PONY AVATAR FROM A SHOW FOR LITTLE GIRLS! I DON'T WANT TO GET A JOB!