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[Inco G. Nito]

(This man BARBECUED AND ATE other men's testicles who got their nuts chopped off at a nullo home party.)

 

[Silver Higgs]

"BASED BASED BASED DEATH PENALTY BASED DEATH PENALTY FRIVOLOUS SENSELESS VIOLENCE POLICE BRUTALITY HUH BASED BASED YEAH YOU CALL YOURSELVES LEFTISTS AND YOU SUPPORT THIS?"

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Gee whiz I sure hope this Tor connection is good.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Life is so much simpler when you're not a fucking retard.

 

[CEO of Gay]

I'm now convinced you jerk off to Diglet.

 

[Rembrandt]

Also, astrology has its own trigger warning now?

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

What about my Angry? My dear sweet lil' ol Angry ain't no issue.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

i do NOT NEED MEDICATION. for the LAST. FUCKING TIME

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

please stop with your somnoterrorism

 

[BirdUp]

Wrong as always baby infant atalker child. I don't use toilet paper. Enjoy prison.

Incorrect as always, stalker child. Every tweet is measured and purposeful. Each word is chosen with care. Language is one of Rick's many weapons, it's just the one he chooses to use most often. He'd spend too much time getting murder charges dismissed on self-defense grounds if he gave the terrorists what they deserved and that's a pine box.

Carefully, slowly; your words, motivations, your very psyche are dismantled by Fatrick's eloquent prose. His mind is a laser beam of focus when he tweets. One that burns through your lies with ease. Wait for the knock and don't forget to update your location when you're sentenced to the federal pen.

You will be told many thousands of times that you're a natural, stalker. Enjoy compliments, child.

 

[Pedophobe]

I have no real evidence to support this, but I'm also 100% sure I'm right.

Make better life choices, and you won't have to remind yourself to smile, it will just come naturally

Its like fight club but with more autism

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Does the 2nd ammendment cover weaponized autism?

 

[AltisticRight]

dessert is food because i can eat it

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

please stop with your somnoterrorism

Zoey and Elaine
Sittin in a tree
K I S S I N G
First comes love
Then comes marriage
Then comes a retard baby-oops it was a miscarriage

*taps on the glass of zoe's enclosure*

 

[Spud]

My "best friend" was a SoundCloud rapper up until the dude was thrown into court for statutory rape.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

If Kiwi Farms existed pre-Internet it would be one of those weird zines you have to purchase at porn shops.

he spent $500 on getting doxxed

turned child molestation into an ARG

Yes IIRC he suffers from a medical condition called "really liking crack cocaine"

It was a very beautiful wedding but lacked Ferengi.

this guy is earnestly arguing with someone named "Rabbi Shlomo Racemixer"

I got a rain fetish from an episode of the pink panther where he was harassed by a sentient cloud and I havent found anybody else in or out the fandom with that specific fetish.

I didn't call bugs bunny a pedophile cartoon. He made that shit up out of nowhere lol

Maybe he can use his god powers to un-rape himself.

Why does Australopithecus have the exact body shape of a bulldyke lesbian.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Who'd want walkable cities, if you can have fuckable cities?

His brain shows up in his food. Canned chicken is the closest in consistency to his brain.

If we don't buck break him into speaking like a fucking Enid Blyton character we will have failed as farmers.

Apparently the thing that makes a person really racist is not ignorance, but actually being around members of the race in question.

CJOCO, the Chief JO Crystal Officer

He's been in Hell all along, and he just hasn't realized it yet. Oh well; he has an eternity. The best cooking is low and slow.

Spoiler: nsfw

"I am developing an intense raceplay addiction."

It's easier to fit Patrick S. Tomlison through a regular sized door than it is for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God.

That is the gnarliest tranny hairline I've seen in a while holy fuck

 

[Dr. Butt]

If you think the likes of Robbie “Blaire” White passes you are male and/or have some form of visual impairment.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I opened the thread warily as it caught my eye. "Black Man Underwear" his username read- was his name in reference to black colored underwear or underwear for a black man? Questions abounded.

The Kiwi Farms were an interesting place. While it sounds like a place where one would go to learn how to ranch kiwi birds, it was actually a drama and gossip forum frequented by some colorful characters, some of whom the unpleasant type. And we were in one of the most interesting places in that interesting place, the Deep Thoughts board. Anything goes in Deep Thoughts, truly. Not all thoughts contained therein are all that deep, and not all deepness contained therein are thoughts. Truly a walking dichotomy.

Journalists were about as popular on the Kiwi Farms as a hooker at a convent. What was he getting at with his thread title? I feel as though I had a pretty good idea, but it wasn't until scrolling down after taking another swig of my water that I had my lingering doubts erased. I knew exactly what he was talking about.

 

[Crex Crex]

"Jesse Singal is mobilizing kiwi farm assassins to murder us all"