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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This dude deserves to be pissed. I'd be downright angry if I paid good money for all you can eat tacos and did not, in fact, get all I could eat.

 

[Doxmatix]

*Slurp*
Tee hee
*dies*

He might have the boobs but no way does he have the balls to wear it again.

It's YOU. You're the demon!

Odds the cheap Chinese seatbelt could hold her mass still in the event of a 50 mph collision? Same as the odds Salah is paying their rent from his perfume empire profits.

"My beautiful queen, will you please do the chores while I go check on my business as the President of Business Man at Business. Then later I will eat you for dessert."

Omfg why did I spend today doing real life things?!

Agree, but it should be 'dinners for two' because a gentleman never dines alone, he brings a woman of ill repute along with him

They make a lot of the instant noodles imported to the uk it seems, they are ok tbf, and it's cool that they basically live in a big crater.
However, they kept invading me in Crusader Kings II, because they are papist dogs.

 

[WonderWino]

I’ll never look at Lysol the same again. Fleshlight of the cleaning aisle.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Not the autism I was hoping for.

 

[Axiom.]

you all harass me nonstop and expect me to just be nice and sit there with a smile while i take in all of your verbal manslaughter??? how about FUCK OFF, NO

 

[Asian tech support]

The night before while all are still asleep, Tesla robots driving around in cybertrucks will replace all nearby street signs with new ones that say something like "designated scheisser" under the name. It's scheissernacht!

 

[Axiom.]

NO I DONT NEED FUCKING MEDICATION I DO JUST FINE RAWDOGGING LIFE AS INTENDED WOOOOO

 

[Axiom.]

I WILL STRANGLE THAT FUCKING PEDOPHILE IF HE EVER TOUCHES MY SON AND DOES SOMETHING SO AWFUL FUCKING WATCH ME I CAN GO UP TO WASHINGTOJ AND DO IT RIGHT NOW WANT ME TO DO IT??? HUH??? HUH

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

pants are an abomination

 

[Meat Target]

Fapcop. Kayla is waiting for you.

Nick: "Good news April, honey! The plea deal includes a provision that the state will drop your case!"
Kayla: "Is there anything in there for me, dear?"
Nick: "Who are you?"

 

[Pedophobe]

I AM NOT MELTING DOWN IM PUTING THE LOSERS IN THEIR PLACE

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

She owns that she is "white-presenting" but insists that her body shape is ethnic because she's fat.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

FUCK OFF YOU BITCHFUCK

I’ve never had the pleasure of watching a Zoey melty in real time before. This is a real treat

I WILL STRANGLE THAT FUCKING PEDOPHILE IF HE EVER TOUCHES MY SON AND DOES SOMETHING SO AWFUL FUCKING WATCH ME I CAN GO UP TO WASHINGTOJ AND DO IT RIGHT NOW WANT ME TO DO IT??? HUH??? HUH

THERES NOBODY OUTSIDE NOBODY NOBODY NOBODU

IM A CAT

I AM NOT DELUSIONAL I AM NOT DELUSIONAL I KNOW WHATS GOINF ON I KNOW IM BEING STALKED BY THIS FUCKING PEDOPHILE AWMUI AND SHE NEEDS TO BE BANNED ON ALL OF HER ACCOUNTS IMMEDIATELY

KILL YOURSELF STAB YOURSELF WITH YOUR ART TABLET PEN NOW

I KEEP ALL BITCHCLOCKS OUT OF MY HOUSE

THATS NOT THE TYPE OF CLOCK I KEEP AWAY ITS DIFFERENT

SPHERE CLOCKS BELONG TO HARASSMENT CLIQUES

SHUT UP NOBODY IS HERE NOBODY IS HERE NOBODY NOBODY STOO STOP STOP

STOP IT ALL OF YOU CHOKE ON BRICKS NOW

THIS IS MY THREAD AND I DICTATE WHAT HAPPENS HERE SO BE NICE TO ME AND STOP WITH THE TERRORISM

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Why would anyone consider it a utopia if animals were being fucked?

 

[Meat Target]

STOP AND GO CHOKE ON BULLETS

@Null BAN ALL OF THESE USERS HARASSING ME IMMEDIATELY

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT ALL OF YOU KILL YOURSELVES

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

the gypsy baron is not concerned with such minor things.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Jeffrey Epstein was just his stage name. He was actually born in Ireland as Geoffrey O'Malley.

 

[Marc]

N FEBRUARY
Monday Amish Monday moment
Wednesday Amish Jack on the Go
Friday Cooking With Jack Amish edition

 

[Oliver Onions]

We are reaching lolcow melting point in less than 10 pages: the normies are about to know.

One of my former coworkers had a mustache despite being a bio woman. She also was a lesbian.

 

[Chongqing]

Do you even lez, bro?

Usually I provide context but I don't think it's necessary this time.