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[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

They can take my right to say retard, faggot and nigger when they pry my keyboard from my dead, retarded, niggerfaggot hands.

 

[Thé au lait]

Got it. Have fun, and Merry Christmas.

Okay, who's gonna spread the word all over A&H that (HHH) died of "COVID vaccine related complications."?

 

[Vibralldo]

The puppet isn’t trustworthy. It’s a work.

 

[Pedophobe]

You can literally see the brainrot from space.

May Kiwi Gods Nuke This Wasteful Comment of mine.

Am...am I noooticing? Have I become a noooticer?

 

[JustSomeDong]

When I dated, I was very careful not to talk about very personal topics or why Misato was my favorite character from Evangelion.

 

[neger psykolog]

Keep digging Mald. You're almost there. 95% of lolcows give up right before they were about to epically own the haters. Just gotta keep digging your own hole and you'll eventually hit gold

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Imagine what the five bugmen that take turns fucking this thing look like.

"HULLO I'M HERE TO SHIFT YOUR ASS," he says in his most dainty lady-like voice.

It's the face you see right before your ass gets forcibly trooned out.

"do you worst!" No need. God has already accomplished that task.

This thread shows me that the Game Show Community is as wide as a Wheel of Fortune table and as deep as Jeopardy's range of question categories.

 

[Space Police]

She cheated because Cobra thought it was gay to have anal sex with his girlfriend.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I can't imagine what it's like to have multiple autistic NEETs obsess over you 24/7, I've only got one so far.

 

[frozen_runner]

all memes are real

I'm gonna name my son Climate Change and make him an arsonist

God damnit! Now where am I supposed to go when I want to smear shit and blood all over the walls?

What the hell why would you post this

 

[The Spoils of War]

He has lost the pilot

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I already had unlimited bacon when I fucked your mom.

 

[oldTireWater]

Coffee helps you focus on things other than sharia laws

 

[revenge of rebecca]

From http://dreadytofatroptsdj6io7l3xptbet6onoyno2yv7jicoxknyazubrad.onion/post/f9028c83c314f4d851dc

Quoted at https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojh...or-the-kiwi-farms.33217/page-37#post-20254351

You must understand that when dealing with a person with severe mental illness they can be unpredictable and make bad choices. I am severely mentally ill, I am unpredictable, and I make bad choices.

 

[CallmeCicada]

your tyranny is over.

deal with it.

 

[neger psykolog]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jason-thor-hall-piratesoftware-maldavius-figtree-darksphere-creations-maldavius-thorwich-witness-x-potatosec.197757/post-20327984

 

[Gentlebastard]

Korean men are like crack to women who are into pretty boys

good people just lie down and die in their 50s-70s, so that they don’t inconvenience everybody else

She looks like a WWII anti-japanese propaganda poster.

That's just a typical fat dude in the US and probably wouldn't even register as unusual if I saw him in public. I was looking forward to a real horror show.

I have to ask, what is someone called who is neither right nor left handed because he is shit with both?

"Thus have you woven your own doom, foul one. Know this: your thread is cut, and no more shall you walk free beneath the skies. Prison awaits, as sure as the coming of night. Let your fate be a lesson, for your choices have led you to this end."

15th century sailors haven't encountered pork as salty as Piggy is here, goddamn.

You can give a Brit Michelin Stars, but he'll always be a Brit.

 

[Crex Crex]

Personally, it would be an honour to have him bang my mom.

God was the first to troll him.

Does that mean injecting diarrhea medicine directly into your cerebrospinal fluid would be a cheap, legal high?

 

[Dr. Butt]

If you undress and get into this obviously cursed outdoor bathtub you are accepting that something is going to happen to you. Is it bad? Probably!

Its over.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Don't let your memes be dreams kids