random_text.txt

[PhoBingas]

Oy vey, won't someone think of the cartoon characters and first class citizens?

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Cool, I've been quoted here again. I had to manually construct the BB code to quote this, but I did it:

I sincerely hope everyone in this thread kills themselves. Merry Christmas.

 

[The Spoils of War]

I don't even want MARIO to be fucking babies.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Damn, that's a lot of words for someone who can't even draw a simple circle.

Google says masturbating with vegetables is healthy.

 

[MrJokerRager]

There is no privacy anymore. You either have to go off grid completely or accept the chinks and glowies knowing about your squirrel girl R34

 

[n1663r]

As for my "autism" (another term watered down into a meaningless buzzword by overuse), it isn't even mine, since I don't have it!

Apologies if this has already been posted, got a good laugh out of me and I've never seen it in the random text header.

 

[Poonocchio]

The internet wasn't meant to be moderated it's best in it's natural state

 

[Oliver Onions]

Link to the "Why Must Niggers Host Game Shows" article

 

[Positron]

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

We need to absolutely overpower kids with porn to the point it becomes stale and even a mild introduction to something better to spend their time on is more appealing.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I saw a video about Christchurch once on a New Zealand bird website.

MR SANDMAN

WILL YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN

 

[Gentlebastard]

I initially read this as, "he will lie voluptuously" and I didn't even question it.

I mean, this man is a expert on nigger faggotry. We should listen to him.

Either way I get to see him burn for my amusement, and thus I am content.

(edit: couldn't stand that gay phrasing)

Can we send everyone involved to the pillory?

"Why is your basement filled with snuff porn?"
"I'm an empath."

This face is the face of someone who goons to granny porn. The moral here is: be very careful about your choice of deviancy lest you end up like this.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

It's hard to get comfortable with spicy mayo in your bed.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Buckle your fuckle. This thread is going to make you wish tumblr had never died.

There's actually not enough black meat to go around, because a certain Milwaukee-based porcine author keeps eating them all, child

 

[WonderWino]

God! Make me your conduit! An absolute irresistible force of romantic love!

 

[DickMain]

This is HUGE news for the unemployment community

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

It’s because they’re filthy whores who daddy needs to punish.

 

[Crex Crex]

if he gets the incantations just right and preforms the rituals to perfection, he can summon big breasted nurses to rush in and wipe his ass and wash his balls.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't think he's trying to transition into Scarlett O'Hara, but that would be really funny if he did.

 

[GunCar Gary]

Lord and Master dumps you for fresh new pussy puss puss