random_text.txt

[bearycool]

You honor me with posting that random.txt of mine. It's one of my favorites when I mafe that diatribe about Couch Cuck

 

[Aunt Carol]

"Are there places people can buy things," asks man in a post on the internet.

 

[vomitusdeux]

All apologies to Shrek who I don't think would neglect Zendaya into a flat head.

What's an invasion, but a consent accident between different countries?

I will check her upcoming vlogs for potential wiping candidates.

can someone talented please make a visual of amber wiping on the corner of a sink? I'm begging yall.

IT WASHES THE SHIT RAGS IN THE SINK, OR IT WIPES THE SHELF ASS AGAIN.

I wouldn't know, I'm not a nigger who vomited risotto.

Your name is Pussy Repellent

You call this thing a vagina? Looks more like a pair of ballsacks pushed together

I AM TRANS YOU PURPLE TRIANGLED FUCK

i asked if you wash your neovagina

My favorite conversation is explaining to my friends and family why I have a horse cock in my bathroom.

Nope. Dear Mrs. Lochmann had to look at a lavender colored horse schlong in her powder room.

PS: Yes there's a second bathroom in the master bedroom, but the horse dick was in the main bathroom.

The bucket next to your desk isn't a bathroom

"Hey, Colton. Why do you have a horse cock in your bathroom?"

"Because I really like horse cocks. I fucked a horse once."

Colton is so unfamiliar with soap he doesn't know it has a color even when it isn't being used.

Horse cum doesn’t count as soap

Do your udder flaps slap together like thunder sticks when your farts redirect out your amhole?

There is literally no situation where you should be having sex AND thinking about Colton or any other lolcow for that matter.

He was meant to take me to an horror convention called Transworld.

What did Colton's dick do to betray him?

I recognize that gay butthole.

Fact: People think gay folk are just really into gross gay sex, but that's actually how they identify one another. Kind of like how dogs sniff each other's butts, gay men have to look at each other's asses in order to recognize each other.

I have rarely seen a kike who looks so much like he has aids or alternatively recently survived a camp

I watch his video he is always sniffing my ear like a biden before having an asthma attack.

I will buy a Tesla right after I get done shaving my legs and a finding a dress that doesn't make me look fat.

You either die a Kiwi, or live long enough to become a troon.

He got excited about receiving human contact from a woman that did not require date rape.

When will Texas and Null stop oppressing lolicons she's a 10,000 year old vampire loli from Mesopotamia if anything she should be the one on the watchlist! ITS JUST NOT FAIR.

Why the fuck is she announcing she's having her beef curtains snipped? Ew.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

"Treating me like a monkey. Stoning me. Throwing me off buildings. Putting me in the gas chambers" Did we do that?

No, but we raped him psychically.

 

[Drip Torch]

Her name is Grimes

 

[Dead Lion]

No, District Judge, Child, your ruling is fake. I get to decide whether the defendants get any money. Enjoy prison

 

[Pedophobe]

If one word could be used to describe the fanbase, it would be greasy.

Poorly drawn inflation porn. Always.

How likely is it that an autistic bipolar transexual narcissist who is into BDSM and has a plethora of other diseases even exists?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Jerry, you don’t have tits nor are you petite. You’re a fat, 30 year old man.

Imagine bragging about paying three hundred dollars for generic furry art. What a retard.

 

[Tablet County]

I think his sunglasses are awesome and he holds his son X Æ A-Xii normally and isn’t not trying to cover sniper line of fire.

 

[Aunt Carol]

“Your areolas are too big! GTFO of my office!”

Your empathy should not depend on whether or not you want to have sex with someone, retard.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Everyone is retarded, end of story.

 

[stupid frog]

> he doesn't need to be packing 3 inches or anything

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I can live without loli porn existing

I cannot live without simpsons porn existing

Please excuse the autism of the average Kiwi Farms user.

Nine years and we're still giving that poor guy shit.

You're goddamn right we are.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

The internet is great because you can see a guy with a Joseph Goebbels avatar named "Futaconnoissuer" defend owning a sex doll

 

[Solomon Bundy]

How the fuck do you get hard on DuckTales?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Ralph Risks HIV to Complete Phase 1 of His Murder-Suicide Plot

 

[Tablet County]

I appreciate you being candid regarding your sexual fixation on children unprompted. Please tell us more and share your full name and address for a free gift basket.

we all know he's a thumb wielding booty pirate

 

[CaddestSlown]

*sniffs from fart tube*

 

[Gentlebastard]

She looks like current day John Oliver cosplaying as ten years ago John Oliver.

Now now. You're telling me, that a woman who chose to put the term 'Vore' in her stage name is mentally unstable? Perish the thought sir.

Fuck you. Bernardo isn't a consoomer. He's a man with a passion. A love that far surpasses anything any of us could ever experience. He's the only one truly living, and people like you mock him out of jealous and spite.

You, sir, are the Goofy Goober. Not he.

I don't get tattoos but a tattoo of tits seems especially retarded.

Top o' the morning to all niggas and niggletes in the audience today.

I’m amazed by how this carbuncle finds so many new ways to be stupid and disgusting. It’s really quite remarkable how awful he is.

Bzzzzt, wrong. Your mornings are dark because you wake up at 3am to satisfy your Twitter addiction.

He owns so many sex dolls he has to get rid of some old ones to make way for the new ones he's buying. This guy is no mere dabbler.

 

[karz]

"Islamic content" is not a strong enough sticker for that screenshot.