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[Rotollo 2]

BUT, I love a good conspiracy and I’ve half convinced myself he’s the anti-christ.

 

[Jang Joo]

Thank you analrapist!

 

[Windy Moors]

nigga i know everything about Mike David

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

“It was a bunch of people politely discussing how many deck chairs on the Titanic should be reserved for transgender people,” said another.

 

[Bloitzhole]

he came in here shitting the place up cus he wasnt allowed in genchat. and tried to lord over everyone about his free school money and wanting to be a welfare leech. therefore, he has the ire of the cow. and now i have alist of every bridge collapse in the 2007-2008 timeframe when he would have been 15

 

[JustSomeDong]

Everyone trying to up thier e-cred by chasing pump-and-dump meme lolcows or trying to go in on leveraged lolcow options.
Then there's this nigga here with a long-term diamond hands strat to massive Lolcow gains.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

It's far back in the thread but someone posted an article about how a semi-popular MILF pornstar with a seemingly functioning life now lives in the sewers and has a hobo boyfriend.

The boobs remind me of Keffels.

I remember that doujin.

Watched some VR porn. They literally all have hemorrhoids.

Oh wow, it's so wonderful. Just so convenient. Just so inconsistent. I wonder why it lost viewers.

Let me just say: I love retard wars.

The Brazilians have higher standards than the Swiss, we sure live in interesting times.

Like you've never made some bad business choices after a long night of drinking beer and eating cheese.

>Trump gives the order to kill all soytellectuals
>Anyone caught with a neck beard, thick rimed glasses, flannel shirts, baggy pants, monochrome sweatshirts and ye ye ass haircuts is to be killed

Mein kiwis, I have a request to make. I am periodically in the situation where my mother will text me a meme, and I am forced by filial piety to respond in kind. This inevitably leads to 15 minutes of scrolling to find a safe-for-parent response. So please, share with me your best normie-safe memes, not for me, but for the sake of my beloved mother. (Note: she's an educated woman, so for example a meme referencing the name of Jean-Paul Sartre would not go unappreciated)

Unfortunately, being fat does not stop someone from selling pictures of their asshole on the internet.

It's not "anti-liberty" to demand that the people STEALING MY FUCKING MONEY allegedly to "survive" forgo certain things like SODA AND JUNK FOOD and keep it only to essentials.

You might as well be a furry or a discord tranny where I can't get through a single post of yours without being reminded that, yes, you want to fuck grandmas.

Imagine a danger-hair with AIDS exploding themselves in Wal-mart, forever and ever.

Wait, so if I steal something and possess it, I have to report it as income...what if I sell it, is that income I'm taxed on too?

Seems like double dipping on the IRS' part, very unfair.

You can't plea insanity to tax evasion.

I'm okay with system under which you can have as much Coke as you want--so long as you stay healthy enough to defend your Coke with your life.

Is that Juju the Cow getting fucked in the ass by lego people?

Like you need more fuel for your Amhole erotica.

"Rectal Strangulation" sounds like a killer name for a grindcore band.

I broke my asshole for internet points

Lmao her chin looks like a shaven crotch that's just growing its bush back.

You just know that room stank by about dude ten.

There's something special and uniquely sad about boomer grief.

 

[CaddestSlown]

I don't see any grooming allegations in his future, his degree of esoteric autism is simply too great.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

They are usually gay men who decided to go the extra step to "stick it to the man".

 

[Gentlebastard]

That Beef Wellington is even worse than a war crime. You could show that to the Japanese army occupying Nanking in the 1930's and even they would agree it'd be too cruel to inflict that on anyone.

He doesn’t even know how to be a fat shit.

The one thing he undeniably is.

For sale, one amhole, never dilated.

These people fantasize about sending anyone who said nigger once to a death camp but when it comes to child porn they are suddenly live and let live

A rooftop Korean or a black cop that terrorises Baltimore is more white to me than those fuckers ever will be.

Is he... angry that Hallmark might lose advertisers? Happy? Concerned? Amused? Why does he care so much about Hallmark at all? I'm very confused.

I have my opinions, but no matter where you come down on the issue, Jack is obviously the shittiest ambassador possible for any side's philosophy.

Shaving Cheeto dust into your macaroni and cheese is normal and a requisite for human survival.

"I was bamboozled" lol lmao

I know the answer is "because I'm retarded" but I'd just love to ask these people

He fucked up a recipe that consists of 3 ingredients mixed together, no cooking involved.

The entire conversation has the tone of two TikTok-addicted teenagers pretending to be revolutionaries.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

How the fuck do you get trench foot without leaving your attic wtf Chance

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

the shitflinging here is so retarded it needs to be recorded for all posterity.

chat is only used by retards. And everyone in this thread is clearly a genius.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

So if anything, white people should be enslaved by blacks, at least until they decide to stop being so hellbound.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

when the strippers get hungry it means a recession is coming.

 

[Aunt Carol]

However - and this is important - at no time will anyone use "vore" to mean nonsexual eating.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Classification: CONFIDENTIAL

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[Super Malario]

Da fuck??? Oh its Zoey smashing her face into the keyboard. Shine on you psychotic diamond.

 

[Dr. Butt]

He is still a virgin DESPITE VISITING A HOOKER

The “rape” was that his girlfriend broke up with him after sex.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

He did have first dibs on that 12 year old so he was only defending his territory.

Do us all a favor and walk straight into a goomba

 

[DickMain]

"The man, who also suffered from a swelling of his left testicle, said he had not undergone any surgery or suffered rectal trauma."