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This autism is beyond weapons grade. This is refined, focused, and ascended. This is the autism of He in Heaven, granted to a few chosen mortals. For even God looks down upon this world and wonders "Can anyone explain these fuckers?"

I started playing video games before I was even born. I'd kick my mom from inside the womb until she got gud at vidya.
Get on my level, pooner.

I hate the Beatles but they don't deserve this

Personally, she's the originator of Ahegao and should be boycotted for her crimes

Psyoping Tumblr users into being sexually normal is something I haven't seen.

But you could tell the niggers from the nig-greats

Unless niggers have X-ray vision, we're fine.

"You want to help por butilicus from Zambia? Please give me 1 billion dollars that totally wont be diluded to corrupt rulers, guerrilas and a canibal warlord who will eat butilicus alive for fun"

The place was a hate speech cesspit for a long time, and I say this as someone who says "nigger" a lot

Anyone in Cleveland can be safely ignored, just because they're in Cleveland

Also, just as a related sidetrack, FULLY AUTOMATIC ASSAULT FUNKO POPS would be a good band name

'm sure the whole video is hilarious but 20 minutes of niggy shenanigans a day is a bit more than what my doctor recommends me

>opens the niggers thread
>niggers
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is a fight between two black women like an MMO raid where you have to bring the whole party?

The anti-fascist anarchocommunist is a baddass tough as nails motherfucker, as long as he's going up against pensioners, women and display windows.

White women stopping being retarded would go a long way to make society better for everyone of all races, creeds and religions

The theme of the Rambo movies is that I've never seen them.

Same thing, except the American males wear their pants at their knees and the American females blow up to 22 stone in weight (for non-Brits, that means very fat).

While I am white enough to get a sunburn from a lantern

We used to get Sephiroths in my backyard, too, but I put out some live catch traps with peanut butter in them, which seems to have worked. After releasing the little guys near the pond at the park I haven't had any more problems.

Now the question is what other animals could potentially be loafanized?

That's gay. All of those guys are gay. That one who says he wants to do it with a woman? He's lying. Anyone that faggishly turned on by eating people has his Spartan lover-warrior wires crossed and has mixed up killing for your lover with killing your lover himself. Cannibalism is gay.

I am periodically in the situation where my mother will text me a meme, and I am forced by filial piety to respond in kind

Enjoy some banjo then, retards

If you're a fat fuck close your legs whore, unless you're an actual whore in the year 20xx when the world has been ravaged by nuclear war and the last Big Mac is being warred over by two illiterate tribes

The George Floyd "I can't breathe" sound effect anal beads

Every group has that one cunt that thinks nuance is a village in France

You're really telling me that you don't like taking a fat steamy piss after a big drank?
that's one of the 3 aspects of relief we're allowed on god's earth
shitting, pissing, and snoozing

are you a fucking alien? or just fat?
does your fat ass drink 3 pounds of soda every day? and you pass a piss stone every 30 minutes?
shut the fuck up, stop shtting on peeing
don't talk shit about piss.
 
keep up the good posts.webp
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