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[Dr. Butt]

Don't watch anime. If you do watch anime, stop watching anime.

I suck balls all day just because I like it so much.

 

[Die For Me!]

"Naaaa she cares about the kiiids! Ohhhh goddd, not the kiiiiids! Nooooo! Ohhh godddd da kiiiiids... Noooooo... Puh-LEEAAASSEE... Ohhhh goddd Nooo"

"the rest of you whores are nothing, You're nothing! YOU NEVER WERE ANYTHING, THAT'S WHY YOU'VE BEEN TREATED LIKE SECOND CLASS FUCKING CITIZENS THE WHOLE GOD DAMN HISTORY OF THE FUCKING WORLD! IT WASN'T A FUCKING MISTAKE! IT WASN'T SOME ACCIDENT OF EVOLUTION-- IT'S THE WAY IT SHOULD'VE BEEN DONE!!! AND THERE'S A REALLY GOOD MOTHER FUCKING REASON FOR IT: BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID AS SHIT! AND YOU CAN'T STOP GETTING RAPED, that's the other reason!"... "SO YOU HAVE TO BE PROTECTED FOR YOUR OWN FUCKING... SAFETY! DUMB BITCH!"

 

[Tablet County]

SEE WHAT HAPPENS HENRY WHEN YOU FUCK YOUR JEWISH STEP BROTHER IN THE ASS!

Stay tuned for next week when a farmer makes the thread on Caillou and why he is grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded…..

Colorado?

It's pretty gay up here. Lots of "loud and proud and won't be silenced" penis extension truck drivers and equally homosexual cops who are too scared to ticket them.

2004: Jack in the Box discontinued the pannido. I spent the rest of the summer in my filthy underwear, crawling over the old newspapers covering my kitchen floor and eating cold pizza off of them, pretending I was a lone survivor wandering the aftermath of Hiroshima.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

Shitting cum out of your ass and pissing shit out of your dick sounds like just another day in the SRS/GRS horrors thread.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

I got 19 chicken nuggets in my 20 piece meal. I realized how hollow my existence was and how impermanent everything was. That nothing i did mattered and that every star in the sky will burn out one day leaving the universe to be a cold, black graveyard.

 

[stupid frog]

hope he loses all his money, what the fuck kind of statement is that lmao
"sorry boys this butter is marxist we cant buy it"

For sale, one amhole, never dilated.

 

[Inco G. Nito]

I know it's hard to accept but 2007 was 36 years ago, many are just in denial to the passage of time.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

He is the Peter Dinklage of mental midgets.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

where the hell do i even find a brain speedometor?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

pls don't make me look at tranny penis

The transphobia I'm desensitized to. Even seeing my dead name, I have to look at it on my mail, on my bank accounts, and as much as I want to change it, I feel that it's too risky right now.

But saying that I'm afraid of the rain? That really offended me.

I once fell into a creek while out communing with nature. Is that druid enough for you?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Minor but disgusting correction: wrong hole

 

[neger psykolog]

It's actually built into the code. Whenever you post a picture XenForo scans your hard drive to see if you've been looking at gay porn. If you have, it automatically assumes you want full size images. There's no way around it.

 

[Tablet County]

‘As I left the story carpet, in disgrace, and took my coat from the paw patrol themed peg in the cloakroom for a dignified exit, slowly, I began to hate them.’

"We got the best wood, the most solid wood for our homes. The other guys say 'Mr. Tomlinson, you can't throw stones you're in a glass house!' I say we got wood like you wouldn't believe. And you can see it in action from prison."

 

[Markass the Worst]

I am the most persecuted game dev in history.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/mark-edward-kern-grummz-debbichan-foxyfighter.188820/post-20962858

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Nobody should leave an attractive underage girl alone with him without supervision.

 

[Law]

"I AM THE MOST PERSECUTED GAME DEV IN HISTORY"

 

[Dr. Butt]

This is like complaining that you miss the Mr. T Cereal of your youth, and some Redditor telling you to pick up Baby Shark Cereal because that's what modern kids are eating. But Mr. T Cereal tasted like sweetened corn, and Baby Shark Cereal is Fin-Tastic Fruit Flavor; what would be helpful would be if they recommended other corn-flavored cereals, especially ones that are less sweet for the adult palette.

It's "palate" but still funny.

 

[DickMain]

Link | Archive
DICK-UPS!

Some choice quotes from the @Clavicular thread courtesy of Gaytriots:

Dick ups is something stirling cooper put me onto and this niggas legit, basically you want to get an erection and for beginners, flex your dick as hard as possible so it stands straight up

To progress your dick ups, you can add things like a hand towel and lay them on top of your cock to make it more difficult. I am currently up to 4 hand towels.

I have gained .5 girth in 2 months of doing semi consistent dick ups

conversing with low iq primitive women is insanely difficult for me (an autist)

 

[Random Internet Person]

did.. you forget what website you're on?

 

[Gentlebastard]

To keep it short the Dominican guy called the Cuban guy a Brazilian and it turned from a debate to a fist fight while saying slurs real quick. Funny how slurs and fists can transend the language barrier.

Being racist as a White person in the current day and age takes skill, you see if you get caught doing anything that can be deemed "racist" you lose because the media will then destroy your life.

A large and busy thread is a permanent monument to the retardation and/or glory that is America. A chat that goes away is ephemeral and fleeting, like the idea of Canada.

Good Americans like those in this thread know that God intended posts to be etched forever upon digital marble so that we can be judged for their content upon death.

So in the span of half an hour I got shamed by the office fat and the office skelly. you can’t win.

I believe that America is built up on retardation. From our very founding we were retards, retards who would put their heads down and bash it against a wall until it crumbles. And by the grace of God, we may be able to retard our way to prosperity once again.

My statement wasn't meant to be a for/against thing, just purely neutrally, I enjoyed seeing everyone in this thread (including myself) being really retarded over something so inconsequential for such a long period of time.

I really only have one response to this absolute peak Current Year moment: lol

I apologize for putting that image into your head.

Bro if Pitbull Murder Squads were a thing I'd make like a reddit mod and do it for free.