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Yes, tentacle rape porn is a thing in part because the Americans told the Japanese to stop looking at penises.

It's because it's not a fight over politics, but rather over the right to goon on the internet. "Left-wing" gooners wanting to see furry shota interracial rape hentai and "right-wing" gooners wanting to see loli catgirl interracial NTR rape hentai. Der Goonerkrieg, so to speak
 
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Would you believe me if I told you this is the result of planting only male trees, who become treecels basically jizzing their tree-spunk into the wind without any female trees around to absorb it? Because it's true.

Does everyone here already know that old joke about the isolated lumberjacks that have a magic tree that feels really good to fuck? And one day the new guy tries fucking the tree but it doesn't feel nearly as good anymore, so he asks the other guys what the problem is, and they're like "it's your turn inside the tree." ?
 
It should be legal to track these people down and scalp them.

I know there are FAR worse observations to make about him, but god is he an insecure lamewad.

Every little thing he does is tragic (and irritating as fuck).

"This is why your life is already over, Dalit. Enjoy street shitting."

I bet that room sounds and smells like a turkey farm.

they only suck dick as a side gig, not for rent

There is nothing in ashes to be measured except the size of the pile. Rare trans W.

I want to thank you guys for making a thread that is just perfect for getting into the proper amount of rage and disgust needed for a good workout.

how in the FUCK does she have a better beard than me?!

This was a diet tailor made for him. Just eat meat. How hard could that be for a guy who's idea of a snack is an entire rotisserie chicken? But he still fucked it up
 
I was talking to a younger relative who's a college student at Christmas and we were talking about the Gaza situation. They started going on about "Zionists" and I just stopped them and said, "It's ok to say Jews, I hate them too." The sigh of relief and smile that resulted are what Christmas miracles are made of.

FROM RIVER TO THE SEA GLASS THAT FUCKING CURSED LAND ALREADY
 
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