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[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Multi-page, passionate arguments about why a watermelon with a face is or isn't ruining civilization.

 

[Squawking Macaw]

Still wondering how non-disprovable praxaeology explains CWC, furries, faggots, trannies, pooners, or OP's mom. Or OP.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Florida woman arrested while running naked through a Publix screaming "how can you see me I'm indivisible"

 

[Gentlebastard]

I lack the words to describe what I'm seeing, but I guess the closest I get is saying that it looks like a Kumquat that has hit the ground a few times.

What does that room smell like, and how thick is the layer of dandruff caking everything in it?

Turns out it's easy if you just don't give a crap.

 

[Toothp!ck]

I know a lot about how tranny surgeries work too

The max headroom hijacking is just Vtuber for boomers.

 

[clara red bottoms]

If I'm going to let 50 guys run a train on my asshole, there had better be a suitcase full of cash waiting for me when I'm done.

 

[gagabobo1997]

You're not mad because the watermelon looks like a sexualized child (because it does not), you're mad because you perceive there to be a battlefield here on which you must choose a side and live or die by it.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Somehow lying about cooking shrimp in your bathtub is worse to me than actually cooking shrimp in your bathtub

 

[Thé au lait]

"I'm more shrimp than man"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I mean unless any of you wants to have sex with the watermelon I don't see the issue here.

Its actually an 8000 year old watermelon.

I got accused of being a pedophile and came out better than before somehow, plus I had fun.

 

[Thé au lait]

in case anyone is wondering yes I have suffered braindamage and NO I will not see a doctor

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Republicans beat Gay for remaining Florida US House seat.

 

[DickMain]

I guess I'm never getting my genuine classic movie, Tetsuo: the Woggleman, with the Wogglebug raping people to death with a gigantic drill penis.

 

[Tablet County]

Bad goys, bad goys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when (((they))) come for you?

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Sympathy should be well rationed on this site.

like Chris-chan in 2009 and Null in 2025 have the exact same politics

God sure loves punishing Texans for some reason

I don't know if the watermelon is a reference to something other than black people

Better to play it safe than get halal'd for joking about watermelon intercourse.

Another case of someone who claims they pretended to be retarded, but is actually retarded

 

[Oliver Onions]

The funniest part is him being asked if hes eating in a garage since there's motorcycles parked literally right behind him but he remains completely oblivious to them.

 

[Meat Target]

It has gone beyond beggaring belief. It now outright buggers belief.

 

[Jershua Coomer Troon]

The only thing that distinguishes the cows and the farmers is a fence.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I don't even think niggers think this much about watermelon.

 

[neger psykolog]

I cannot even comprehend donating your money to some youtuber all for the sake of a fucking video game score argument.
Do people go into work and think, "Yes, today my labor will go towards bringing a hot sauce salesman to arcade justice!"